Metal Rabbit Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The opening for season 4 is a double feature! First up is the filler so do enjoy! \\\\ (Base) Brawl: Ready? GO! Zephrion: I'm not losin' this time! Raven: The hell ur not! Zephrion: Hey! I thought we said no items! Raven: We said no items except the smash ball. Zephrion: You douchebag! Metal Rabbit: Did someone call me? *trips and throws potato into TV screen* Raven: O_o Zephrion: o_o Metal Rabbit: ._. lol, dammit sakurai! Raven: Do you know what'll happen when CGV sees the TV like this? Zephrion: It'll be worse than the time Kiryn broke the blender... (Flashback) Kiryn: No!!! *the blender explodes* Kiryn: Who put rocks in the blender???! Metal Rabbit: *raises hand* Kiryn: What is wrong with you?!! Metal Rabbit: Fireman told me I could make salt from rocks. Kiryn: But that takes years of enduring weather!!! O_o Metal Rabbit: I KNOW THAT. That's why I put them in there, to speed it up. Gawd Kiryn, I'm not an idiot! :D *CGV comes into the kitchen* Metal Rabbit: Bye! *leaves* CGV: I'm gonna make a smoothie. Where's the blender? Kiryn: *nervous* o_o CGV: Kiryn!? Why did you break the blender?! What in goddess's name is wrong with you?! Kiryn: It wasn't me! It was MR! CGV: MR isn't here, so I'm gonna yell at you. *starts shouting and makes Kiryn cry* (Reality) Metal Rabbit: lol Zephrion: Okay... don't panic... Raven: ...HE'S GONNA KILL US! Zephrion: I said don't panic!!! Raven: o_o Zephrion: Think Zeph... Alright! Raven: What is it? Zephrion: We blame someone else! Raven: I blame Zeph! Zephrion: No way! I blame Zeph! Oh wait... Metal Rabbit: How about this? Let's put a blanket over the TV so noone will see it. We'll get a new one! Raven: Let's do that! Zephrion: It'll have to do... But what about a backup plan? Raven: MR, you run interference so noone will look under it. We can go out and get a new set. Zephrion: No you idiot! It has to be the same one or he'll suspect something! Raven: Whatever... *they leave* Metal Rabbit: ...I'm bored. *goes does something else* \\\\ (Forest) Bianchi: Isn't it a wonderful day to be alive? Lyle: ...Isn't everyday a wonderful day to be alive? Fireman: *to himself* It's a wonderful day to take lives... Bianchi: Poo. Don't be a downer Fireman! Fireman: I'm the happiest I've been since the assasins war over two decades ago. Lyle: What now? Fireman: I remember it like it was yesterday... Me and 12 other recruits all aspiring to be the next Fireman. We were locked in a forest near Goldoa with nothing but our weapons. We all had to live off the land and kill each other. Last one standing won. Bianchi: So you won? Fireman: Nope. I stayed alive for a week eating squirels that came across my path. Lyle: Ew... :/ Bianchi: Were they good? Fireman: They were fucking delicious. Then after I ate every squirel there I found another animal to eat. Forgot which one... I'll think of it later... *disappears* Lyle: Okay... you do that. Bianchi: That's what we should do Lyle!!! Lyle: You mean vanish like the wind? Bianchi: No silly! We should survive in a forest on our own for a week! It'll make us appreciate life more! Lyle: Um... you're gonna make me do this regardless of what I say, aren't you... Bianchi: Come slave! Lyle: -_- \\\\ (Base) CGV: I'm gonna go watch TV... Fox: Hold it! You said you'd help me look for that book today! CGV: When did I ever promise that? Fox: I shoved a playboy in front of you and you said you'd do it. CGV: Damn, that's my one weakness! Fox: C'mon. You can watch TV later. Hika: Can I come? I got a CD I wanted to return... *shows Micheal Jackson CD* Fox: What's wrong with it? Hika: When ever I play a song from it, it keeps repeating: "I'm gonna watch you when you sleep, gonna get in bed with you and touch your peep" In a falsetto and yet somehow friendly voice. CGV: O_o Fox: C'mon... *they leave* Metal Rabbit: *wakes up* I have to do something... what was it? Fireman: I ate something... what was it? Metal Rabbit: Coin for your thoughts? Fireman: My thoughts are 10000 gold. Metal Rabbbit: ._. *Fireman leaves* Metal Rabbit: I know! I'll go harrass Kiryn. She likes it when I do that. \\\\ (Kiryn's room) Kiryn: GET OUT! You perverted freak! Metal Rabbit: It's cuz I'm asian? *she throws him out of the room, and he lands into a wall head first crashing through it* Metal Rabbit: *muffled* This is AWESOME! :D \\\\ (Yard sale) Raven: You think we'll find one here? Zephrion: We better... Man: Can