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  1. Nightmare
    *Prepares live pig and rooster* There you go. *Holds Princess hostage* I demand Naesala gives us all of the money in his treasury!
  2. Nightmare

    Yep, that they did. Belmonts just have something that makes them all badass. You know what it is? The Belmont Warlord Chromosomes!

  3. Nightmare

    SOMACULA FUCK YEAH

  4. Nightmare

    Both of them were old men on their second quest to kill Dracula. :o

  5. Nightmare

    Actually, he DID kill Dracula the first time. I think you're mixing him up with Christopher. Simon decapitated Dracula's first form (only person to do that in the whole series!) and killed his demonic second form, but Drac cursed him before dying, hence Simon's Quest.

  6. Nightmare
    *Steals all the shiny jewels* >:)
  7. Nightmare

    I'm what you'd call a Simonite...or a Simon Worshipper...whichever you prefer. Either way, Simon Belmont is just too epic for words.

  8. Nightmare
    Yay, evolution!
  9. Nightmare
    Oh, the Horror! The HORROR!! A behemoth of hatred incarnate! What manner of creature is that? A ton of flesh and sinew wielding muscles as thick as ropes strung onto claws that could crush stone and sever metal as though it were threshed wheat. Crushing, cutting... The walls shook with each step it took! Oh, the HORROR!! An abomination...Its physiology remarkably abstract...no real organs or anything...It shouldn't work, but it did!! And the mouths...those gnashing scythes of teeth - I tell you, it existed ONLY to EAT!! To consume! To gnaw! To bite! To DEVOUR!!
  10. Nightmare
    Of course...although I only remember one recipe... :)
  11. Nightmare

    I don't like Simon Belmont at all. I WORSHIP him.

  12. Nightmare
    There are worlds beyond this one, worlds as we've never seen...nor can we. Our eyes do not open far enough...(hee hee hee) Try it...try holding your eyes open...you can try holding them open as much as you want, but you'll never see...never ever see... The world beyond the veil...The Veil of Reality... It's there to protect us, from them, the Ancients...the Darkness...that...which...we...CANNOT...understand. Nor should we... Welcome the oblivion of ignorance!! For to have knowledge...is to be DAMNED!!
  13. Nightmare
    I will prepare the best Saturday Special you've ever had! *Prepares* Somebody take this to the lady! What the hell is a Saturday Special btw? :D
  14. Nightmare
    You did? *Looks up* Hmm...I didn't see Faiya handing you any...oh well. Gameshark ftw I guess.
  15. Nightmare
    Oh God...I remember how I used to annoy my little brother so much when he was little and sometimes even scare him...man, I was such a psycho. It's still really bothering me...I wish time travel was real. :(
  16. Nightmare
    No, you're level 20 now. You promote at 21. Or with a Hero's Crest, whichever Faiya prefers.
  17. Nightmare
    Beat up a bunch of my cousins as a kid. Can't remember anything else atm.
  18. Nightmare
    Yay. *Hands a Red Hot Worm Enchilada to Bianchi* On the house.
  19. Nightmare
    Yep. Though her hair 'n stuff is a bit too light. But yay, I was right. EDIT: Lolpenis.
  20. Nightmare
    Just because you told me to stop, I won't. Every FFtF topic will have gratuitous amounts of penis now (whenever I feel like it). Good day. And also, penis.
  21. Nightmare
    Is that who I think it is? And wow, that L one is done very well. EDIT: Penis.
  22. Nightmare
    I'M DR. ROBOTNIK! I SAY WHAT I WANT! I SAY PINGAS! I SAY PUSSY! I SAY BUTT! I SAY CRUD AND SLUDGE! I SAY NI****!
  23. Nightmare
    Penis was started by me, is my trademark, my gimmick, my shtick, my EVERYTHING! All these other people who copied it made it less special! D:
  24. Nightmare
    Holy crap, that Auron is fucking awesome! EDIT: Penisqaud.
  25. Nightmare
    *Holds Gatrie by his hair and looks at TLS* Your brother's soul is mine! You will be next!
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