Serene Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) Mario: Dude go home and smoke that mushroom for 1000 points LoZ: Link has never gotten laid, I think he's gay OR "Wait, Zelda's a gril, I thought she was a dude." Metroid: Samus is just a different version of Master Chief Halo: Master Chief would so lose to Samus Both: They should make out Sony: Go home and play with your waggle Mircosoft: You suck Naruto: I don't understand this show, I don't get that a kid in an orange jumpsuit who shouts "Believe it," can be considered a ninja Help me create more Edited May 13, 2008 by Marth Knight of the Memnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Metroid:Samus is just a different version of Master Chief Halo: Master Chief would so lose to Samus Both: They should make out Love it. Bleach: Why would someone dye their hair orange? What an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) I think a better one for bleach is: "My favorite characters are Renji and Tousen!! Kenpachi and Toshiro suck balls!!" Edit: Not that your's is bad Fox. Edited May 13, 2008 by Lyle Dayek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 I got one Nintendo: Dude your console is named the wii, go wii on yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Street Fighter: Ryu is so flat I mistook him for paper. Idk, I can't think clearly right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Sonic: You know, hedgehogs aren't really fast at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Fire Emblem: WTF? Where's the kill button? Why can't I do anything when I'm attacking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Here's another Fire Emblem one Marth looks like a chick, WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Spoilers for Castlevania, tread carefully. Castlevania: Dracula is very intelligent, as he was the best tactician during the crusades against the heretic , but the damn guy never learns to lock his door. I actually read something similar in a Castlevania forum, so I shouldn't be credited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Here's another Fire Emblem oneMarth looks like a chick, WTF Well, he kinda does. Though it doesn't make his skills or abilities worse. He just looks really girly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Simpsons: "Well The Simpsons were good back in the day, now it's Family Guy's turn to take the mantle" (To which I always say: "NAH!!! F*** YOU JACKASS!!!!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Fire Emblem: "I've never heard of it" or "yeah, marth and what's his face is really good in smash bros." Its a shame not many people know about the joys of this game. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Sonic: Dude, they totally ripped off DBZ. Mario: You might as well stop playing and go do some drugs. It'll generate the same effect. Star Fox: DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL ROLL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Fire Emblem: "I've never heard of it" or "yeah, marth and what's his face is really good in smash bros."Its a shame not many people know about the joys of this game. :( Those people annoy me the most. If they are going to use a character, at least go and play the game they are in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Sonic: Dude, they totally ripped off DBZ. They totally did too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Dead Rising: It's GTA with zombies. Big whoop. Saints Row: It's GTA with gang wars. Big whoop. GTA: VIDEOGAMES ARE EVIL! THEY ARE CORRUPTING OUR CHILDREN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 First person shooters: "Aren't these games all the same exact thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Pokemon: It's amazing they can get people to keep buying the same exact game over and over. Zelda: Lol, that guy's wearing a skirt. Any RPG: This game has too much words. When do I get to kill peoplez!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 FE: Hey, you want some phoenix down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Crysis: It's a shame you can't put the quality past 'Low.' Moar Zelda: Lol, I didn't know Zelda was a transvestite. Star Fox Adventures: They totally ripped off Zelda. Okami: They totally ripped off Zelda. Zelda again: I bet you can't wait to bomb some dodongos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Sony: Playstation? More liek Gaystation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Xbox: Geez, try thinking outside the Xbox for once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Street Fighter again! Street fighter? Lol, more liek, Slug Fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 Final Fantasy: Cloud sucks the only good part was when that other dude (I can't spell) killed the chick (I can't spell) Fire Emblem: What's this critical number, do I get to use it for eight attacks stright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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