Nightmare Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 That too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 That's called a vagina, son... lass. Except my Penis gives me the power to defy gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis can type on the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Pingas *Eyetwitch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Sometimes my penis gets bigger and harder. Is this normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 No. You have contradicted Penisitis, a deadly disease. Your penis will die in 20 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Wrong, penisitis is the inflammation of the penis. It's solved by chopping it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 mine can draw faces on the shower door when it steams up...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis is a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) My penis is a dick. Your name is Taylor Swift, only thing you should do with a penis is SUCK IT. Im joking But seriously, suck it. Joking. Edited January 28, 2009 by Erk23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wood Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 *Chops everyone's penis off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legault Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis has common sense, and therefore is better than yours. The Reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 you boys and your penises... just wait until you get older, THEN you can compete with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My Penis likes to dress up in clothes that were fashionable in the 1920's, put on a fake moostache, and pretend to be Charlie Chaplin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis can fuck any girl from any time period. I call it the "Chrono Dick"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis can rip a hole in the time space continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis can fuck any girl from any time period. I call it the "Chrono Dick"! My penis can fuck any girl on her period. DO YOU FEEL AWKWARD YET? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis can rip a hole in the time space continuum. Shit, and I thought my penis was only one that could do that. And Vince, that is gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Mine also functions as a Swiss Army Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis functions as a towel rack for when I come out of the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis is normal and all of your penises are crazy. You're like the X-Men, except your penises all have super powers. And you're all men. FREAKS, GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FREAKS. I WILL KILL YOU ALL BECAUSE i haz an ax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 >Word "penis" in topic title>45 replies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) >Word "penis" in topic title>45 replies >Word "FE4" in topic title>20,310 replies Edited January 28, 2009 by TheEnd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis is super strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis beat Halo 3 on Legendary while I was asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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