1. Gangrel: He is the UMAD KING and is the only semi-decent villain in the game.
2. Walhart: Lobster on a horse. 'Nuff said.
3. Gregor: Gregor is best old man, yes?
4. Basilio: He's amusing. He's like Vaike except a bit less stupid
5. Virion: Classy philanderer unlike silly ole' Inigo