I help you two? Zephrion: Yeah, we're looking for a used TV that's this model: *shows pic of a drunk CGV making love to the TV* Man: Wow, what a coincidence... someone here just bought that same model like 6 minutes ago. Raven: What? Zephrion: Where'd they go? Man: They went up. Raven: Lol wut? Man: They flew. They were hawks. Zephrion: What the fuck do hawks want with a TV set?! \\\\ (Sky) Hawk leader: And now bretheren, behold the wonder of television! Hawks: Ohhh... wow... awesome! Hawk leader: Let us bask in its glory! *turns it on and watches Jackass* Hawks: ._. *watch* \\\\ (Right below them) Man: Would you care to browse more? We have a lovely selection of knitted gloves. Raven: Wow, can I see them? Zephrion: ._. ? Raven: I mean... those are for gay people! Let's leave Zeph! Zephrion: We'll try that superstore over there. Raven: Makes you wonder why we didn't just go there in the first place. \\\\ (Forest) Bianchi: Come Lyle! Lyle: Where are we going to do this little venture? Bianchi: In the forest of course! Lyle: How is that a challenge? The base is right over there. See? MR's waving at us. *waves back* Bianchi: We're going to eat squirels and survive for a week! Lyle: :P \\\\ (Yard sale) Fox: Excuse me sir, do you have this book? *shows pic* Man: Let me go check... CGV: *looks through things* Hika: lol, CGV look! *he's wearing a bra* I'm Fox! I wear big brassiers and stuff them with tissues! CGV: lol, that's so true! Fox: What are you jackasses doing? Hika: Nothing. Man: I'm sorry miss, we just sold that book to a bunch of tigers. Fox: Where are they? Man: They've been long gone. Fox: Well what the hell would tigers want with a book like that?! (forest) Tiger: I gotta take a crap. Other Tiger: Make sure you wipe yourself... Tiger: I will... *grabs book and rips pages out of it* (Back) CGV: Let's go check out that superstore then. Hika: Makes you wonder why we didn't just go there in the first place... \\\\ (Base) *MR's eating popcorn* Kiryn: Hi, whatcha doing? Metal Rabbit: *mouth full* POpcoRN Kiryn: You sicken me. *storms out* Metal Rabbit: ._. *reads playboy* \\\\ (Forest) Bianchi: There aren't any squirels!!! Fireman: *burp* Of course not. Lyle: o_o Bianchi: Where are they? Fireman: Ate 'em. *pulls out another one and eats it* Lyle: *vommits* Bianchi: How are we supposed to survive without squirels? Fireman: Well if I remember what else I ate, I'll be sure to tell you. Lyle: And how much will that cost? Fireman: 500. Lyle: *pays* Alright, answer! Fireman: I'll tell you for free. Lyle: What? Then why'd you ask for 500 gold? Fireman: Because you wanted to know how much it would cost. The info on the info cost 500 gold. *leaves* Bianchi: You can be so stupid sometimes Lyle! :P *looks for more squirels* Lyle: ._. \\\\ (Superstore) Raven: Let's look in the TV section... Zephrion: No duh dimshit. *they look around for the model* Zephrion: I can't find it... Hey dude... Clerk: Can I help you? Zephrion: You have this TV in stock? Clerk: *looks around* I'm required to say no, but I can get you that model for cheap. Meet me in the ally later with 3000 gold. Zephrion: Awesome. (Other part of store) CGV: Why do you want this book? Fox: Cuz I do. Now help me look for it. CGV: *leaves* Hika: I'm gonna return this CD. Yo clerk dude! Clerk: Yes? Hika: I wanted to return this MJ CD... Clerk: Is that the new one? We're not allowed to take it back. Hika: Why the fuck not? Clerk: Read the sticker on the back. Hika: It says "All profits go to the Michael Jackson's defense fund" Dammit... Clerk: Sorry. Fox: Hey! I found it! Hika: You found what you were looking for? Fox: Yep, and its brand new! Clerk: I'll ring that up for you in a few minutes miss, I gotta be somewhere. *leaves* \\\\ (Ally) Zephrion: He said he'd be here... Raven: Just wait. *clerk comes out wearing a hoodie and nose glasses with the little moustache* Clerk: Got the cash? Zephrion: Got the goods? *clerk pulls out TV set* Clerk: You gotta do something for me first... Zephrion: We need this TV, so anything... Clerk: I want you to (inside store) CGV: ...where does this door go to? *opens it and goes into ally* CGV: O_o *Zeph and Raven have their pants pulled down while the Clerk takes pics with a camera phone* Zephrion: What are you doing here? CGV: ...that's kinky. *leaves* Raven: ... Zephrion: Here's your gold you pervert. *throws* Clerk: Right. Later. \\\\ (Store) Fox: Let's go home... Hika: Whatever... *throws CD into