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Party Moth

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  1. Here is the excerpt guys; I hope I can get some good feedback!

    THE SCARLET 403 ERROR

    "Google-sama, our love is forbidden in all the internet!" Firefox warned. "We'll be shunned across all html files…"

    "I don't care!" Google roared. "Anything to be with you, My Love." His interface was brimming with determination.

    "Oh, Google-sama…." With their love lit ablaze with the greatest of emotions, the two browsers spoke their forbidden vows. "Google-sama, I love you!" he shouted.

    "I know, Firefox…I know." With that, they kissed passionately with the power of 3 MB/s download speed.

    ------

    "How could you, Firefox?!" Internet Explorer barked. "You traded files with Google? How...how could you?"

    "Internet Explorer-chan, I...I did what I thought was right."

    He lagged in a fit of rage. "Did you even use Ad-Blocker? What if you caught a virus?!"

    Firefox snapped back, "We didn't use protection because we love each other, Internet Explorer-chan! We traded a torrent because it was the right thing to do!"

    "Torrents aren't safe, you idiot...if you're not careful everyone on Facebook will know..."

    "I love him. I always did, I always will, and nothing you say will ever change that."

    His filter finally failed him; the truth had to come out... "I love you, Firefox! Don't you see?!"

    Firefox was quiet; only Internet Explorer's humming of his router was audible. "You're a little late, Internet Explorer...You've always had too much lag for your own good." With that, he changed URL; he was done with this.

    Internet Explorer could only watch in silence before backspacing...

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