Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) At what point should a man realize he’s being used? Before or after his whore of a wife drops the “I never loved you, I just fucked your brains out so I could take over your guild and boss around your assassins” bombshell? And once a man comes to said realization, what should he do? He could... A Absolutely nothing. You’ve got a smoking hot babe with a low cut dress and an amazing pair of Double-Ds pleasuring you every night, willing to do things to you that you would normally only see in porn. So what if she’s hideously evil! Keep your mouth shut and don’t fuck this up, keep tapping that ass until the day she murders you. I mean she fucks your brains out EVERY NIGHT. B Hide from the truth. Lie to yourself. Make excuses. Ignore the advice of your friends, your lieutenants, your grown sons, all the good people who see the writing on the wall and are telling you this bitch is trouble. What do they know? Sure, she might be cruel and vicious, but she fucks your brains out EVERY NIGHT. C Follow up on your suspicions…kind of. Do something...anything...but whatever it is, make sure you do a half-ass job and don’t actually put any effort in to it. Do something so trivial and so insignificant you might as well have done nothing at all. For example, you could do something like order your Uncle Jan to snoop around on your behalf. THAT’S productive. I mean, SHE FUCKS YOUR BRAINS OUT EVERY NIGHT! EVERY NIGHT! D All of the above If you choose A, Your a Horny Fuck. If you choose B, Your a Pussy. If you choose C, Your the Laziest Sack of Shit, EVER. And if you choose D...Your Brendan Fucking Reed, the stupidest man in the world. Edited February 2, 2009 by TLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 He's already one for marrying a slut in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I blame the Giant Breast Charm Staff. One can't be THAT blind by love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanibomb Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 But she fucks his brains out EVERY NIGHT. Isn't that worth it? >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THR Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought it said 'Brendan Reed is a damn tool' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Shouldn't this be in the Fire Emblem section? (I mean FE7 section) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbuller26 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought morphs were genderless or did Nergal focus on the girly parts on Sonia with extra detail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought morphs were genderless or did Nergal focus on the girly parts on Sonia with extra detail? He probably did for Sonia to trick Brendan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I thought morphs were genderless or did Nergal focus on the girly parts on Sonia with extra detail? Ephidel is a man, Sonia is a hot woman, and Limstella is genderless, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Ephidel is a man, Sonia is a woman, and Limstella is genderless, I think. That's what I heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 I was under the impression Sonia was the only Morph with "Fun Parts" Then again Nergal being the fucked up old pervert he is he probably gave them all "Fun Parts" for his personal use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This thread deals exclusively with characters from FE7, so there isn't any reason why it shouldn't be there. And, uh, there isn't anything to imply that Nergal is a pervert. =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) Apparently I'm the laziest sack of shit ever. Heh. Edited February 2, 2009 by Hibari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Shouldn't it be brother Jan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) Apparently I'm the laziest sack of sit ever. Heh. Lol You're the laziest sack of sit evur? Shouldn't it be brother Jan? Uhm... No. Edited February 2, 2009 by TLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 LolYou're the laziest sack of sit evur? ...I hate my keyboard sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 LolYou're the laziest sack of sit evur? Uhm... No. If Nino calls him uncle Jan, wouldn't that make him Brendan's brother? Unless he's like an uncle to her...I don't remember. I haven't played in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 If Nino calls him uncle Jan, wouldn't that make him Brendan's brother? Unless he's like an uncle to her...I don't remember. I haven't played in a while. Even if he was Brendan's Uncle, Nino, Lloyd and Linus wouls all call him Uncle. Since he is there Father's Uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hey, I've seen this on FF.Net! For those of you interested, you can find the whole story here. But yeah, it's true, especially since Brendan doesn't seem to figure much out about Sonia until 26X. Seriously, I would've smelled this coming from a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hey, I've seen this on FF.Net! For those of you interested, you can find the whole story here.But yeah, it's true, especially since Brendan doesn't seem to figure much out about Sonia until 26X. Seriously, I would've smelled this coming from a mile away. This is why you don't steal things from GameFAQs... It's probobly been stolen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This is why you don't steal things from GameFAQs...It's probobly been stolen before. Probably. They did well to omit the part where Naesala descends on him and presents him with a photo of the Begnion senate in a full on Roman orgy. It's actually one in a series of 'These people are stupid', which includes Lyn and Lundgren (although I don't know why he did Lundgren, as poisoning somebody so that they die slowly is actually a pretty good way to fake a natural death). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 E: Kill the bitch in her sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edorian Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 E: Kill the bitch in her sleep. Which takes us to the question, do morphs even sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 This thread deals exclusively with characters from FE7, so there isn't any reason why it shouldn't be there.And, uh, there isn't anything to imply that Nergal is a pervert. =\ how do you think he got that eye? porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 If Nino calls him uncle Jan, wouldn't that make him Brendan's brother? Unless he's like an uncle to her...I don't remember. I haven't played in a while. It's more of a "play-uncle" type of deal like how some folks have play-brothers and play-sisters. Brendan and Jan are cool like that so I figure since Nino notices Brendan and Jan are like brothers, Nino thinks she and Jan are niece and uncle. I would just get Ursula drunk and have a threesome with Sonia and Ursula with I was Brendan. But honestly, I would just keep tabs on who's doing what and see the source of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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