trash* CGV: Wait for me... *they all leave* Boy: *picks up CD* Mommy! Can I keep it? Mom: I told you to stop picking up trash... Boy: Please? Mom: ...Micheal Jackson? Well alright. Zephrion: *pulls up pants* We gotta rough this thing up, so it'll look like out current one. Raven: Okay... *he criticals it* Zephrion: O_O Raven: Oops... maybe it wasn't the best day to bring my Killingedge... Zephrion: You think?! We're fucking dead now! Raven: Calm down, what's the worse that can happen? (The worse that can happen) CGV: WHO FUCKING BROKE THE TV!?!? *draws cleaver-type weapon* (Reality) Zephrion: o_o \\\\ (Forest) Bianchi: So... hungry... Lyle: We've only been here for an hour. Bianchi: It feels like a week... Lyle: ...*gets idea* It.. has been a week. Bianchi: Really? Lyle: Um, yeah. We so did it. Bianchi: Let's celebrate!!! Fox: Hi guys! Hika: ... Bianchi: Hello Fox! Hika: Aren't you forgetting someone? Bianchi: Where's nightmare? Lyle: He said he wanted a vacation. He was tired of your incompetence. Hika: He has a valid point. That's why I left. Lyle: I always thought it was cuz she couldn't remember your name. \\\\ (Base) Metal Rabbit: Hey Fireman! Fireman: *remembers* That's it! Metal Rabbit: What's it? Fireman: The other thing I ate to survive was rabbits! Metal Rabbit: ._. kay... Fireman: *stares intently at MR* Metal Rabbit: ._. Yeah, I'm gonna go outside for a bit to clear my head... ... *he runs out the door with Fireman chasing him* Kiryn: I hope he eats him... *pulls blanket off TV* Kiryn: Holy crap! *CGV comes in* CGV: I'm beat... now to watch TV... Kiryn: o_o CGV: ... Kiryn? Why are you standing in front of the TV? Kiryn: *she starts to cry a little bit* \\\\ (Forest outskirts) Zephrion: Well we're sunk... Raven: I just wish the answer would fall out of the sky, ya know? *the TV falls from the sky* Zephrion: .-. Raven: ._. Zephrion: C'mon! Let's take it before its too late! *they grab it and run* Hawk: Take that bitch! *smacks other Hawk with a baseball bat* Hawk leader: Where's the TV? *gets hit on head with bat* \\\\ (Forest) Fox: Well I'm gonna go read this book... *leaves* *MR and Fireman come running out of the house* Hika: Nothing weird bout that. Lyle: So that's it... Hika: What's it? Lyle: He ate squirels and... rabbits. Bianchi: Get him! C'mon you two! Hika: I don't work for you anymore! Bianchi: I said c'mon!!! >_< Hika: ...whatever. *they leave and Zeph and Raven come scurrying in with a TV set* \\\\ (Base) CGV: *yells at a sobbing Kiryn* Fox: ... *leaves* Zephrion: We got it... Raven: Too late... CGV: Huh? Zephrion: Yeah, Kiryn didn't break the TV. We were out trying to find a new one all day. CGV: ... Raven: It was all MR's fault. No joke. CGV: I'm sorry Kiryn. *leaves* Kiryn: *still sobbing* Zephrion: There there... *pats* \\\\ (Forest) Bianchi: Where is he? CGV: What are you all doing? Bianchi: We're going to eat MR. CGV: Kay, but I wanna be the one who kills him. Fireman: Whatever... Metal Rabbit: *hiding in bush* (It's perfect! They'll never find me...) *puts on nose glasses with moustache* Metal Rabbit: Hi people! CGV: Oh, hey. What's your name? Metal Rabbit: Not Metal Rabbit. CGV: Cool. *MR trips and his awesome disguise comes off* Metal Rabbit: Dammit Sakurai! Sakurai: *laughs* \\\\ (Later in the base) *everyone's taking turns turning the MR on a spicket over a fire* Metal Rabbit: :D (Fox's room) Fox: Now let's start reading... *she starts reading "My Life as a Porn Star"* \\\\ The end. Lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 The second part: This is a special episode that does not focus on funny, but instead on background. Only the original cast members (barring Hika and Fireman) appear in it. I'm sorry but I couldn't think of a legit way to include you without making it seem forced. I'll make it up to ya another time. \\\\ (Base) *Kiryn's sleeping all snug in her bed* Kiryn: -_- *dreams* \\\\ (Dream) *two people standing on the open plains* Dude: ...will you marry me? Girl: Oh yes!!! *they embrace* *then everything turns grey and the two people fade* *darkness, and the sound of wings beating* Girl: *sobs* I've... never felt so stupid! *her sobs are drowned out with the sound of soothing galdrar* \\\\ (Reality) Kiryn: -_- ZZzzz Metal Rabbit: :D *rises slowly from under the bed* *he goes over to her computer, turns the speakers up to MAX volume and highlights a Fall Out Boy song* Metal Rabbit: :D *the alarm goes off* Metal Rabbit: Ack! *he loses