Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, I'm impressed. Your first post which isn't about food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wow, I'm impressed. Your first post which isn't about food. <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. >> Silly boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... Edited February 23, 2009 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... thus to turn himself into another old creep wearing purple known as M.A.R.C.U.S. Mega Awesome Rickety Creation of Unstable Suckishness. He was about to be killed by a certain Rutger with a killing edge, when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum. Edit: People posting at the same time as me... :o Edited February 23, 2009 by Tingle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Ryuzaki was faster so we keep his story, so tingle, remove your post please or change your ending. Can a mod remove tingle post since it may confuse some people? Edited February 23, 2009 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I lol every time I look at this thread. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! Ayyyy. We're using MINE as the one in order. Tingle's doesn't count. >:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis. Edited February 23, 2009 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. (were now continuing one of the Ike's story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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