Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 So I have this friend who is homosexual and he works at the starbucks in the grocery store i work in. He gave me and my other co worker a 10$ star bucks gift card for Xmas. So we were like "Dude we need to give you something in return" and he said "Either cigs or porn" And then I went ".....now when you say porn........" and he was like "Duh! Gay porn!" and i was like " ._. I see." Now, i dont have much money, and finding that stuff for him would be free but........yeah. So theres another homosexual guy who is his manager at the starbucks so i went to him and said up front "Know any gay porn sites?" and he was like "O_O I though you were hetero eric" and i was like "I am. Its for ******* since he got me something i wanted to get him something too." So he wrote down the sites on a piece of paper. I havent opened it. I fear to see what the name of the sites would be XD But yeah being hetero and going up to a guy going "Gimme sum ghey porn!" is rather awkward and embarrassing but sorta funny at the same time XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Cow-Cow Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 you sure he was being serious (and if he is I'm not sure if a website would work as a gift.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Google is your friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Google is your friend? Just make sure nobody is watching you if you choose to do that. :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm not sure if it would be any worse than approaching someone in a public place and asking for gay porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Google is your friend? Who wants to SEARCH for gay porn? ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 he was being serious. also, yeah...........like i said, I dont really wanna google for gay porn :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) But they know each other. Edit: Posted too slow. Edited December 24, 2008 by Yuli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm not sure if it would be any worse than approaching someone in a public place and asking for gay porn. 1.He knows i know hes homo 2.He knows the guy i wanted to get stuff for is homo since he works with him and he know's we're friends so i think its better than googling gay porn :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 <_< what f-ing douche asks for THAT crap for Xmas, I mean srsly, that's like random gift you give for some lesser occasion, he has totally offended me -as a homo-, now me I want a better webcam so I can make actually decent movies from game clips recorded off my TV but well, I guess he figured he ask you for crap he could just as easily get himself since gift cards really are "I didn't know what to get you, and I'm doing this so you don't think any less of me" heh -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) 1.He knows i know hes homo2.He knows the guy i wanted to get stuff for is homo since he works with him and he know's we're friends so i think its better than googling gay porn :/ I wasn't referring to the person you were talking to, I was referring to the fact that someone walking in on such a conversation would likely be just as bad as someone walking in on your Google search.Anyway, make him something. Gifts from the heart are always the best. Edited December 24, 2008 by Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Get him a $10 gift card to wherever you work :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 1.He knows i know hes homo2.He knows the guy i wanted to get stuff for is homo since he works with him and he know's we're friends so i think its better than googling gay porn :/ Lol, and you idiots thought I was the only one who said that word. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 im thinking gift card. but i was just trying to get what he asked for, and thats what he wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Now Masu, is this really your FRIEND we're talking about? Keep in mind that we love you for who you are. No one will judge you here. We're all still friends, no matter what. ^_^ (XD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Now Masu, is this really your FRIEND we're talking about?Keep in mind that we love you for who you are. No one will judge you here. We're all still friends, no matter what. ^_^ (XD) this was why i was thinking of NOT making this topic. because of stupid immature responses like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 So I have this friend who is homosexual and he works at the starbucks in the grocery store i work in. He gave me and my other co worker a 10$ star bucks gift card for Xmas. So we were like "Dude we need to give you something in return" and he said "Either cigs or porn" And then I went ".....now when you say porn........" and he was like "Duh! Gay porn!" and i was like " ._. I see."Now, i dont have much money, and finding that stuff for him would be free but........yeah. So theres another homosexual guy who is his manager at the starbucks so i went to him and said up front "Know any gay porn sites?" and he was like "O_O I though you were hetero eric" and i was like "I am. Its for ******* since he got me something i wanted to get him something too." So he wrote down the sites on a piece of paper. I havent opened it. I fear to see what the name of the sites would be XD But yeah being hetero and going up to a guy going "Gimme sum ghey porn!" is rather awkward and embarrassing but sorta funny at the same time XD I'm starting to believe it was the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Ohmy god this story is amazeingly epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 this was why i was thinking of NOT making this topic. because of stupid immature responses like this Lol. Take a freaking joke Masu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I don't see why the guy just can't ask for a better gift and use Google for all his "needs"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I don't see why the guy just can't ask for a better gift and use Google for all his "needs"... hell should I know. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 hell should I know. :/ Maybe his gift to himself was getting you to ask a Gay dude for Pr0n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Bleh. Edited December 24, 2008 by Toa Lord Sothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Why the hell would he- Would you ask for porn for your birthday? I still can't believe that guy was serious. If he was, just give him cigs. I mean, lolwat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 That's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Smack him for smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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