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I saw it on the History Channel =^D

What, are you all scarred now?

And one time I saw on the Discovery Channel that ice creams were invented by cavemen in the Ice Age long ago but then the ice cream always fell into the huge icy pits and the cavemen jumped after them (because they were so stupid) so then they really weren't invented back then (I don't know how this works, ask the guys in Discovery Channel). So after a while it showed when ice creams were really invented. And all this was on you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm sisco yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are

Inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft

Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

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The symbol of the heart is actually a pair of upside-down testicles.

Now, let's all not get run over by cars before we can engourge ourselves with chocolate.

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It looks like Leanne, and it looks like Leanne's boobs are showing.
Her boobs are saggy and you can totally see the nipples >_>

She has sideways boobs. At least get rid of the nipples.

Did someone's pair of upside-down hearts finally drop?

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