balance and crashed through the monitor, getting stuck* Kiryn: *yawn* *puts on snooze* *she puts on a robe* Kiryn: Good morning MR... Metal Rabbit: G'morn! *she leaves* Metal Rabbit: Must... break... free! *he struggles and hits the play button on accident* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *"Sugar We're Going Down" starts playing on full blast* Metal Rabbit: I hate this song! But I kinda like it too... LIE IN THE GRASS, NEXT TO THE MAUSOLEUM \\\\ (Kitchen) *CGV's cooking eggs and spam* Zephrion: Spam? Are you kidding me? CGV: Nope. Vincent wanted us to get rid of all the spam inside the forest. Zephrion: :P Fox: Good morning sunshine! Kiryn: Good morning Fox. Fox: I had a weird dream last night... It involved a clown who kidnapped me and then tried to sell me to the apostle. She bought me and I spent a year learning ettiquete... Kiryn: ... Fox: You okay? Zephrion: It could be that we're eating spam >_> CGV: Dude, go starve then. Kiryn: I had a weird dream too. It's one that I've had for a long time. I can't figure out what it means... you know what I'm saying? Fox: *ignores* ...so then I met this noble from Crimea and then we went back on his wyvern... CGV: Yeah Fox, noone cares. Fox: # *puts her fist in his mouth* Zephrion: ._. CGV, I didn't know you were into fisting... or incest. *Kiryn leaves* \\\\ (Outside) Kiryn: *sigh* Why can't I figure this stuff out? ???: Perhaps you can't remember it. Kiryn: ! Oh... it's you MR. ???: Nope. I'm more like an alternate personality. Call me Arc. Kiryn: Ok, now you're just being weird...er. Arc: You say you can't make sense of that recurring dream. Probably because the memories surrounding it have disappeared. Kiryn: How do you know this stuff? Arc: As a fellow victim of amnesia, I sympathise with you. I can only remember the past 5 or so years. Everytime I try and remember all I see is darkness. Kiryn: Say for a moment I buy all this. How do I regain those memories? Arc: Sometimes all it takes are key words to unlock things in your mind. Kiryn: Alright, where do I find those? Arc: You've already got two of them, you just haven't realised if yet. Think back to what Fox was saying this morning. //// (Flashback) Fox: *ignores* ...so then I met this noble from Crimea and then we went back on his wyvern... Kiryn: Crimea? Wyvern? Arc: These are the two keywords. Kiryn: Alright, but now what happens? Arc: Perhaps you've unlocked new memories? You'd have to fall asleep and dream them. (Fades back to reality) Kiryn: I don't feel tired though... *a crash and a stack of Spam hits her and knocks her unconcious* Zephrion: That's what I think of your stupid spam! CGV: Well then YOU explain it to Vincent! *the yelling is drowned out by labored breathing, and everything gets dark* \\\\ (Dream?) Kiryn: I... I can't die here! *she's running through the forest* Voice: Where did it run? Voice: I hear something that way! *they go in her opposite direction* Kiryn: Oh thank goddess... *flapping of wings* Kiryn: Huh! More of them? *she tries to hide* Man: Hey girl! Yes you. *he gets off of his wyvern* Man: You're safe now. My peg knights are driving the hunters out of the forest as we speak. Kiryn: ... Man: We are the Crimean flying troupe. We were coming back from Begnion from a peace mission and we saw your situation from overhead. Kiryn: *she's hesitant* Man: ...My name is Sir Thomas. Would you give me your name? Kiryn: I'm... Kiryn. Thomas: What a lovely name... *the other peg knights come back* Knight: Sir! The rougues have been excorcized from the forest. Thomas: Good. *he hops on his wyvern* Kiryn: Wait! Thomas: Yes? Kiryn: Take me to your... Crimea. Please. Thomas: Hop on. *she mounts his Wyvern and the troupe leaves the forest* Kiryn: This is flying? Thomas: Do you want me to take it slower? Kiryn: N-no. This is... incredible... //// (Outside) Kiryn: I remember something... *she goes inside, ignoring the brick-like stacks of spam that KOed her just moments ago* CGV: You know, you've never like my cooking! Zephrion: Nothing's wrong with your cooking! It's the stuff you cook! *she ignores and goes into her room* Kiryn: Arc? *MR is still stuck in her monitor* Metal Rabbit: What now? Kiryn: Can I talk to Arc? Metal Rabbit: There is no Arc, only MR. Lolz. Kiryn: Oh... Metal Rabbit: He told me though that you're having memory problems. Kiryn: I remembered something new just now. It explained the two key words I got earlier. Metal Rabbit: Hmm... can