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Blue roses don't, black roses do. Also, I thought that thing Iris posted was from the FML site at first.

No.600 NinjaMonkey Chick Pokemon PSYCHIC FIGHTING HT 4′10″ WT 63.9 lbs. It eats 2 kilograms of berries a day. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. No.419 Luminescent Blade Transport Pokemon ROCK ELECTRIC HT 0′06″ WT 7.3 lbs. There are some specimens of Luminescent Blade that have lived for 300 years. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

No.564 Roxas Big Jaw Pokemon FIGHTING ICE HT 3′03″ WT 52.7 lbs. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad. It starts to become active once night falls. No.952 Adell Mysterious Pokemon GROUND FIGHTING HT 1′06″ WT 28.9 lbs. Be careful if you encounter Adell in the caves. It will attack with its large wings. It lives in the valley and catches food with its big jaws. No.543 Ike-Mike Alpaca Pokemon GRASS PSYCHIC HT 8′04″ WT 170.8 lbs. Be careful if you encounter Ike-Mike in the jungle. It will attack with its sharp fangs. It deftly uses its large mouth to pick up and eat Pokemon bones. No.233 Mr. Know-it-all-Anouleth Chatter Pokemon POISON HT 9′04″ WT 203.8 lbs. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. It lives in dark places and catches food with its tentacles. No.767 SeverIan Mysterious Pokemon FIGHTING HT 2′01″ WT 17.2 lbs. It is a bit mischievous so it is very popular as a pet. When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its sharp horn. No.525 Dovregubben Bear Pokemon DARK HT 29′07″ WT 1920.4 lbs. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. It dances 12 hours a day. No.538 H3X/AntiStyle Wild Bull Pokemon ELECTRIC HT 3′09″ WT 61.3 lbs. It lives in the sea and catches food with its large wings. 20 thousand volts of electricity that can make an Indian elephant faint flow through its body. No.899 Iris Genetic Pokemon DARK POISON HT 7′09″ WT 163.9 lbs. There are some specimens of Iris that have lived for 400 years. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. No.666 Soren37 Transport Pokemon ELECTRIC STEEL HT 3′08″ WT 47.5 lbs. It eats 9 kilograms of leaves a day. It lives in the snowy mountains and catches food with its big jaws. No.840 Ar-Wing Pilot Atrocious Pokemon FIGHTING DRAGON HT 3′06″ WT 57.0 lbs. It lived in the mountains approximately 8 hundred million years ago. It eats 2 kilograms of Moon Stones a day. No.577 Shopkeeper Dragon Pokemon FIGHTING DRAGON HT 5′06″ WT 101.2 lbs. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the lake. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Shopkeeper. No.648 Jaden Big Jaw Pokemon DRAGON HT 13′08″ WT 468.6 lbs. It runs 18 hours a day. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad. No.338 LittleAl Turtle Pokemon GRASS POISON HT 18′11″ WT 742.7 lbs. It collects slime and carries its findings back to its den. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. No.269 Isaac55 Ninja Pokemon DARK WATER HT 2′09″ WT 42.0 lbs. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It is popular among maniacs to compare their Isaac55's pincers. No.807 Zwiebel Rabbit Pokemon GROUND ROCK HT 5′06″ WT 83.4 lbs. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Pokemon bones turned into Zwiebel. It is popular among people of Hoenn to compare their Zwiebel's beaks. Phew, that was a lot.

No.746 Spykor Horse Pokemon GHOST FIGHTING HT 2′01″ WT 23.7 lbs. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. It sings 16 hours a day. No.669 Saloma Atrocious Pokemon STEEL HT 3′02″ WT 34.5 lbs. It lives in the desert and catches food with its big jaws. It lurks in the mountains patiently waiting for prey to approach.

Eating trucks is badass, yo.

No.623 Enjolras Lizard Pokemon NORMAL GROUND HT 6′03″ WT 116.7 lbs. A Pokemon that loves dancing. It loves jumping but no one knows why.

Holy shit, that's disgustingly overweight. I hope it's just because of the density of steel. No.722 Obviam Wild Bull Pokemon FLYING GHOST HT 0′03″ WT 5.6 lbs. It is skilled at jumping so it will even help old men at work. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Kanto.

No.199 Blasied Genetic Pokemon GRASS DARK HT 3′07″ WT 55.0 lbs. Be careful if you encounter Blasied in the snowy mountains. It will attack with its horn. It lives in the mountains and catches food with its large mouth.

No.260 Oasis Pig Pokemon FIGHTING DARK HT 3′00″ WT 31.2 lbs. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. It is popular among Team Galactic to compare their Oasis's long tails.

No.835 JB25 Lizard Pokemon GROUND PSYCHIC HT 0′04″ WT 17.5 lbs. It is popular among Gym Leaders to compare their JB25's sharp fangs. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the desert.

I would even if you didn't. No.547 Iced Long Leg Pokemon POISON ICE HT 0′03″ WT 8.2 lbs. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad.

No.859 Rhythm Alpaca Pokemon ICE HT 6′06″ WT 122.5 lbs. It eats 4 kilograms of trucks a day. A Pokemon that is loyal to its Trainer. No.005 Griulf Horse Pokemon GROUND HT 4′08″ WT 50.9 lbs. There are some specimens of Griulf that have lived for 500 years. There have been incidents of Griulf using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn.

No.889 Dark Legend Vampire Trainee Pokemon STEEL FIGHTING HT 3′03″ WT 43.9 lbs. It easily warms up to people but no one knows why. Legend says that an iceberg is created when Dark Legend Vampire gets mad. Haru's? Lies. No.384 4chan Big Jaw Pokemon GROUND GHOST HT 10′03″ WT 280.4 lbs. It collects Caterpie and carries its findings back to its den. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the icebergs.

No.677 eclipse Snake Pokemon FIGHTING WATER HT 3′10″ WT 41.4 lbs. It is serious and hard-working so it's essential to treat it with care. It is constantly swimming to keep its heart pumping. That doesn't make sense.

No.504 Proto Tiger Pokemon PSYCHIC HT 5′03″ WT 94.5 lbs. It was just recently discovered but no one knows why. There have been incidents of Proto using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn.

I also said "honored" in that quote, and everyone worth their salt knows I use British English.

No.782 ZXValaRevan Long Leg Pokemon GHOST HT 18′04″ WT 809.5 lbs. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the snowy mountains. It can circle the Earth within 11 hours.

The content of the quote just shows how fake it is, I'm afraid. Objection denied.

No.810 Emilie De Rochefort Dog Pokemon ICE HT 1′01″ WT 20.8 lbs. It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. A Pokemon that is serious and hard-working.

No.499 Kiryn Monkey Pokemon STEEL PSYCHIC HT 2′06″ WT 33.5 lbs. It eats 4 kilograms of Pidgey eggs a day. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Kiryn.

No.256 Secret! Rabbit Pokemon PSYCHIC DARK HT 8′08″ WT 201.1 lbs. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. It can manipulate its powerful psychic abilities to freely lift up an Indian elephant. No.536 Fuuka Turtle Pokemon PSYCHIC HT 7′01″ WT 151.2 lbs. It collects berries and carries its findings back to its den. It starts to become active once night falls. Uhh...what name, then?