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Nightmare

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  1. I don't know what it felt like because I think I was either too young or didn't exist back then. But I think his teeth got bleached! And I suppose he was alright after it.

  2. My father once drank bleach instead of water.

  3. Ohhh that's good. I'm kind of a cleanfreak so yeah. And one time a relative of mine poured boiling water over a cockroach. They said it went crazy or something and then they felt sorry for it.

  4. You...didn't touch it, did you?

  5. Well...yeah I know that but still...they creep the living hell outta me...have you ever seen one while it's laying eggs?

  6. Avatar: 8/10 (likes it) Sig: 10/10. Wanted to give it 7 at first but then I read it again and realized how brilliant it was. EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake, I post too slow.
  7. Well at least have their immortality...and a random fact...they're the only thing I fear...

  8. Yeah you know, when I think about that, I sometimes wish I was a cockroach. :x

  9. Oh that's good. I think cockroaches are inherently evil and should go extinct. Too bad they're going to live on longer than all of us.

  10. Yeah I'm trying to! By the way, I just thought of something...you said you like bugs so, do you like cockroaches too?

  11. Naw, you don't need to be sorry. It was my timing that was off. But with a bit of practice it becomes spot-on.

  12. I commented on your profile just when you left. XD

  13. << A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school when he realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school...>>
  14. I was nocturnal most of my childhood.
  15. But that would make it easier to keep along with the story.
  16. <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him...>>
  17. I have the worst timing. ._.

  18. Blarg, I'm a bit bored so I thought to drop in and say hello.

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