Destiny Hero

Why would I comb it? I NEVER comb my hair. Besides, if I comb it, it'll look faggotastic.

Seriously, I hate my hair so much. When I take a shower, once it dries, it sticks up all over the place and I look like a total queer ;_;

Turtles smell, and they're slimey. The only good pet is a kitten or a dog. And by "dog", I mean a real dog, not something less than two feet tall. Those aren't dogs. And then there's also hamsters, guinea pigs and ferrets, if you don't mind poop.

Lucky.

I'm very sure.

Halo Wars is going to sell a lot more because of the fanboys.

That's pretty fail how the quote in your sig is your own quote, and how you keep posting it over and over again.

Nope. Even more than that.

Sasuke is just more emo than Itachi. Nothing in the universe is as emo as Sasuke and Itachi.

Itachi is emo.

CONFRONTATIONAL TOPIC.

One more thing that pisses me off is that people troll my threads and then say I'm the troll, when I've never trolled before, and if I have, it wasn't intentional.

Yes, but this isn't a pointless spam thread. Troll harder.

What is up with old people and Jimmy Buffet? Here's the newest situation: My mom tells everyone to be off the computers at 10 AM. Tickets to Jimmy Buffet are going on sale on Ticketmaster at that time, so she didn't want anyone lagging the connection. She finally got on and started freaking out because the site was so slow and laggy. After 20 minutes, she still couldn't find any tickets. She pretty much panicked and hoped she wouldn't get called in too work. Then, the computer crashed, and she was really pissed off. I got her to reboot the computer and try again. Ten minutes of searching later, she still didn't have the tickets, so I told her to let me in and I searched for some. I found the tickets she wanted on my first try. It's ridiculous, though, because each ticket was 136 dollars, and she got two, and the rest of the 130 dollar total was a bunch of ridiculous fees. It was 8 dollars for shipping, and 18 dollars extra for each ticket for God knows why. So now I'm the favorite because my brothers are Pissy Emo and Sicky, and I guess I'm Tickety. What is up with old people and Jimmy Buffet!?

I truly do not understand why people make pointless spam threads like this.

I slammed mine against a wall. Most violent thing I've ever done. What did I learn? Mario and Weegee Partners in Time is a terrible, terrible game.

I've never met an old Japanese guy.

I chose "M" because that's the first letter of my name.

I hate hugs, and I'm not a troll. If I was a troll, and go to every topic and I'd say it sucks. If I was a troll, I'd know how to troll. Everywhere I go, the only reason people hate me is because it's somehow cool, and people just convince themselves that they hate me, and it's only after I've left for good that they tell each other they didn't actually hate me.

It's some nasty, slimey thing that you chew endlessly, and then wipe on the bottom of a desk like a booger.

Gum is nasty. But no, you'd be surprised how many people would never have known a dog could have diabetes if it wasn't for me.

If I had a nickel...

I'm bored, what am I supposed to do? Are you British? You sound like it? Do I sound weird on this? My voice gets really high over mics? I didn't really say much before you started laughing.

Consideration with no reasoning, when I have reasons to shoot them down. It was me you were laughing at? Either you laugh WAY too much, or my voice was really messed up. Usually my voice is deep and lazy.

Oh, jeepus that puzzle was horrifying. The only reason I got past it was because I put it down and went to do something else.