Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis beat Halo 3 on Legendary while I was asleep Laughed, I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis can "arm" wrestle Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 My penis is normal and all of your penises are crazy. You're like the X-Men, except your penises all have super powers. And you're all men. FREAKS, GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FREAKS. I WILL KILL YOU ALL BECAUSE i haz an ax My penis is trained in the art of samurai swords. Have at thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is trained in the art of samurai swords. Have at thee. I'm trained in the art of blowing up the entire universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 What you guys are saying is really nasty, I mean no offense to you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is the best penis in existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is the best penis in existence. Prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis has teeth, and can talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Prove it. It can do anything anyone else's penis can do, plus rip all of your penises off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Mine's made of metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Mine's made of metal. Mine's made of stainless steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Mine's a rabbit penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Mine's a rabbit penis. Woah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Did somebody say penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edorian Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis can "arm" wrestle Chuck Norris Well my penis is actually Chuck Norris', that means I have the penis of Chuck Norris !!!! :P .... It was tricky to do the trade of penises but we managed to get it right. He gave it to me as a birthday gift with my own bitches included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 MY penis is a donkey dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is a cock. does it have feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 ............................................________....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................\, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,...........................`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................` I feel a great force to agree with this. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 does it have feathers? ...Why are you asking me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 ...Why are you asking me? i dunno.... i was just cu-ri-ous... you DID say your penis is a rooster, and roosters have feathers.... lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Sounds suspicious. My lips are sealed. Or my fingers, rather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Blade Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My penis is not bound to E=mc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) So? My vagina is better than your penis. k? Edited January 29, 2009 by Rei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 So? My vagina is better than your penis. k? if our penis and vagina are together we can make great things happen ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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