you hand me my bow? I got something in my teeth I wanna get out. Kiryn: It's not here. Metal Rabbit: Dammit. Well find another girl that can help me, would ya? Kiryn: (Two more words!) Metal Rabbit: This is boring! :o Kiryn: (I just gotta fall asleep...) *she spies a bottle of sleeping pills* Kiryn: ... *she takes one* Metal Rabbit: Kiryn? *his voice of strange concern is drowned out by war cries* \\\\ (Dream?) Kiryn: ... Thomas: I have to train the knights today. Care to watch? Kiryn: Alright I guess... *he leaves and a girl came in* Girl: Oh, I didn't think anyone was in here... Kiryn: Do you need a moment alone? Girl: No... its... My name's Roxy. Kiryn: That's such a cool name... :o Roxy: It is? ^_^ Well what's your name? Kiryn: It's Kiryn: Roxy: It's so pretty! Kiryn: Thank you! *notices her locket* So what's the story with that? Roxy: It has the pic of someone I love. Kiryn: Like family? Roxy: Well... not yet. *giggle* But I couldn't fly without it. *they talk for a little while* Roxy: Damn, I have to get to training... *she leaves* Kiryn: ! *she picks up a locket that Roxy dropped and runs to catch up with her* Kiryn: Where? *Roxy's gone already* Kiryn: I gotta find her... *sees pegasus* (In the skies) *Kiryn's riding a pegasus really fast through the clouds trying to find her friend* Thomas: We're going to practice dodging ballistae today. If you get hit, you're dead. ...literally. These are real ballistae and they are real bolts fired by real marksman. Roxy: (Oh no! My locket...) Thomas: Begin! *ballistae fire from below, aiming at Kiryn* *she dodges over a dozen shots without breaking a sweat* Thomas: No fucking way... Roxy: Kiryn! *the other knights sound impressed* Marksman: Yo! We're out of ammo. Thomas: Everyone back to base... Kiryn: Roxy! You forgot this! Roxy: Thanks. That was awesome!!! Where'd you learn to fly like that? Thomas: I'd like to know as well. Were you a former begnion knight? Other knight: She looks way too young to be an experienced knight... (on the ground) Kiryn: Sir Thomas, I'd like to join the flying troupe. Thomas: ...very well. I'll make the arrangements. \\\\ (skips forward to about a month later) Thomas: Attention all knights! We're going to have a deathmatch. The winner will accompany me to a dinner with the queen. *leaves* *all the girls are chatting* Kiryn: I wanna go... Roxy: Good luck with that. All these girls here have the hots for the captain and you know how hard fangirls will fight. Even if the fight's impossible. Kiryn: That's true ._. Roxy: What you need is some sort of an edge... I mean you're a great fighter for a new recruit but you need something to help you... Kiryn: I don't really believe in good luck charms. Roxy: Think! What common trait do all these girls have? Kiryn: Herpes? Roxy: Well yes. But I'm talking about bows! They all fly and a bow will take them down like that! Kiryn: Isn't it kinda weird for a flyer to use a bow? Roxy: You wanna win, don't ya? Kiryn: Yeah... Hey are you entering? Roxy: No, I already have a boyfriend... ^_- Kiryn: Aww, I didn't know that! (Next day) Thomas: The deathmatch begins... now! *the knights fly up high and start beating the shit out of eachother so they can get a date with the handsome captain* Kiryn: I probably should have practiced before I started... *dodges javelin* Knight: Hey slut! Kiryn: huh? Knight: Lol, you looked! Kiryn: It's now or never! *she fires a bow and KOes that bitch knight* Kiryn: I did it! *she goes around dodging and shooting for a while, and peg knights dropped from the sky like mobile homes after a storm* Thomas: Impressive! Looks like you've won... Kiryn: ^_^ \\\\ (Reality) Metal Rabbit: Fine! Ignore me! Kiryn: Ugh... Metal Rabbit: I'll sue your for neglect! I'll go all Pheonix Wright on your ass! Kiryn: I remembered... alot more. But it still doesn't explain my dream at all! Metal Rabbit: Yes, let's ignore my problems for your pasty branded whiny-ness. Kiryn: ! You know about that? Metal Rabbit: Duh... all laguz can sense branded. Fox is one. Bianchi's one. I'm cool with it because you're all hawt. Kiryn: I still don't know what the first part means... two people confessing their love on the open plains... I mean if that was me, then why am I not still there? Metal Rabbit: It could be that you're not the girl getting married. Kiryn: Well I need to keep going! I have another key word. *she takes another pill* Metal Rabbit: Hey! At least get one of the others to pull