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  1. Finally, a game I know enough about to participate in one of these!

    Easily among the best lords ever to grace Fire Emblem.

    Sigurd still beats him, though.

    I find that earlygame he's powerful enough with the Robe boosting HP, but whenever I do a runthrough he suffers from Roy Syndrome for a few chapters as he just awkwardly sits there and doesn't get any XP for kills.

    Promoted? Give him Aether (And Parity for the Black Knight fight), and watch shit get real.

    9/10 (-.5 for no pony, -.25 for not being Sigurd, -.25 for Swordlock).

  2. Wipe out Dune.

    See no other RTS ever make it succesful.

    Watch no other RTS be successful, watch no Blizzard.

    Watch no Blizzard, watch no WoW.

    Watch no WoW, watch no The Old Republic...watch third Knights of the Old Republic game.

    *Looks at DeLorean, then at copy of StarCraft*

    Sorry, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, pal.

  3. I always get warm squishy feelings inside whenever I boot up Sonic 2 and hear 'SEEE-GAAA!'.

    Then I ragequit at Zone 2, as has been my custom since I was five.

    Other than that, at a recent local event where people bring their consoles and play video games all night (Best. Local. Community. Event. Ever.), someone brought the N64 and GoldenEye to an event dominated by other shooters. I was playing L4D when I heard the theme start, looked across the room, and saw it.

    I abandoned my friends to the Horde and Witch I accidentally alerted and went to go play on Complex with only weapons being Prox. Mines. Ah, good times.

  4. The Angry Marines are more of a 40k community in-joke. Blame 4Chan.

    99.9% of Ultramarines are starch-arsed rule-following idiots with far too much puplicity. Angry Marines are the personification of the rage the fanbase produces about 40k, and Ultramarines are the best way to get them annoyed.

    Titus, however, breaks the rules, and uses unbelievably violent Close Quater moves, another signature of the Angry Marines.

    And he screams a lot. That's mentioned too.

  5. As much as Call of Duty 2: Big Red One gets the official Seal of Approval from me, the entire series needs to go. It's been going downhill from that point.

    If it has to be a series in its entirety...Warcraft. Not because I hate on the Strategy games (They're good), but because without them there would be no WoW, and without WoW people wouldn't think the Warcraft RPG's were made AFTER it to capitalize on popularity...and give Blizzard more time to work on StarCraft games

  6. Apologies for multiple post, but this went...surprisingly well. If someone could tell me how to increase screenie size, I shall go back and do so.

    This really is easy!

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    Royalty? Check. Blue hair? Check. Light armor? Check. Hello Pegasus-Knight-Love-Interest.

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    Hell-o hot character trait!

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    BWHAHAHA look at his 'tache.

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    No, seriously, he looks like Wario. Yellow and crap mustache.

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    Offscreen - That Mercenary must have had the lowest LUK score on the planet. Who could possibly be worse?

    *checks PMU list*

    *Looks up characters*

    *Reaches :KnollRoll:'s page*

    OH, SON OF A-

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    Then why is she in the middle of nowhere?

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    Meh, maybe. That's a lot of guys, though.

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    Oh, reinforcements!

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    Meh, average. He might go far.

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    In the eternal words of Cee Lo Green - F*CK YOU, sir.

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    ...ouch.

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    Sweet Flying Jesus Fish! You will go far!

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    Sword...same size as...horse? I hate JRPG logic.

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    SWEET FLYING JESUS FISH! ROLL THE HERCULES SOUNDTRACK!

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    Seth: Bosskiller Extreme.

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    ...goodbye, hot character trait.

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    Yes, we get it, you've got a crush on him, SHUTUP.

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    ...wait...where could she be hiding?

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    FIRE EMBLEM DRINKING GAME - PARENT DIED! TAKE A SHOT!

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    ...okay. There's been worse plans, I guess.

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    ...I'm...fairly sure Seth and Franz alone could deal with this.

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    Hello, Vanessa.

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    ...Hello...DOCTOR MARIO?!

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    Hello Slowpoke.

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    You seem to have a terribly one-faceted character that I shall not enjoy reading your supports of. Maybe I'm wrong.

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    ...that's got to be one of the most OBVIOUSLY EVIL names I have EVER READ.

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    It's an empire. It wants more places to be Empire over. I don't see how this is hard to understand.

    **

    Introducing the ever-lovable Counting Gags.

    SHOTS TAKEN: One

    FLYING JESUS FISH SPOTTED:

    Franz: 2

    Seth: 1

    **

    Next time: I get Ross, and Franz continues to do stuff.

  7. Stupid Youtube signup...let's do this right! With Screenies!

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    LET'S ROLL!

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    ...Oh jesus, zombie apocalypse? Someone call Ash.

