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*finishes eating the small, reddish/brownish, candies he found in the bathroom*
What? That Ibeproven stuff or whatever they're called? Those'll get rid of your headache but they're FDA approved so I wouldn't touch'em if I were you.
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Hm. I don't have time to participate in the whole thing, but I can sum up my usual actions:

*Looks for dance partner.*

*Finds no dance partner.*

*Gets into booze.*

*Acts like a jerk.*

*Goes into a state of self-loathing.*

*Throws up.*

*Passes out.*

*Wakes up the next morning in the city limits without his pants and a large hangover.*

*Gets arrested.*

*Makes bail.*

*Is ridculed by friends.*

*Repeats process.*

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