me outta here! Kiryn? *voice fades* \\\\ (Dream?) Kiryn: Um... Captain Thomas? Thomas: It's late Kiryn. Go to your barracks. Kiryn: No sir... Thomas: Excuse me? Kiryn: Sir... I love you. Thomas: *speechless* Kiryn: I wanted to know how you felt about me. Thomas: ...Kiryn, this love can't be. Even if i did feel that way about you, the nobles here wouldn't let us get married... I mean look at you. You're a branded. Kiryn: ... Thomas: Besides, my heart belongs to another. I'm sorry. Kiryn: *she runs out in tears* (Next day) Roxy: I'm so sorry Kiryn... Kiryn: *sniff* Roxy: I hate to leave you right now, but I need to meet my boyfriend. You stay here and cool down. *she leaves* Kiryn: Oh, what the hell? *she picks up Roxy's Locket and trails after her* (Plains) Dude: ...will you marry me? Girl: Oh yes!!! *they embrace* *Kiryn comes in and sees Thomas and Roxy kissing passionately* Kiryn: :o *she drops the locket, and it opens to reveal a pic of Thomas* Kiryn: ... *she runs away* Roxy: Wait! Kiryn! *she jumps on a pegasus and flies away* \\\\ (Dream???) Kiryn: *sobs* I've... never felt so stupid! (This part gets hazy, and short memory bursts come to light) -The Serenes Forest at night -A man shooting another man -A shining blast of light -Falling... -Then a soothing Heron song sweeps her trouble away Metal Rabbit: Kiryn!!! Wake up! Kiryn: What are you doing in my dream? Metal Rabbit: Dammit!!! Fox! CGV! Anyone! Kiryn: What's going on?! \\\\ (Reality) Metal Rabbit: Wake up!!! *he's pushing on her chest* Zephrion: She's losing pulse... Metal Rabbit: Dont die on us!!! Kiryn: Uh... *she starts to come to* Zephrion: Oh thank goddess... Kiryn: What's wrong! Metal Rabbit: DON'T scare us like that!!! :( Zephrion: You overdosed on sleeping pills... you almost died... Kiryn: I'm sorry... But now I remember everything. It makes sense... Zephrion: You need rest. Don't pull that crap again. \\\\ (Later) Kiryn: Hey MR? Metal Rabbit: I fixed your monitor. *he taped it up and used staples* Kiryn: What do you remember about your life before you came to the forest? Metal Rabbit: ...Don't remember. I figure I'll remember when I'm supposed to. Kiryn: Where's Arc? Metal Rabbit: What difference will it make? Arc knows everything I know. He doesn't remember any more than I do. Kiryn: Thanks for talking to me earlier outside. Metal Rabbit: Are you high? I've been stuck in the monitor all morning till Zeph pulled me out. I never went out. It's probably all in your head. Kiryn: ... *she takes a nap, and for the first time in a long time, she dreams good dreams* \\\\ The end. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Tiger: I gotta take a crap.Other Tiger: Make sure you wipe yourself... Tiger: I will... *grabs book and rips pages out of it* I loled so hard. Another great series of episodes Arc. *High fives Arc, Arc slaps Lyle.* Ow. Well you're still cool in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I lol'd hard, but someone's been haxing with my memories. I haven't finished my history yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 I lol'd hard, but someone's been haxing with my memories. I haven't finished my history yet. actually, where this picks up it's been quite a few years since your story began. it was so you had wiggle room for more of your story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 But I don't have that many years. My character's still a teenager chronologically. Here... -posts history moar in a minute- Don't worry about it, it's a sitcom. We can have people messing with memories. Heck, it could be the next major plotline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 But I don't have that many years. My character's still a teenager chronologically. Here...-posts history moar in a minute- Don't worry about it, it's a sitcom. We can have people messing with memories. Heck, it could be the next major plotline... But I'm a canon-loving bitch. And you're still a teen because you're a branded, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 No, she's chronologically teenaged too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 I figured that, but I was too lazy to edit my post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 -writes own canon- I'm stubborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'd say lol, but I'm not supposed to post short messages, so, uhhh.....Awesome job MR! I mean Arc. Almost called you MR for a second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 very nice. Funny first episode. Go season 4! