Inactive Account Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well yes, I know kicking in the balls works, but it won't really stop me from getting shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well yes, I know kicking in the balls works, but it won't really stop me from getting shot. My sister did that to a guy. She was 13 and he was 15. She kicked him hard! With point high heels o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well yes, I know kicking in the balls works, but it won't really stop me from getting shot. As I mentioned earlier, it's also quite impracticle when you're surrounded by ten guys with guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) As I mentioned earlier, it's also quite impracticle when you're surrounded by ten guys with guns. *facepalm* Its very unlikely she will be surrounded by ten guys. Even if she is, you can always escape or scream. And its not impracticle. You wouldn't sit there, waiting to get beaten up. Edited January 25, 2009 by Judge Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 What if it's a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 If it's a woman, you spank them, God Hand style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) What if it's a woman? Cunt punt. I'm not kidding, it does work. Common sense is the best self-defense out there. A good, quick, hard kick planted in the balls, raking the eyes, punching the nose or throat is the best fuckin' defense around. Also, punching a person in the collarbone is another great self defense move because if you use enough force and body weight, you can break the collarbone and the guy will be horrible pain. I am a white belt in karate (nothing to be proud of compare to the rest of you guys) and karate is very good if for some reason, you need to fight back and show your attacker not to fuck with you. However, avoiding a fight is much better than martial arts itself. Also, with guns. I'm not going to fight a guy with a gun. In fact, I would pull a gun out myself and start shooting you in legs, arms, or shoulders. Then I would have to call it in and help stop the bleeding. What I heard the best way to avoid one guy with a gun is basically run in a zig-zag line, making it harder for the shooter to shot you, unless the shooter is trained then you just fucked. Edited January 25, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 As I mentioned earlier, it's also quite impracticle when you're surrounded by ten guys with guns. So is "Back the fuck up G, I know karate!". Also, if it's a girl, punch them in the tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 1. So is "Back the fuck up G, I know karate!". 2. Also, if it's a girl, punch them in the tits. 1. I doubt even a good martial artist could fight ten guys at once. 2. Also, hair pulling is great since if you twist the hair enough, you can have some control over the girl. But seriously, NEVER fight a girl. I hope you guys know the old saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I was saying that martial arts and shit are just as impractical against 10 people as a kick in the balls. Don't be sexist, hit girls if they deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 At the moment, I don't know any self-defense. I'm supposedly taking karate lessons soon though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I don't know any martial arts with the exception of a couple of boxing moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I know how to apply wrist control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I know self defense, I know Tae-Kwon-Do too, just that I'm a yelllow belt with a green strap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatello Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 2nd degree black belt in Taekwondo, hence the avatar.( Even though they weren't trained in that particular art style, I found it more fitting instead of the usual and unimaginative Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan copycats.) Yeah, basically, if you ever find yourself in such a precarious situation as outlined above, just kick them in the balls(unless they have a gun, then just do what they say, unless you're some sort of gifted psychologist that can talk them into shooting THEMSELVES, which is pretty unlikely.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I know how to apply wrist control. I know, it's great, especially against the mugger in the trunk of your car! I am a Almighty Obsidian Belt in the art of Grizzly Bear Roundhouse Kick Badass - Fu. It's the preferred martial art of lumber jacks and bears everywhere. I am so in touch with my inner Godless killing machine that I can tie a blue whale in a know in less than 1.2345 seconds. In addition, I can stop bullets with my MIND, not that I need to, since they all ricochet off my balls. I fought Darth Vader once, but his life support system failed as soon as it made contact with the sheer field of virile masculinity that surrounds me 100 feet in every direction. In fact, I'm nearly unkillable. Plus, I didn't even have to take some bullshit vow of chastity or poverty. I'm so awesome I can rape a bear, but choose not to because they're way to fugly. That's right bitches, I don't know self defense, I am Self Defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Media Junkie Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) I have a yellow belt in kung-fu, but a black belt in shotgun to the face. Edited January 25, 2009 by holyr9k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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