Destiny Hero

Oh, I guess now you are, right? Really? I never would have thought about that. But the least Nintendo could do is not make that sequal suck ass. Besides, playing the same game for, what will it be, seven years, would get very tedious. There we go.

Played it, beat it, never touched it again. The puzzles have shit variety, and they're almost all literal thinking, and without any creativity. The music is also earsplittingly-bad.

Care to elaborate? Because I did. Just posting "Fail." makes you fail yourself.

Well, Mario Kart Wii IS shit. And I did give reasons. Hell, Nintendo seems to be making their games suck on purpose these days. Either that, or all the game testers are fucking paranoid to tell Nintendo what's wrong about the games.

Seriously, it is. Let's start off with the problems: The new power ups are horrible The new tracks are horrible The old tracks are now boring, 1 min, 30 sec laps which take forever to drag out The new characters are shit The new karts are shit No more character-specific karts No more missions Battle mode is now shit Battle mode is timed and team-only The disclusion of snaking is a huge turn off. It helps people who don't play the game, and is horrible for the people who actually DO play it, and took the time to master it The retro stages are terribly chosen Winning races is entirely luck-based The trick system is shit Definately the most frustrating and punishing game I've ever played Voice acting is repetitive and obnoxious Wheelies are the new snaking Retro courses have been fucked up and look/feel much worse Horrible emphasis on tiers/better karts/characters Some characters are a pain in the ass to unlock Laps are way too long You can literally go from first to last in a few seconds Lightning appears WAY too often I could go on and on and on. The Good: Fun controller Nintendo is really fucked up. The only games they can make these days are the ones you "have" to get. They get great ratings because they're very fun when you first get them (and reviewers can't play the game for, say, a month before making their review.), and something that should be locked away after a month or two, never to be played again. The good player reviews Nintendo gets are from the fanboys who love every single thing Nintendo makes, and rush to get in their 10/10 reviews in for everyone to see. Down with Nintendo. Down with Nintendo. Less shitty games. Less shitty games.

Until it was cleared out because humans are assholes and have to destroy nearly every bit of nature in the world. Anyway, I may be back soon. The forest is just in my backyard.

What if you don't like eggs? The only reason that I would have eggs would be that I'm hatching them, in which case I'd put them in an incubator. Putting them in a basket would be just plain irresponsible, like putting a baby in a dirt bike race.

Good night, forest. I'm gonna go finish my science project that was definately not due Monday or something. Good night, don't let the cigarette in the path burn you down... (I just made like, 5 typos, I must be tired)

Sweet.

I'd rather put it here than start a new thread for it, anyone like my new temporary sig?

Eh, Harvard's pretty much right next door, I'll just.... Aw, pooperscooper, I'm gonna have to use a faptop. I call it a faptop because everyone's watching porn on the other side of that screen.

I don't know what that means, but I saw it in Twilight Princess =^D

Nah, laptops suck and the only other big phat computers in the house are so slow they'll take a day to load one page, whch is why I've never touched them. BTW, you don't know where I live =^D

Red X :(

I can't open links on this computer. Whenever it crashes, links just won't open. Like, I can open them and stuff, and it'll say "Connecting" but it'll never connect. We don't know why, though :D I guess you're getting pretty cranky at this point, huh?

I have a tendancy to make typos consecutively ;_;

Oh, yeah, I did! :D I had a lack of a better sig :D

I love those little kitty picture ^____________^_^_^_^__^_^_^_^_^__^_^_^_^

A Japanese guy? In a Japanese game!? Never happened, unless you count Brock. He is so f'ing cool. ... Until Pokemon DP came along, anyway. Naruto's got a black guy now, too.

It looks like some tired guy with a little bit of sweat.

You can be a middle-aged Gatrie after a long day in bed with Lethe and Lyre. Of course by your avatar +_+

That game is teh suxorz, I prefer looking like a silly little boy waving my severed car wheel around in the air shouting "WEE-HEE RED SHELL!!!!" Unless you posted a little red X in a box. Did you?

Oh, burn. But I don't have little handlebars on the sides of my head, at least. (pops out to work on essay due tomorrow)

They made the skinny alleyways a bit past the beginning a LOT wider, and the shortcut with the mud in the middle got MUCH wider and longer. I always loved it, too. I'd have Dry Bones boost into it and jump when I got to the mud. I'd be halfway across before having any speed reduction at all, and then the tiny one because the Dry Bomber has such good offroad. BTW guy with the old guy in his sig, I can't see the picture you posted :o

Oh, I see. Hm. But I hate lances. They seem really awkward. As for you, insta-Volke.