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I have a big Italian family.

How do you think I wound up fat?

My mother used to say to me: "Clean the plate! Because children are starving in Europe!"

So I would clean the plate. 5-6 times a day. Cause somehow, I felt that would keep the children from starving in Europe.

But I was wrong. They kep starving. And I got fat.

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I enjoy Italian food.

I hate everything in existance that came from Italy, except for pizza, but cheese pizza only. Everything else is corrupt.
You should try real Italian food from Italy, you will never again crave the bastardized mess that is the United States' version of pizza. Edited by Wist
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I enjoy Italian food.

You should try real Italian food from Italy, you will never again crave the bastardized mess that is the United States' version of pizza.

[predicting Destiny Hero's response] But it's waaaaaaay toooooooo foreign! Surely all foreign things are awful! [/predicting Destiny Hero's response]

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