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The epic journey for some kind of worshiped plot device


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yeah i thought of it obviously or it wouldnt be here right now genius.

Good and hard thought. You knew what I meant.

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generic inn

Masu:1 room please. four beds.

Rei:AHEM.

Masu:One room please THREE BEDS ;)

Rei *pulls out pipe and grins*

Branded: I think you should get her a room

Masu:FUCK NO!

Faiya:FAGGIT you FROFGET A BED FOR ME

Masu:SLEEP ON THE FloOR

Hika: ...........this is so stupid.

Pingas:I dont need sleep.

Faiya:Yesh you do

Pingas: O SHI-*falls asleep*

Rei:leave him here.

room

Everyone:good night.

5 mins later the door explodes

Masu:CAN WE GET A FUCKIG CHAPTER OF REST!?

Person:I CAME FOR YOUR HEAD MASU!

Masu: you came to give me head?

Branded:8punches masu*

person:FUCK NO

Masu:THEN GET OUT.

Person:I NEED TO KILL YOU

Hika:DAMMIT LEAVE *swings a random axe wildly at person*

person:loloLOLOL I WILL WINN CUZ IM THE DEUAL WIELDING NOBLE! *kicks hika*

Branded:If you're a dual wielder why would you kick a guy instead of killing him?

Dual wielder: because! I! UHHHHH! GAAAHHHHHHH! *falls to ground and has a seizure*

Faiya:Mindfuck?

Branded:Yeah.

next morning

person is still laying on ground passed out with drool on his face

Masu:...................so now what?

Rei:Leave him.

Faiya:I SAY WE MAKE HIM OUR SLAVE!

Masu:ALRIGHRT! *gives thumbs up*

Branded:*sighs8 I hate it when you two are together =_=

MasuFaiya:SHUT UP FAYG!

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Branded:...........ngggh.

Rei:......errr........

Masu:Uuugh.

Faiya:FUCKIN CHRIST IM HUNGRY!

Pingas:WELL WHADDAYA WANT US TO DO?

Faiya:GET ME FOOD

pIngas:HOW ABOUT I CUT YOU UP AND EAT YOU>?

Faiya:NO FAGGIT

Hika:SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU BOTH

Branded:..............

Masu:ALL 3 OF YOU SHUT UP!

Pingas:FUCK OFF

Hika:FUCK YOU

Faiya:FUCK SOMETHING

Hika: THE EFF WORD

Branded: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Everyone: ._.

Rei:Hey! We got this guy as a slave right!? Then we know what we should use him for right?

Masu:You're right. Faiya make a fire while pingas cuts this guy up.

rei:*kicks masu* NO DUMBASS. Make him go find some food.

Dual Wielder:WHY?

Faiya Branded Masu:CUZ UR OUR SLAVE.

Pingas:I LOL AT THE IRONY OF YOU THREE SAYING THAT

Faiya:U RACIST BETCH?

Pingas:NO.

Faiya:I THINK YOU ARE

Pingas:I THINK YOU'RE A COCKBITE

Hika: I THINK YOU GUYS DONT USE ENOUGH DEROGATORY LANGUAGE!

a person appears

person:Excuse me everyone, but, have any of you seen a kitten? I lost track of her back at the gully.

hika:who the hELl are you>?

Person: Why, I am known as Doom. Lovely weather today is it?

Rei:This person seems-

Masu:FAGGY.

Rei: <_<.............sure i gess

Faiya:UR A FAYGGIT

Doom: Well rest assured I am not a "fag" as you all label me. But might I ask, what such a bizarre and angry group of people are up to?

Masu:We on a quest to find some holy thing

Doom: What may I ask?

Branded:We have NO FUCKING CLUE.

Pingas:And thats the problem

Doom:Well would you all like my input on it?

Hika:Why the fuck should we care what you say?

Doom:Its just a bit of advice; Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of an angry God and he awaits you just beyond the last theorem.

Masu:................what........the HELL DID THAT SHIT MEAN?

Faiya:Sounds like we're trying to find something, and we;re gonna piss some guy off

Pingas:And hes godlike

Hiak:And kwanst to kick our asses

Rei:Before the end of this stupid journey?

Branded:I guess.......

Dual Wielder:Doom you sound like a very wise man and i think you should acompany us

FaiyaMasu:SHUT UP

Dual Wieldr:WHY> AND THE NAME IS LYLE SO STP CALLING ME DUAL WIELDER.

Doom:I wish I could accompany you all but i sadly cannot at this current time. May we meet sometime later down the road.*walks away*

Masu:.......are we all in agreeance? This guy.........sounds like a total fag.

Everyone:Agreed.

