Sidereal Wraith

Nobody likes a smart alec! *Hiccup*

Oh... my aching head...what'd you kids do to my whiskey?

I also find Owain annoying at times.

I'm not hungover... I don't know what your talking about officer.

I love the Shining Force series.

Banned for thinking Corum, Hawkmoon, or Erekose are better aspects of the Eternal Champion then Elric. Also that Tempus Thales and Kane are better at being brooding immortals then Prince Gaynor the Damned.

I have seen the dark universe yawningWhere the black planets roll without aim,Where they roll in their horror unheeded,Without knowledge, or lustre, or name.

Banned for allowing Elric to slay Geralt of Rivia with Stormbringer.

And also Corrin is a weak main character. We need less King/Queen of Valla and more Prince in the Scarlet Robe. Corum>Corrin

Nothing, but seeing that today is my birthday and I’ve been yelling at the clouds to get off my lawn all day...wait..what was I talking about? Oh yes, anime. Seeing that I’m a cantankerous old man now, anime just doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I want more from my entertainment than just fan service and boring characters with the depth of a swallow puddle, see TMS #FE. As I’ve stated before I have spent the last three years reading everything from Moorcock to Robert E. Howard and even Thomas Ligotti as of late. I find these authors to be more appealing to my old man tastes rather then flashy, shiny, new anime. Now where’s my whiskey?

I’d like to see a Fire Emblem that took inspiration from some stories/series from the Western fantasy canon. Not Tolkien or Lewis, but more along the lines of the works of Clark Ashton Smith or Robert E. Howard. Both of these authors penned some great fantasy stories, such as Smith’s Zothique or Hyperborea Cycles or Howard’s Conan/Kull/Bran Mak Morn stories. That or just stole some ideas from Thieves’ World I guess.

Hey...I take offense to that...banned for...banned for... *Drunkenly snoring again*

The entire cast of Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE for being bland, boring, anime stereotypes.

I would vote for dental floss if it ran for President.

*Drunkenly snoring*

I want to go hiking. And yeah, get a haircut too.

*Lifts up head in a drunken stupor* Thanks, Happy Easter to you too! Oh hi Mr. Cactus, I didn’t see you there. How was your trip to Italy? *Collapses back onto the ground*

Is correct.

Has beaten every game in the FE series save Three Houses.

Hiccup... doesn’t own a white ship that travels between dimensions...

*Looks with amorous lust at the whiskey bottle in his hands* All the gods, they cannot sever us. If I were dead and you were still fighting for life, I’d come back from the darkness. Back from the pit of hell to fight at your side.

*Crawls out from underneath a mountain of empty bottles* You kids these days and your Japanese cartoons and your optimism and your happy sounding music and your friendship is magic and your waifus and your bonds of friendship saving the day and your... *Continues his nonsensical drunken ramblings*

Is enjoying his birthd...oh who am I kidding? *Swigs more whiskey* The perfect birthday dirge... *Collapses under the table while holding Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe in his hands*

Thanks be to thee! Cherish your youth while it lasts.