Masu Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I MASU WITHOUT,MY HANDS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS The next day my alarm goes off and I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS I just ate a grape and I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I MASU WITHOUT MY HANDS TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I MASU WITHOUT, MY HANDS (I masu without my hands, I masu without my hands, yes I masu without my hands, yes I masu without my hands) yes I MASU WITHOUT,MY HANDS (I masu without my hands (AKIVA!), I masu without my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) um...thats good, coming from a poet... but it was a little long to just pretty much repeat itself like that. Edited December 15, 2008 by Gatrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 The original song is funnier, but I think we all know Masu has a problem with premature ejaculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 um...thats good, coming from a poet...but it was a little long to just pretty much repeat itself like that. its just "jizz in my pants" replaced with "masu without my hands" since "Masu" is the sound effect of masturbation in japanese. "Jizzing in your pants" is orgasming without intercourse hence "Masu without my hands" which is basically "jizzing" : D You geddit nao? (Before you go "MaSu is named Masturbate OMFG!!!" thats why ppl say "MaSu" since its just an abbreviation of something else longer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 The original song is funnier, but I think we all know Masu has a problem with premature ejaculation. ;_; u meen. also i need you on chat if you can get on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 um...thats good, coming from a poet...but it was a little long to just pretty much repeat itself like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 its just "jizz in my pants" replaced with "masu without my hands" since "Masu" is the sound effect of masturbation in japanese. "Jizzing in your pants" is orgasming without intercourse hence "Masu without my hands" which is basically "jizzing" : D You geddit nao? (Before you go "MaSu is named Masturbate OMFG!!!" thats why ppl say "MaSu" since its just an abbreviation of something else longer) oh in that case *claps hands* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 fucking amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Question: Was I the first one to use that here? Not taking credit it's just a random thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I dunno, I saw somebody using it on some other site and quickly saved the link. But I do remember you using that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I've seen Snow use a similar picture on another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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