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_________ is an original female character in Fire Emblem who obviously serves as an idealized version of the author mainly for the purpose of Wish Fulfillment. She's exotically beautiful, often having an unusual hair or eye color, and has a similarly cool and exotic name. She's exceptionally talented in an implausibly wide variety of areas, and may possess a skill that are rare or nonexistent in the canon setting. She also lacks any realistic, or at least story-relevant, character flaws — either that or her "flaws" are obviously meant to be endearing. She has an unusual and dramatic Back Story. The canon protagonists are all overwhelmed with admiration for her beauty, wit, courage and other virtues, and are quick to adopt her as one of their True Companions, even characters who are usually antisocial and untrusting; if any character doesn't love her, that character gets an extremely unsympathetic portrayal. She has some sort of especially close relationship to the author's favorite canon character — their love interest, illegitimate child, never-before-mentioned sister, etc. Other than that, the canon characters are quickly reduced to awestruck cheerleaders, watching from the sidelines as _______ outstrips them in their areas of expertise and solves problems that have stymied them for the entire series. Have you guessed yet?

If hand-on-hand combat is a sure-fire way to gain the glorious status of a victor then by all means use hand-on-hand combat. The ancient Chinese military general known as Sun Tzu once quoted that, and judging by his amount of experience in the combat field I'd conclude that he had more general knowledge than yourself my dearest chap, because he was the sole being that had given birth to physical means of death. Then for the time afterward he perfected the art so when sparring with another gentleman he would not give in to fatigue and ultimately lose his very life. After he had completed collecting his funds from the defeated enemies in an organized rectangular arena used for the means of combat, he proceeded to purchase two of the same species from the animalia kingdom located on the planet Earth which then he continued to guide them in an organized manner onto a relatively large vessel, where he proceeded to beat them senselessly for reasons unknown. And since that day in history any time a significant amount of animals are in a single area of space it's referred to as a facility used for the means of storing wild animals for public use.

Why is Micaiah a mary sue, when she has little to no combat ability in the slightest?

A brilliant and shocking masterpiece. Barack Obama takes out his shotgun and murders innocent civilians. Now with more MSpaint blood and gore.

ARE YA READY VIRGINS? I CAN'T HEAAAAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u6zjURfV2O

In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.

Pretty weird dream. Also don't feel like your dreams are stupid. Everyone has odd dreams its just what makes you, you.

So I was looking for pictures of Ike for my fire emblem folder and I found this on google. It looks like him but something seems off. Where's his sword?

You've got a point about that one.

"but but but. He can be middle of da road" Yeah and that's boring as hell. We already got a muscular mecenary-like FE character and his name is Ike. Chrom is simply a second Ike lookalike. Why can't IS make interesting lords? Edit: Ike is also bland and boring.

In a widely-read study, Harvard Business School students were given a case assignment on Heidi, a real-life successful entrepreneur in Silicon Valley. But there was a catch. Half of the class randomly received their case with one teensy tiny change made: The name "Heidi" was changed to "Howard." Afterward, the students were surveyed, and though Heidi and Howard were found equally competent (as they should have been because they are the same person), the students found Howard much more likeable. The following ad pretty much sums up why. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kOjNcZvwjxI This is all just a sexist issue.

Why hello there.

Don't insult ZeeEmm, i'm not saying what she said was right (we all know might makes right) but hate only creates more hate. Love heals all wounds. Shhhhh, I love you too.

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You've got your chance to make the events of RD never happen. (At least the ones the involve Micaiah) Micaiah seems busy, and doesn't notice you behind her with your sharp dresser. Do you stab her in the back and end it all?

Remember guys, anything can change. If you don't like something you can always do something to change it. Don't believe that you are powerless, for life is only an illusion.

Here's a quote from the recent lord Chrom: "ANYTHING CAN CHANGE"

Now, now baby. You know you want this pairing deep down in your heart. Let yourself go, just love the pairing. Stop hating yourself because of it.

Shhh, just let it happen. Don't worry, you will soon accept it as truth.

Are you afraid of the one true OTP? I know love can be a scary thing, but love is life and we all have to live. EMBRACE IKExMICAIAH.

Hello my good fellows. I would like to welcome you to the IkexMicaiah club. It is exactly as the title suggests. If you find IkexMicaiah a great pairing, the series best protagonists, an utterly fantastic units, Ike a good choice for Smash Bros., their both brilliantly designed, and finally believe that love can conquer all then go ahead and join up. Rules: 1. Love and enjoy IkexMicaiah pairing 2. Try to be civil, if you offend someone, apologize. Yes, this is a IkexMicaiah thread. Current members: Gary Kain Ashnard Now go express our love for IkexMicaiah. Love heals all wounds, and frees the heart from hatred.

If Ike was a girl you'd like him. Wait, a minute isn't Micaiah typically female Ike? So you do like Ike! Case Solved, BACK TO THE FRONT!

I don't really think she's that bad actually. The problem was that the focus of the game was improperly put on her instead of the real lord of Daein, Pelleaus. Micaiah is not the one to blame for her actions in RD, blame Pelleaus. He was the King, a shitty one at that. If the story was based on Pelleaus living, Micaiah would have been forced to marry him. Thus the creators of the story killed him off and made her take the blame for the actions of Daein. They were very persistant on there OTP of Micaiah and Sothe. (Although thats like marrying your mother, but incest in fire emblem always rampant)