Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) So, I was playing Naruto on my Wii, and my mom got home. My dog was whining because she wanted to go outside. Mom: Take Lucy out. Me: Can't I just let her out? She comes back. T_T Mom: Fine, but you're watching her. Me: Open door. So, Lucy runs outside and pees right next to the stairs (we have a deck). Then she ran off. Me: Oh my god. T_T I went to look for my other shoe, which she brought into another room, behind a table. Then I got my shoes on and bolted out the door. 32 degrees out, and a foot and a half of frozen, icy snow everywhere, and I've got sneakers, jeans and a t-shirt (I had a long-sleeve one this morning, but I dropped a muffin on it and got muffin stuff all over it and had to change it). She'd gone all the way to the end of the street (we've got a loop-one, and she ran about 3 blocks). I went down the icy stairs and through our icy driveway onto the non-icy street so I could avoid running through the snow. I caught up to Lucy, and then she bolted into the huge yard between our house and "their's". Then, she kept running around things and I kept chasing her, and she was having a freaking blast T_T The whole time, I was dashing through the snow after my freaking dog, which only runs away when I'm the one who lets her out. I also didn't know I could run through it that fast (it was almost like there wasn't any snow). Eventually I cornered my golden and tackled her into the snow. I had her pinned down, so I took a few seconds to breath and realized my throat was dry and I was completely out of breath. Finally, I dragged her back home. And here I am now, with some wet socks and jeans, typing away on the computer. The End. Edited December 24, 2008 by Destiny Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 cant wait for the sequel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 cant wait for the sequel God knows it isn't too far from now T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 dashing through the snow in a one hose open sleigh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Longfaec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Longfaec ? If that's "Long fake", this actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 in a one hose open sleigh.... LYER! It's supposed to be one HORSE open sleigh. not hose. silly duckling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Ha. You deserve it. Lsiten to your mammy next time, whippersnapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Ha. You deserve it.Lsiten to your mammy next time, whippersnapper. I don't listen to my parents. Ever. They give bad advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I don't listen to my parents. Ever. They give bad advice. Apparently not. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Ha. You deserve it. I second that. It's your fault for not doing as your momma told you to do. I don't listen to my parents. Ever. They give bad advice. Now, that's not a good excuse to not listen to your parents, especially when you say fuck you to everything we've ever told you on this forum! You need to stop being so self-righteous! Now, I don't listen to my father. Why? 'Cause my dad never does a god-damn thing he tells me to do himself and he's telling me to do shit that I already do. Have an open mind? That I do, but when I try to reason with him over some stupid thing and he goes off on a rant about how nobody in the family agrees with him and then accuses me of being the hard-headed motherfucker. You see a disconnect here? I certainly do. Edited December 24, 2008 by Herr Wozzeck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I second that. It's your fault for not doing as your momma told you to do.Now, that's not a good excuse to not listen to your parents, especially when you say fuck you to everything we've ever told you on this forum! You need to stop being so self-righteous! Now, I don't listen to my father. Why? 'Cause my dad never does a god-damn thing he tells me to do himself and he's telling me to do shit that I already do. Have an open mind? That I do, but when I try to reason with him over some stupid thing and he goes off on a rant about how nobody in the family agrees with him and then accuses me of being the hard-headed motherfucker. You see a disconnect here? I certainly do. You forgot the /rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 You forgot the /rant. I don't need to. Whenever you're involved, the rant never ends. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I don't need to. Whenever you're involved, the rant never ends. ;) But I don't want to rant right now. My throat's dry from chasing my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 But I don't want to rant right now. My throat's dry from chasing my dog. This is rich. You seriously think you need your throat to talk on the internet? Oh, boy... Wait, if you seriously think that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 This is rich. You seriously think you need your throat to talk on the internet? Oh, boy... Wait, if you seriously think that... I'm not in a ranty mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm not in a ranty mood. Then do as I told you and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Now, I don't listen to my father. Why? 'Cause my dad never does a god-damn thing he tells me to do himself and he's telling me to do shit that I already do. Have an open mind? That I do, but when I try to reason with him over some stupid thing and he goes off on a rant about how nobody in the family agrees with him and then accuses me of being the hard-headed motherfucker. You see a disconnect here? I certainly do. I'm kinda the same way with my mom. The only times I do listen to her is when she tells me to buy some useless crud. (I do it just to keep her happy. She really likes having things her way.) Other than that, she's pretty much all talk, no action. I don't see her doing what she tells me to do herself either. And she sits on the sofa all day, ranting and raving. And when she thinks of something me and my dad both know is wrong, either he or I argue with her to try to tell her how much she's wrong, then she'll come up with some of the most confounding logic I've ever heard and make it seem that she's in the right. And if things don't go her way (and they usually don't), she says she's gonna move out, dad tells her to do so (with the addition of saying "the sooner, the better"), but she never does. Edited December 24, 2008 by Staraptor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm kinda the same way with my mom. The only times I do listen to her is when she tells me to buy some useless crud. (I do it just to keep her happy. She really likes having things her way.) Other than that, she's pretty much all talk, no action. I don't see her doing what she tells me to do herself either. And she sits on the sofa all day, ranting and raving. And when she thinks of something me and my dad both know is wrong, she'll come up with some of the most confounding logic I've ever heard and make it seem that she's in the right. And if things don't go her way (and they usually don't), she says she's gonna move out, dad tells her to do so (with the addition of saying "the sooner, the better"), but she never does. Really? My dad does more of the cop-out treatment by being all 'fine, you're the one who's right, now piss off'. It pisses me the hell off whenever I do that, and that makes me more angry as I'm already trying to placate him and am failing miserably at doing so. But still, that does kind of suck, especially with the whole 'the sooner, the better' thing that your dad chimes in with as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm kinda the same way with my mom. The only times I do listen to her is when she tells me to buy some useless crud. (I do it just to keep her happy. She really likes having things her way.) Other than that, she's pretty much all talk, no action. I don't see her doing what she tells me to do herself either. And she sits on the sofa all day, ranting and raving. And when she thinks of something me and my dad both know is wrong, she'll come up with some of the most confounding logic I've ever heard and make it seem that she's in the right. And if things don't go her way (and they usually don't), she says she's gonna move out, dad tells her to do so (with the addition of saying "the sooner, the better"), but she never does. Really? My dad does more of the cop-out treatment by being all 'fine, you're the one who's right, now piss off'. It pisses me the hell off whenever I do that, and that makes me more angry as I'm already trying to placate him and am failing miserably at doing so. But still, that does kind of suck, especially with the whole 'the sooner, the better' thing that your dad chimes in with as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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