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Old People and Jimmy Buffet


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What is up with old people and Jimmy Buffet? Here's the newest situation:

My mom tells everyone to be off the computers at 10 AM. Tickets to Jimmy Buffet are going on sale on Ticketmaster at that time, so she didn't want anyone lagging the connection. She finally got on and started freaking out because the site was so slow and laggy. After 20 minutes, she still couldn't find any tickets. She pretty much panicked and hoped she wouldn't get called in too work.

Then, the computer crashed, and she was really pissed off. I got her to reboot the computer and try again. Ten minutes of searching later, she still didn't have the tickets, so I told her to let me in and I searched for some. I found the tickets she wanted on my first try. It's ridiculous, though, because each ticket was 136 dollars, and she got two, and the rest of the 130 dollar total was a bunch of ridiculous fees. It was 8 dollars for shipping, and 18 dollars extra for each ticket for God knows why.

So now I'm the favorite because my brothers are Pissy Emo and Sicky, and I guess I'm Tickety. What is up with old people and Jimmy Buffet!?

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Except that it is, only worse. You KNOW that this thread will erupt into a flame-fest because, honestly, no one gives a shit. Yet, you continually make trivial and pointless topics dealing with nothing that only beg for you to be flamed.

Am I trolling hard enough now? ^_^

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I hope you realize that just about everything you type involves trolling, intentional or not. Take the post that I quoted, for example.

This is merely a counteroffensive. An eye for an eye.

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*Watches.*

I should sell tickets.

*Sells tickets to "Ninji VS Destiny Hero: Watch as the two bitches go at it."*

Related: Anyone want a cheesburger in paradise?

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D Hero, you make so many topics. We understand you are excited about EVERY LITTLE THING that happens EVERY SINGLE SECOND of your life. We just dont want to hear about it.

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Nibblin on sponge cake

Watchin the sun bake

All of those tourists covered with oil

Strummin my six-string

On my front porch swing

Smell those shrimp theyre beginnin to boil

Chorus:

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

But I know its nobodys fault

I dont know the reason

I stayed here all season

Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo

But its a real beauty

A mexican cutie

How it got here I havent a clue

Chorus:

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searchin for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

Now I think

Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop

Stepped on a pop-top

Cut my heel had to cruise on back home

But theres booze in the blender

And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

But I know its my own damn fault

Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame

And I know its my own damn fault

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D Hero, you make so many topics. We understand you are excited about EVERY LITTLE THING that happens EVERY SINGLE SECOND of your life. We just dont want to hear about it.
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The very act of making a topic like this is trolling.

PWNAGE EMINENT

Which means that we're all trolls, so it hardly matters.

In truth Destiny Hero isn't a troll. He really isn't. He's just stupid more often than not.

It's what happens when you become big fans of Family Guy and not South Park.

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