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Ashnard

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    The God Emperor Of Tellius

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    Murdering The Weak, Laguz Experiments, Thinking of Ways to Get Mist's Medallion.
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    Daein

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  • Favorite Fire Emblem Game
    Radiant Dawn

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  1. _________ is an original female character in Fire Emblem who obviously serves as an idealized version of the author mainly for the purpose of Wish Fulfillment. She's exotically beautiful, often having an unusual hair or eye color, and has a similarly cool and exotic name. She's exceptionally talented in an implausibly wide variety of areas, and may possess a skill that are rare or nonexistent in the canon setting. She also lacks any realistic, or at least story-relevant, character flaws — either that or her "flaws" are obviously meant to be endearing. She has an unusual and dramatic Back Story. The canon protagonists are all overwhelmed with admiration for her beauty, wit, courage and other virtues, and are quick to adopt her as one of their True Companions, even characters who are usually antisocial and untrusting; if any character doesn't love her, that character gets an extremely unsympathetic portrayal. She has some sort of especially close relationship to the author's favorite canon character — their love interest, illegitimate child, never-before-mentioned sister, etc. Other than that, the canon characters are quickly reduced to awestruck cheerleaders, watching from the sidelines as _______ outstrips them in their areas of expertise and solves problems that have stymied them for the entire series. Have you guessed yet?
  2. If hand-on-hand combat is a sure-fire way to gain the glorious status of a victor then by all means use hand-on-hand combat. The ancient Chinese military general known as Sun Tzu once quoted that, and judging by his amount of experience in the combat field I'd conclude that he had more general knowledge than yourself my dearest chap, because he was the sole being that had given birth to physical means of death. Then for the time afterward he perfected the art so when sparring with another gentleman he would not give in to fatigue and ultimately lose his very life. After he had completed collecting his funds from the defeated enemies in an organized rectangular arena used for the means of combat, he proceeded to purchase two of the same species from the animalia kingdom located on the planet Earth which then he continued to guide them in an organized manner onto a relatively large vessel, where he proceeded to beat them senselessly for reasons unknown. And since that day in history any time a significant amount of animals are in a single area of space it's referred to as a facility used for the means of storing wild animals for public use.
  3. Why is Micaiah a mary sue, when she has little to no combat ability in the slightest?
  4. A brilliant and shocking masterpiece. Barack Obama takes out his shotgun and murders innocent civilians. Now with more MSpaint blood and gore.
  5. ARE YA READY VIRGINS? I CAN'T HEAAAAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u6zjURfV2O
  6. In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
  7. Pretty weird dream. Also don't feel like your dreams are stupid. Everyone has odd dreams its just what makes you, you.
  8. So I was looking for pictures of Ike for my fire emblem folder and I found this on google. It looks like him but something seems off. Where's his sword?
  9. "but but but. He can be middle of da road" Yeah and that's boring as hell. We already got a muscular mecenary-like FE character and his name is Ike. Chrom is simply a second Ike lookalike. Why can't IS make interesting lords? Edit: Ike is also bland and boring.
  10. In a widely-read study, Harvard Business School students were given a case assignment on Heidi, a real-life successful entrepreneur in Silicon Valley. But there was a catch. Half of the class randomly received their case with one teensy tiny change made: The name "Heidi" was changed to "Howard." Afterward, the students were surveyed, and though Heidi and Howard were found equally competent (as they should have been because they are the same person), the students found Howard much more likeable. The following ad pretty much sums up why. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kOjNcZvwjxI This is all just a sexist issue.
  11. Don't insult ZeeEmm, i'm not saying what she said was right (we all know might makes right) but hate only creates more hate. Love heals all wounds. Shhhhh, I love you too.
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