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I was listening to this song at work the other day, when it occured to me, that Frosty sounds like some kind of child molestor in this song.

Listen to it with that in mind, and I think you'll see what I'm saying too.

"He only paused a moment when he heard them holler stop."

Edit: These are the kind of topics I come up with, when I go without eating dinner.

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Willy Wonka wins in that category, unfortunately.

he invites children over to his factory and gives them candy and presents.

Smart girl.

On a related note, a genie is a pedophile/child molester if his master is a kid. Not sure if I recall correctly but I do remember seeing a UNICORN pedophile in robot chicken.

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Gene Wilder managed to pull it off without looking too much like a pedofile.

Johnny Depp seemed to have based the entire character off that concept of being a pedofile.

Wilder did an ok job with Willy Wonka.

But if you would remove the pedophilic tendencies, Johnny Depp would've been better. did a much better job of acting crazy and such. but he is too creepy.

I vote the new version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as the Horror Movie of the Year, simply because I fear people who make candies now.

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Smart girl.

On a related note, a genie is a pedophile/child molester if his master is a kid. Not sure if I recall correctly but I do remember seeing a UNICORN pedophile in robot chicken.

:D

can i has a cookie nao?

XD

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*Gives cookie to Bianchi.*

The Rudolf the Reindeer song doesn't make sense. It lists all the reindeer, saying that you know them all, but then they go on to say "But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"

Which, if you know the other not-so-famous reindeer, I would think you know the most FAMOUS one.

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Yes please, I could add them to my collection.

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Sure, sure! And I will need the the following from you!

- Your IP Address

-The phone numbers of your local law enforcements businesses of your home country

-Your hard drive

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