<< A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school when he realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school...>>