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Masu:AWRIGHT! TIME TO MAKE SOME PROGRESS!

Branded:On waht?

Hika:The epic journey for some kind of worshiped device dumbass. DUR;.

Branded: <_< got any leads?

Faihya:Yeah lets look for faygit man.

Masu::SOUNDS GREAT

Rei:Or we could rip off every other RPG/Anime by asking around town, finding no info, getting depressed about it in a pub, then some shady overpowered person says they have info, and join the party.

Pinas:BUT IM ALREADY HERE. WHO ELSE CAN POSSIBLE JOIN.

in the pub

Masu:NOTHING

Branded:Zilch

Lyle:Nada

Hika:..............cue shady character..............NOW! *turns and points*

Pingas:FUCKING A. YOU FUCKING JABBED MY EYE! TIME TO GET PENISED.

Hika: ._.

???:lookin for the worshiped plot device?

Masu:YES!

???:K i'll help.

Branded:Who are you?

???:WISTRON5000.

Faiya: :/ a wha?

WISTRON5000: WIST RON FIVE THOUSAND

Pingas:The hel kinda name is that?

WISTRON5000:A ROBOT NAME. I AM A ROBOT. I HAVE NO EMOTION.

Branded: <_<

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Pingas:So WISTRON5000 how wer you born

WISTRON5000:I got build

Faiya:By what

WISTRON5000:Wist

Branded:So this guy is so amazng that he only needs his bot to do his work. Nice

Pingas:I think li eke wistron5000.

Masu:he seems cool to me

WISTRON5000:So you guys are looking for what?

Lyle:Fayg man

WISTRON5oo0:SCANNING. SCAN COMPLETE. *points to Lyle* FAYG DETECTED

Lyle: WHAT!? YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

WISTRON8-000:MY SCANNERS ARE FLAWLWESS>. YOU ARE A FAYG.

Branded:Wistron5000. Scan for "Faggotman" instead

WISTORN:As you wish. *makes robo sounds* FAGGOT MAN DETECTED.STRAIGHT AHEAD.

Rei:But theres a ocean cutting ous off..........

Masu: I cant swim........

Hika:*pulls out axe* well im off to get a boat *ealks off*

Everyone:....................

Lyle:Hey.............you think he's cutting wood? Or............

Brandd:AW WHIST WE GOTTA STOP HIM!

Pingas:Lim amazing.

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People come to the "Creative Section" to see or read something which someone put effort and creativity into. People go to the "Far from the Forest Section" to laugh at spam. It is as simple as that; but it is something that is never upheld for some reason.

I put effort into my script fics but you tear them a new one every time.

Effort isn't the issue hear, it seems more like your personal opinions being stated as fact.

I believe that Mawsu is putting great effort into this work of art, :P

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Well when I want to read something, I want it to entertain me :/ This does just that.

shuuda doesnt understand what comedy is since he is incapable of laughing without it being a directed taunt at someone XD

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town

Man missing an arm: O MY GOD I M MISSING AN ARM.

Branded: <_< way to point out th eoveious.

Masu:Aw shit hika;s rapmapgesign again!

in the heart of the town

Hika: *grabs a woman by her arm* YOU GOT A BOAT?

WOman: No! Lemme go please!

Hika:GAH! MAGGOTS! *cuts*

Man:What are you doing!?

Hika:GAH! FAYGGIT! *cuts*

WISTRON5000:Hika detected. 34 degrees northwest from here.

Rei:Well what are we waiting for?

Faiya:Well if he killed everyone here we would have LOTS of free things to take..........

Lyle:Faiya!

Faiya:WHAT> SHUT IT FAYGOT.

Masu:I really dont feel lime having a waned bountey on my head...............

Hika:*shows up bloody* i coudlnt find a boat.

Pingas:.................

Hika:WHAT? AT LEAST I TRIED. YOU GUYS DIDNT DO SHIT

Masu: YOU FUCKIN G MURDERED THE TOWN IDIOT

Hika:ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

Masu:WHAT>!>

Branded:Retards.

Rei:My thoughts exactly. there was a friggin boat rental area righ tover there.

Hiak: ._. i said its the thought. that counts.

Pingas:Well i THINK you need to suffeer the wrath of PINAGS!

Lyle: <_< ok seriously, when are we gonna make some real progress on this>

Faiya:Never.

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shuuda doesnt understand what comedy is since he is incapable of laughing without it being a directed taunt at someone XD

You call this comedy? Get some real taste buds. You clearly do not think very much of people if you expect them to laugh at this; but then again, nor do I.

Zelda CD-i Youtube Poop makes me laugh more than this does.

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