Der Kommissar Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I never said a dead body could or couldn't run, so obvious post is pointless. Zombies can't run. A dead body [...] knees and legs would tear up if they tried to run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I said if they tried to run, their ligaments and flesh would tear. But I never said they could or couldn't run. Also, lol shortening the statement because the important part was in your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) It was removed because it was irrelevant. Let me spell it out for you: you referred to zombies as "dead bodies," and noted that they'd tear up if they tried to run, implying that zombies cannot run, and by extension, that dead bodies cannot run. I noted that a dead body, being dead, cannot run anyway, in attempt to be humorous. You thereafter gave me the opportunity to reply with a hilarious and topical image macro. I hope that clears things up. Edited December 14, 2008 by Der Kommissar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 But it wasn't irrelevant, as it was the reason a zombie can't run. Because dead bodies can't take that pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beigeen Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I think you're completely missing the point son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A dead body can't run...or walk, because dead bodies are dead. Can they grab pills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A dead body can't run...or walk, because dead bodies are dead. Sigged that shit yo. Also, zombies are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Sigged that shit yo.Also, zombies are awesome. YOU didnt get Smoker'd,Hunter'd,boomer'd and tanked at the same time did you!? NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 I think you're completely missing the point son. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) Any chance of enslaving zombies? Think about the benefits. Edited December 14, 2008 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Any chance of enslaving zombies? Think about the benefits. Zombie have civil rights too you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Zombie have civil rights too you know. Really now? They are walking bags of meat and bone, what rights do... oh wait, that's what humans are. Either, this has good potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 The zombies would probably catch up to me even if they are as slow as they are in games and movies and stuff. I'm slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Sigged that shit yo.Also, zombies are awesome. Woah, I don't remember saying zombies are awesome. I frickin' HATE zombies. Was I drugged or somin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Woah, I don't remember saying zombies are awesome. I frickin' HATE zombies. Was I drugged or somin? boomer vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 boomer vomit A BOOMER HAS VOMITED ON YOU. YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE HORDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A BOOMER HAS VOMITED ON YOU. YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE HORDE. *gets strangled by smoker* UHHGH OH GAWD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Can they grab pills? I hope not, or Louis will be pretty upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Sigged that shit yo.Also, zombies are awesome. Zombie have civil rights too you know. Preach on, my brothers, preach on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Easy. I would get a long weapon (so that they can't get close too me without me bashing their head off or cutting or something), and get a projectile just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YokaiKnight Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Easy. I would get a long weapon (so that they can't get close too me without me bashing their head off or cutting or something), and get a projectile just in case. What if they run up in yo spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) That might work if there's only a few zombies, but a large group of will overwhelm you. D: Edited December 14, 2008 by Yuli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 You people seem to be forgetting one very wonderful weapon: fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 What if they run up in yo spot? Assuming they're zombies and not Vampires (like 99% of movies in the past few years have been calling zombies are actually vampires) then they're idiots who can only slowly walk forward. If they're the vampire zombies of the now then I'm dead because those things are fast and can actually think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Eheh, depends on what zombies we're talking about. :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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