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16: Unless they're not actually related to you. Then, it's perfectly fine.

1. It's perfectly safe to ride giant flying lizards or mutated flying horses. 2. Talk to someone four times, and they'll want to marry you.

When the self-destruct sword explodes, it's too small to actually hurt anyone, but it does ruin Corrin's hair. S/he decides to assassinate Garon for that.

Lucina can kill her own dad. "You can't do that, Lucina. You'll cause a time paradox!"

That would be interesting. Chrom gets killed, and it turns out Lissa is the real lord.

And Xander takes that as an opportunity to teach her some morals.

Azura sings horribly off key. Garon groans not because he’s a blob man, but because he was a music critic prior to becoming king.

I’m playing awakening. I hate how I’m trying to train my footlocked units, but my flying units are far more useful in those maps.

Yeah. The problem with Peri isn’t that she’s a psychopath, it’s that Xander (Who despises Hans for his lack of humanity) and Corrin (Who dislikes killing people, and is portrayed as kind to the point of naivety) are fine with having her around. It’s blatantly OOC for the both of them, Maybe instead, Xander wants to help rehabilitate Peri, rather than enable her. Or maybe make her a recruitable character like Shura in Birthright. After defeating her troops, you’re given the option of murdering her (and getting a reward) or recruiting her. Maybe Xander’s replacement retainer could be Charlotte instead. She’d definitely wanna get close to the Prince.

Anytime you have to save a idiot green unit from their own stupidity. One example is Sophie’s paralogue, where a bunch of unarmed villagers walk right into the enemy and get slaughtered. RIP.

I'd improve Hans by giving more of a motive for his evil actions. Maybe he'll be redeemed by Corrin, and turn on Garon and Iago.

TBF, the Royals (Especially Camilla, Xander, and Ryoma), are some of the best characters in the game anyway.

Gaius will say that he doesn't want to hurt Emmeryn. But if he gets near her in his mission as an enemy, his AI will attack and kill her.

It's kinda weird that one of the hardest games in the series has basically a slightly beefier mook as a the final boss.

See title. You can judge them on aesthetics, difficulty, characterization, and just plain fun.

She sounds more like she stubbed her toe or something.

Beowulf, the Free Knight...that you have to pay some gold for.

Wolfssegner were old men in medieval Germany who created charms to stop wolf attacks. The Wolfssegner in Fates are not old men, and are wolves themselves.

Friendly reminder that Caellach is a Hero.

Yeah, seriously. Why does Rinkah have such bad strength? Azura and Sakura, two support party members, both outclass her.

Yeah, I'd bet they'd make a hot couple.

Like, units that really don't have the stats to fit in their class. For me, it's Magic Man Ronan. He's got much better magic then strength growths, despite being an archer.

Depends on how good the dancer looks.

Generals. They are just promoted Knights. They don't actually decide how the battle goes.

Techincally, anyone who fights for pay is a mercenary, not just the sword users. Everyone in your army is technically a Soldier or Fighter. "Heroes" can be on the enemy side. (Caellach, for example. He's anything but a hero.)