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 This ish good ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Fox: Now let's start reading...*she starts reading "My Life as a Porn Star"* What the..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Yeah, I was gonna go somewhere with that and I couldnt think of anything else at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Also Arc, props on making my character like my character. I really don't like incompetence. :\ Also I better be back from vacation in later episodes! Do you think I should do one of these history thingies so that you sitcom writers can get my character better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 i would reccommend it... but now i have to go to spelling camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I think it's time I wrote an episode This is filler I guess... At the marketplace in town Coolguyvaters: Ok everyone, buy what you need and let's go. We've got a mission ahead of us Zephrion: What mission is that? Fourth Fox of Fire: What other mission would it be? CGV needs to take over ANOTHER throne, remember? (to CGV) How many thrones do you need to take over anyway? Coolguyvaters: As many as I can, hahaha *everyone looks at him very weird-like* Coolguyvaters: Oh, just buy your shit and meet me back at the base... geez... Hikarusa: (to himself) Let's see... I need to get a Steel Axe, a Silver axe, some vulnerary and a forged throwing axe. *sees "Axe Shop"* Oh, here we are. *walks in* Clerk: Hello there, what can I do for you today? Hikarusa: I need a Steel Axe, a Silver Axe and forged throwing axe that does lots of damage Clerk: Would you like to raise its accuracy? Hikarusa: Naw, I don't have that much gold, and besides I'll make sure I strike the enemy Clerk: Ok, then *gets Silver and Steel Axe and calculates the totals* these two will 1600 gold and let me get you that forged Axe *goes to back of the store* Hikarusa: hehe, sucker *takes Axes and leaves* Meanwhile... Coolguyvaters:(to himself) I need a Steel Sword, a Killing Edge, a Storm Sword and a Silver Sword Metal Rabbit: Hey, CGV! I wanna come with you, too! *trips while running* Damn it, Sakurai! Coolguyvaters: but you don't use swords. Wait... what weapons DO you use besides stupidity? Metal Rabbit: Any weapon I can get my hands on :D Coolguyvaters: Riiiight. Wait, do you even have money to buy all those things? Metal Rabbit: Sure! *shows a shitload of money* Coolguyvaters: WOAH! how did you get all that money? Metal Rabbit: well... (Flashback) Raven: Ok, Metal Rabbit, you know what to do? Metal Rabbit: Yes, just get a picture of Fourth Fox while she's changing. How hard could it be? Zephrion: You're the man MR! And it's 50 gold a picture Coolguyvaters: What are you guys doing? Metal Rabbit: Oh, I'm just gonna take pictures of Four- *gets cut off by Raven* Raven: pictures of fourth fox's eggs in a nest. No, wait! I mean, four fox's... lying in nests with eggs... Coolguyvaters: ......uh huh..... just make sure you don't get too close to those foxes, ok? *leaves* Zephrion: Whew! Ok, MR, go get those pictures! Metal Rabbit: Ok! *leaves* Raven: this is gonna be sweet! Zephrion: Oh man, I can't wait! Metal Rabbit: I got 'em, I got 'em! *running... trips* Damn it, Sakurai! Raven: Lemme see! *looks* woah! geez you got a TON of pictures! Zephrion: Wow you sure did *looks through them* Very nice ones, too. How'd you do it? *pays* Raven: yeah how did you do it? *pays* Metal Rabbit: Easy! At first I just took a few annonymous ones, then I asked her to pose! Raven and Zephrion: WHAT?! *looks through the end of the pictures and sees she is looking at the camera angrily* Metal Rabbit: Then she said she'd pay me if I distracted you two, while she knocks you unconscious! Raven and Zephrion: Huh what the- *WHACK!* *falls to floor unconscious* Fourth Fox: Wow, that physic staves sure does the trick. Here you go, MR *pays 25,000 gold* Metal Rabbit: Woohoo! Money! (End of flashback) Metal Rabbit: I did a few chores for people! *smiles big* Coolguyvaters: .....uh huh.... well, you can come along, I guess Metal Rabbit: Whoopie! Fourth Fox: Hey, CGV, how goes the shopping? Coolguyvaters: Pretty good. Hey, why are Zephrion and Raven with you? *to Raven* Don't you need Swords? *to Zephrion* and I thought you were all set? Zephrion: We're just, uh, hanging with the Queen, you know? In case she needs protection Coolguyvaters: But were in a marketplace in town, not a battlefield Raven: Well, uh, you never know... (Zephrion and Raven's flashback) *Zephrion and Raven waking up in some strange place with only their underwear on* Zephrion: ugh... wha? where are we? Raven, wake up! Raven: *dreaming* Of course I like ponies mommy... *snore...