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One and a half. If I Naruto run can I beat anyone in a race?

Guile is known for being in the army. In SFV, his stage was Air Force Base. He is also known for "Turtling" which is highly defensive. Now, imagine that the Air Force decides to defend Area 51 tomorrow... with a million turtling Guiles. • Power < Shield < Speed. A direct attack would result in a game over, but with high enough Speed and Evasiveness stats (Might require using Rock Polish/Agility and Odor Sleuth/Double Team multiple times), one could evade most incoming attacks with ease and have the advantage of striking first (Unless the opponent uses Trick Room, has a Quick Claw, or uses a priority move). • Consuming food from Arby's food trucks will replenish health and give a variety of buffs, such as increased Defense, Cold Resistance (may be useful if offenders know Ice-type moves), increased stamina, extra lives, etc., so those could increase chances of clearing the level. • Proper gear is invaluable as well, as bulletproof vests or Franklin Badges can deflect incoming projectiles, while Diamond Armor gives a suitable amount of armor points, but one must be careful not to take too many hits, or it will break. • Golden Feathers will allow you to preform Wonderwing, which is an invincible charge in the direction the user is facing. This could be used to break down barricades or large amounts of offenders. • All in all, however, Speed and Evasiveness are the most important stat. Knowing how to properly execute a Backwards Long Jump could be useful, and possibly even allowing you to speedrun the whole raid. Even with a high Evasiveness stat however, dodging large amounts of incoming projectiles would be dangerous without a high Defense stat, good reflexes (when you need to shield at the right moment, but don't overuse it), or a decent amount of Armor Points. Again, you could get through most of it with Wonderwing or Backward Long Jumping, but Golden feathers are hard to come by and BLJing is rather difficult. • Offenders could also be susceptible to grabs, but one would need to get close enough first, unless they had abilities such as teleportation, telekinesis, stretchy appendages, or a certain degree of knowledge of the Force, allowing the user to preform a Force Choke, which is almost always a OHKO (One Hit Knockout) should the target be given enough time to asphyxiate.

Too many links. How many days until the year 9999?

It’s a creature that’s like a less-graceful cat with a long face. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of steel?

Banned for having a username that starts with the letter “X”

Swiss, because it’s holey. Why are bunnies so soft?

BL - M!Byleth, Mercedes At first I didn’t like her Dead Anime Mom Haircut, but then after the time skip she had the best haircut out of the three BL gals.

Girls wearing cute frilly dresses

Give Eevee a dog treat I guess.

Tell ‘em no shirt, no shoes, no service.

I just realized tonight that the Magic Bow+ (?) also has 1-3 range.

Same. Nope. Haven’t even beat one yet, I’ve been trying to play both M&B Warband and FE Three Houses. User below has played paintball before.

This isn’t very important, but I didn’t realize that in the certification screen I could view the mounted units dismounted.

Blue Lions:Annette. The only reason I chose her was because I trained her in brawling, because as a noble she could use magic and brawling, but apparently mages and priests can’t use brawling.

My copy came today, so bye.

Where I live Three Houses was out of stock like everywhere, so earlier today I finally ordered it, it should arrive on Friday.

Ask why she looks so surprised.

Yes, she’s still alive. User below has a garden gnome.

Nope, I don’t recall doing so..? User below collects LEGO(s?)

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Banned for trying to teach us valuable lessons.