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Noremac loses toenail Noremac 19/20 Noremac gains toenail Noremac 20/20 Toenail grows back into skin Noremac 70/100 toenail gets infected Noremac 40/100 Noremac puts ointment on toenail Noremac 50/100 Doctor removes toenail Noremac faints Noremac wakes up and feels better Noremac 99/100 (hates the pills i have to take)

ask's again did you sue??

1.):D 2.)Np 3.)ohhhhhhh wow 4.)Np again

ummmmmm bush?

did you sue the driver?

1.)>.< 2.)Yes 3.)what did he do? 4.)Unless then they know each other irl then i really don't think so, no offence.

you have a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy long mouth

well now what? *sees (enter peaceful forester here) walking in the forest* *Draws sword*

*calls a peace treaty with matt*

remember

that reminds me of something my friend would do, her life is a blonde moment

well i am not nothing, i am noremac and noremac is completely fire proof

*fire proof*

wow.......... thats just.........sad........

*blocks twelve, other one hits a spike and impails matt's hand*

*stabs while off guard*

there are no stands, you must fight or die, either way.... you die.

who the hell is norma?? *takes dynamite out and feeds it to a cockroach*

*blows up everything not in the arena*

how long will this last *thinks of another way to hurt matt* *sets aflame all alcoholic drinks in the world and all things that make it*

*wearing armor slayer boots*

*kicks in nuts*

*equips sword of 1000 truths and cuts metals head off again*

*pulls out a shotgun and blasts matt's face in.*

*pulls out fake teath to reveal beutiful pearly whites* *draws sword and throws beer bottles at matt*