* Zephrion: Dammit, wake up! *nudges hard* Raven: *wakes up* wha? what the hell is going on? Zephrion: I dunno Fourth Fox: You boys finally woke up Raven: Fourth Fox? uh, hey, what's uh... what's goin on? Fourth Fox: so you boys like to see me in my underwear, do you? Zephrion: Well actually yeah we do, especially- *WHACK* ow! that hurt! Fourth Fox: it was a rhetorical question! Anyway... since you've seen me in my underwear, everyone will see you in these nice undies I made *Raven and Zephrion look down and realize they're wearing pink underwear with flowers on it* Zephrion and Raven: AHHH!!! Raven: Wait? Did YOU put these on us? ....nice.... Fourth Fox: No, MR did, and it only costed me 100 gold each Zephrion: Aw, SICK! Fourth Fox: Don't worry, he was gentle. Anyway, if you two don't want the embarassment of your life you'll do exactly as I say Raven: What do you want? I mean, you know besides your.... sexual needs... hehehe Fourth Fox: *WHACK* I need you two to buy me anything and everything I want when we go into town tomorrow. I need a lot of things and I'm all out of money Zephrion: Yeah because you spent it all on MR! Fourth Fox: I know, but I get to embarass you guys AND get anythying I want at the store. So? Do we have a deal? (End of flashback) Fourth Fox: cmon you two, let's go Raven: Well we're gonna follow Fourth Fox around. bye! *leaves* Coolguyvaters: I'll never get those two... anyway, cmon MR, I've got all my things except for the Silver Sword *sees MR playing with a Silver Sword* MR!!! Metal Rabbit: *swinging it around like... well, like MR would do* WEEEEE! WOOOOOHOOOOO! Coolguyvaters: Put that back! You'll hurt someone! Most likely yourself! Plus, the Silver Sword weighs a lot and you don't have the strength to even out it's weight! Metal Rabbit: huh? *accidentally slices off woman's hair behind him* Woman: *feels hair, then looks at MR with the Sword* Why you little! Metal Rabbit: Hey, I'm not little! Coolguyvaters: MR, let's go! *runs* Hikarusa: *while running* CGV?! What did you do? *looks at MR with a Silver Sword* oh, nevermind Coolguyvaters: What did you do? *sees Axes* Wait, I didn't think you had any money. *hears clerk screaming behind him* Clerk: Get back here with my Axes! Coolguyvaters: You didn't! Hikarusa: I did... but hey, if you want to go back and talk to him, go right ahead! Clerk: I'll get you! *throws forged Axe he made for Hikarusa, but it misses by a longshot* damn it! Coolguyvaters: wow, that didn't even come close Hikarusa: Well yeah, I didn't raise the accuracy on it so I know it wouldn't hit. And since your here with MR being dragged behind you, it went for him because he's the closest and since MR is holding a Sword, the accuracy went down even more Coolguyvaters: You planned that all out? Hikarusa: I knew MR would want to go with you and since you were getting swords I figured something like this would happen Coolguyvaters: Wow, well, good strategy, I guess *Fourth Fox, Zephrion, Raven, Kiryn, Lyle and Hikari join them in the running* Coolguyvaters: What happened with you guys?! Fourth Fox: uhhh.... let's get back to the base and we'll explain it there (TO BE CONTINUED) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Raven: *dreaming* Of course I like ponies mommy... snore... Best part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 They should just say, simply, "Shit happens". Although, that WAS funny. And yayz! I'm smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Wait... couldn't Kiryn just fly on her Pegasus and me on my dragon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm gonna mention that you guys tied up your dragon and pegasus at the base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Poses. lol That was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Arc Chaos Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Good stuff Arc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 ...It's been a while. Is anyone writing a new episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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