Steven Tyler

*Swings Exxcuas and hit Levin* If Manfloy was easy then why you got killed by him? Also, Forblaze is hacked!

With what? I used Idoun as a body shield to save me and your little Holsety wind didn't do shit to her. Yeah, along with the clerics in my army. I'm always getting heal. I also did some damage to you. And don't let me get Manfloy on you!

I hope you got some money to pay for the consoling classes. And ain't you suppose to die from sickness and after Levin leav Oh shit I said too much.

Since when Lara have short green hair, a Pegasus, and spoke with a Silesian accent? I just did! And boy did she screamed louder than Fox's father! Femina is ugly, you can have her. Wait, ain't you supposed to be dead in Fee/Karin/Femina's timeline?

Hell yeah! An emotionless dragon bitch and a psycho stalker! You dare bar my path once again? Also, Fee and Karin were asking for it. They had on tight skirts that show their ass!

Oh good! I don't have to do anything illegal again to have sex!

. . .rape . . .

I noticed as well. Sazaku is Jyo's stalker. That's why he have pics of him.

Skinny kid is skinny. That's Jyo, huh?

Never, EVER use Sophia. She's not the perfect Est archtype, not by a long shot. I like to use Ray since he comes early and that gives you a chance to train him. Niime is okay. Sophia is . . .a waste of space.

That as well as domestic abuse.

Go on, keep digging yourself in that hole. Fun, ain't it?

Lachesis is such a fuckin' slut that she has time traveling/time paradox powers. And she only uses those powers to travel in time to fuck men . . . and women. (Caught her having sex with one of my female solider the other day. That how it went down. Serra pissed him off and Erk pulled a Gheb on her. And the author had the nerve to say Serra enjoyed it at the end. WTF wrong with that nigga? Ending theme of FE6, which rip-off the title name for the main theme of Final Fantasy 3.

By "men" you mean her brothers? Umm . . .the most fucked up fanfic I seen from the FE universe is of Serra and Erk. Let's say there's rape involve in Erk's part.

I say shorter time than that. I mean, if somebody tried to plant a bomb in one of their vans in the past, you don't think they would try to do what you just mention. Huh? How is that?

Yes way. I give you the link via PM if you ask me! Althena's not a whore. Don't confuse her with Lachesis,Farina, Minerva, Lara, Sylvia, Roy, and Sonia.

Umm, the BridgettexLex fanfic I can't link to because of its sexual content. Oh, I seen Corple before. With Altenna.

Like . . . I seen a . . . lemon fanfic of you and Bridgette. I am not joking.

I . . . don't wanna be the first King of Bern to die a virgin. Besides, knowing Brenya, I can take advantage of her lust for me and toss her aside after I'm done. Besides, I seen worst non-canon shit via fanfiction about the cast of FE 1-11.

But Yodel's a Catholic! They shun down upon mastur- Yeah, I'm freakin' King Zephiel and with me, anything is fuckin' possible! Expect trying to get Idoun to put out so I can have a threesome with her and Brenya. And that fuckin' Roy.

Yeah. Also this: http://www.fanfiction.net/imageu/569313/ Don't be shock, he used to be a thief and a killer.

Well yeah. BUt actually, it's gonna be like a Rick Roll type of thing with the famous theme song from Benny Hill.

You guys know the whole "Tribute to a Great Fire Emblem Girl" series on YouTube. Well, I'm gonna do one about Niime. I am not shitty you.

I know.

Come closer, young man. Let me show you things I did to your son.