Seph Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man's head, when the men realized a whole of busload kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Edited January 18, 2009 by Shanan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 You posted that as an image in the FE4 thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Ah you joking or are you serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 You posted that as an image in the FE4 thread. No fucking shit. Yeah, apparently everyone in this forum can see that image, right? So what difference does it make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) I knew this was bullshit from the very beginning. Come on, school on a Sunday? Now that I think about it, they would had taken that bus hostage since ya saw a murder scene. Edited January 18, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I stopped believing you after you said throne (yes I'm slow). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I saw that one coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I stopped believing at "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drayano Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hey Serenes Forest, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Serenes. that one is better than the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Deja vu...? I swear I've seen that on some other forum before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Shame on you. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 No fucking shit. Yeah, apparently everyone in this forum can see that image, right?So what difference does it make? You posted it already. Hey Serenes Forest, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Serenes. that one is better than the bus I've seen that more times than I've seen over 9000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drayano Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 It is common. I do quite like it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 k this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanibomb Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I actually thought you were serious until I read the second paragraph. My heart was pounding... :( YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 You posted it already. Posted it already in a thread were very few people actually read it. Right now, this is a new, entire topic. More people can see it. As you can see, very little people saw the original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Posted it already in a thread were very few people actually read it.Right now, this is a new, entire topic. More people can see it. As you can see, very little people saw the original post. OH YEAH WELL... I got nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hey Serenes Forest, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Serenes. that one is better than the bus ooh!! ooh!! That one member with all the hot babe avatars posted that already!! (Namie Amuro??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 God you're so creative and funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Posted it already in a thread were very few people actually read it.Right now, this is a new, entire topic. More people can see it. As you can see, very little people saw the original post. I think a lot more saw it than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malexis Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 God you're so creative and funny. I know right? I've NEVER heard someone make a joke topic like this before! Ever! And those Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Jokes aren't old and played out AT ALL! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I know right? I've NEVER heard someone make a joke topic like this before! Ever! And those Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Jokes aren't old and played out AT ALL! :D I KNOW RIGHT AND SARCASM LIKE TOTALLY ISN'T OLD RIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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