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    ...this is starting to sound a bit too much like the plot of Innistrad...hah, Wizards of the Coast could get sued.

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    What's a JRPG without some kind of crystal-plot-device, huh?

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    Okay, quick question: How? Where did they come from? Are they sentient? WHAT DO THEY DO?!

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    No answers. Of course. How silly of me.

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    What-vel?

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    Shame, I was hoping to have a game set in peacetime for once. Nope, hordes of darkness it is!

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    ...oh, THAT'S what Magvel is! Looks like Australia.

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    ...o...kay?

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    A bunch of rocks is NOT an accepted way to build a country! It is NOT!

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    'King', 'Warrior', 'Peerless', first country mentioned...yeah, he dies. Those are not four attributes you want in your introduction in a FE game.

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    It's got 'Empire' in it, they're the bad guys. Calling it now.

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    Someone proposed a less stupid name for the continent? Like Jugdral? Or Arachaneaoiwelrkjapola?

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    ...how is an EMPIRE expanding its borders unexpected? I'm surprised it took this long!

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    If my beard was better than the guy's next door's, and he had a military, I'd be on my guard 24/7 for assassins.

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    He's on the box, he's fine.

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    Oooh, ominous.

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    That's totally not a plot device, I guess.

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    ...well, I can safely say that you're not going to. Bye, Beard Guy Fado! We barely knew ye.

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    Hello one of the character's I'm allowed to use - oh god, you're like, ten. What is wrong with you, Japan?

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    "Especially if he looks like a stupid teenager playing pretend with daddy's horse."

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    ...you're already scaring me ._.

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    What is with IS trying to make this sound medieval only 25% of the time? It's really disconcerting...

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    Moonstone? Meh, heard cooler titles.

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    "Badass Boast all rights reserved by The Doctor, circa 2009."

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    Or, y'know, just catch up to him with your higher move. But...okay, you're an idiot.

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    Wyvern rider! Higher move than you! Flies! KEEP RUNNING, IDIOT!

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    ...does he even use a sword for the duration of this game? I thought he was Lance-Solo.

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    Not bad. You might see some use before the party fills out.

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    SWEET JEBUS.

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    How to beat prologues, step-by-step:

    * Equip lord

    * Find forest

    * Hide

    * Stabbity-stabbity.

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    "If I can actually get under 25% twice!"

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    ...DEF is nice, but why do my lords always have shit STR?

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    Through the power of VIOLENCE! (All rights reserved by Elfen Leid)

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    No, it's a party-OF COURSE IT IS!

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    ohgod. I thought I'd had enough of creepy incest subplots with FE4, but NOPE.

    Next time: Franz starts soloing stuff.

  8. ...But I like using stupid combinations over people give me...so I am having fun!

    The infinite training thing sounds stupid. Amma going to avoid it. No wonder people say this is easy.

    Thanks for the advice, though. If you're giving me a 'use whoever', though, I think I'll take that Wyvern Knight, Cormag that was mentioned earlier.

  9. Soyeah.

    I've never played this or Rekka, but from what I've heard this is easier than Rekka so I'm starting here - on Difficult, sure, but whatevs.

    I don't know jack sh*t about the characters in this game, so I'mma gonna ask you lot to help me form my party/A supports...and I'm trusting you not to be dicks-oh who am I kidding you're gonna be evil, aren't you?

    Sigh.

    I'm planning to go Ephraim Route (I read through the Let's Rage!, but that's the extent of my knowledge), but that's all I know. Hopefully I'll end up with an army that can support with everyone...or not.

    1. Ephraim (Supporting L'Arachel and Tana)

    2. Amelia (Supporting Franz and Duessel)

    3. Duessel (Supporting Cormag and Amelia) - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUYS NAME?!

    4. Cormag (Supporting Duessel)

    5. Vanessa (Supporting Forde)

    6. L'Arachel (Supporting Ephraim)

    7. Dozla (Supporting Ewan?)

    8. Knoll

    9. Franz (Supporting Amelia and Forde)

    10. Forde (Supporting Vanessa and Franz)

    11. Tana (Supporting Eirika? And Ephraim

    12. Ross

    13. Kyle

    14. Marisa

    Final Verdict: It appears I'm going to need to spend mucho money on Keys to get teh items. Lack of thieves makes me sad. I'll figure out Ross/Kyle/Marisa/Knoll's supports later.

    Now, all I need is some time to sit down at the computer with FRAPS and my mic on to record the first few missions...and also set up that YouTube account.

  10. Battle Royale - on second thoughts, I shouldn't mention that on a family forum. Kids might get ideas.

    Personally, my pet favorite is and always will be Death Note...the first half. It just got stupid after L died, which was where the series should have ended.

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