Serenes Forest: The Sitcom!

[Masu]

lulz

[Nightmare]

I did want to add you in more, but as I was writing I realized it was getting really long. Hence the rushed ending.

Tis alright, my friend. That comment was just for lulz anyway.

[Fireman]

Guess I should finally add this episode.

Fourth Fox: CGV, Raven, Nightmare, Hikari, Lyle, we're going to go shopping.

Hikari: Where to?

Fourth Fox: Shops? I dunno.

Raven: As long as there will be dressing rooms.

Fourth Fox: o_O

Raven: I mean....Cuz I wanna try out some new clothes...yeah...that's it...*wipes sweat*

Nightmare: Count me out. I sense that complications will derive from this seemingly harmless trip.

*Nightmare disappears into the shadows*

Fourth Fox: Okay...Nighmare just pulled a Fireman on us...MR! You're in charge!

*explosions are heard in MR's in room*

Fourth Fox: On further thought....Kiryn, Hika, and Zeph! You're in charge of MR!

*MR walks out of his room with dynamites in his ear*

Hikarusa: Sure.

Zephrion: I'll start writing my will...

Kiryn: If this is punishment for that "tv incidident", I didn't do it!

Coolguyvaters: Let's leave already before MR finds my porno dvds.

Lyle: Oh, CGV. I already returned it to BlockBanger for you.

Coolguyvaters: Cool. Thanks.

Hikari: Let's go!

*Fox, CGV, Raven, Lyle, and Hikari leave*

Metal Rabbit: You guys wanna watch some cable?

Hikarusa: We don't have cable anymore thanks to that little Kiryn incident.

Kiryn: It wasn't me goddammit!

-in the shopping center-

Fourth Fox: Hikari and I will go to the womens' department.

Raven: And so will I!

Fourth Fox: No you won't! Might I remind you of last time...

Raven: Hey! That was a moment of weakness!

Hikari: Whatever. Let's go, Foxy.

Coolguyvaters: I'll go to Gamepot to get some addicting games. I'm getting bored these days.

Lyle: I'm going to BlockBanger to rent some more G-rated porn.

Raven: I guess I'll just stay here. All by myself. With no one accompanying me.

Coolguyvaters: Okay, see ya Raven!

Lyle: Bye bye Raven!

*CGV and Lyle run off*

Raven: ....

Meanwhile, Fireman is following Fox and Hikari.

*flashback*

Raven: I want you to get photos of Fox changing in the dressing rooms tomorrow.

Fireman: 15,000.

Raven: Fine...

*flashback over*

*Fox walks into the girl's dressing room*

*Fireman Lethalitizes the attendant and follows Fox inside*

-meanwhile-

Coolguyvaters: Hmm...Should I get Count That Sand or Bang that Hooker?

gamepot employee: Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: You're right. I should get both!

gamepot employee: Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: But you're right. I should save money to buy Playing With His Wii that will be out next month.

gamepot employee: Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: Thanks. There is some great service here!

gamepot employee: Whatever.

*CGV sees Kiryn walking by, holding a broken TV*

Coolguyvaters: Hey, Kiryn! What did I tell you about breaking my tv again!

Kiryn: It exploded while we were watching cable using MR's magic potato! I swear it's the truth!

Coolguyvaters: You're a dirty lying whore!

Kiryn: *drops the tv* *breaks into sobs*

gamepot employee: *watching* Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: You're right. I shouldn't be so hard on her.

gamepot employee: Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: You know. You're very insightful.

gamepot employee: Whatever.

Coolguyvaters: Kiryn, I'm sorry for being so cruel. Let me tell you something. I was the one who stoled your bukket.

Kiryn: *stops sobbing* WHAT?! *draws sword*

Coolguyvaters: Oh shit...

*Kiryn chases CGV with a sword around the shopping center*

-meanwhile-

*Fireman walks over to Raven*

Raven: Did you get the photos?

Fireman: Sure did.

*Fireman shows him the photos of Fox's fist before it hits the camera*

Fireman: You owe me a new camera. *disappears into the shadows*

Raven: Crap. I hate it when he does that.

*in the distance, Raven sees Fox walking towards him, creating a path of destuction as she goes*

Raven: Oh shit....

-walking back to the base-

*CGV has a sword in his chest*

*Raven is perfectly intact, but is scared as hell*

Kiryn: Can't believe he stoled my bukket. Of all the nerve!

Coolguyvaters: ....

Fourth Fox: And remember, Raven. If I catch you ever again, I'll break you.

Raven: I know...

*the group stops to see their base burnt down*

Fourth Fox: What the hell happened to our base?!

*Hika and Zeph are burnt all over*

*Hika, Zeph, and MR are being arrested*

cop: Hikarusa and Zephrion, you are both under arrest under suspicions of consipring with MR!

Hikarusa: I'm innocent! I swear!

Zephrion: What are you doing?! I didn't do anything! You'll never take me alive! *Zephrion tries to run, but realizes his legs are on fire*

cop: Come on, MR. We're going downtown.

Metal Rabbit: To Chuck E Cheese?

cop: Sure...

Metal Rabbit: I like Chuck E Cheese.

*MR happily hops into the back of the police car*

*the police cars drive away*

*the group stares at the burning base*

*Vincent arrives and sees the fire*

Vincent: ....Alright. Who did it this time?

Coolguyvaters: It was MR!....and maybe Zeph and Hika.

Vincent: Then why are they the only ones not here?

Coolguyvaters: Because they-

Vincent: Enough of your lies! I hereby order you guys to work in my whore house for one whole week!

Coolguyvaters: You mean at Vincent's Vaginas?

Vincent: Yup.

Lyle: Ah man! Not again!

Raven: I go there all the time!

Fourth Fox: Damn. Sometimes I'm too foxy for my own good.

Kiryn: I don't like vaginas!

Hikari: What's a vagina?

Vincent: Faster whores! Faster!

*Nightmare steps out of the shadows and watches them march away under Vincent's command*

Nightmare: Fools. Should've listened to me...

*a prison explodes in the distance*

-at CGV's house-

*CGV is telling this to Archy*

Coolguyvaters: And everyone lived happily ever after....

Who am I kidding? Our lives pretty much sucked after that.

Archy: Holy shit dad! What kind of bedtime story was that?!

Coolguyvaters: The best bedtime stories are the ones that actually happened.

Archy: Got any more interesting stories?

Coolguyvaters: How about the time Bianchi brainwashed me?

Archy: Sounds cool! Let's hear it!

Coolguyvaters: It all started with the nightmares about the cloaked, tatooed men...

[Liz]

lol! that was great! i especially loved the ending.... makes me wonder.....

[Mufasa]

Archy: Got any more interesting stories?

Coolguyvaters: How about the time Bianchi brainwashed me?

Archy: Sounds cool! Let's hear it!

Coolguyvaters: It all started with the nightmares about the cloaked, tatooed men...

Lol. Thanks Fireman.

[Fireman]

Lol. Thanks Fireman.

Your quite welcome.

[CGV]

hahaha. great episode fireman. i'll make a filler soon enough

[Nightmare]

Awesome. I can disappear into shadows now!

[uguu]

I decided to write a filler. I am going to write it in the Fast Reply box and I am not gonna go back and change any part of it once I write it. I shall make it up as I go along (alright fine, I do that last one in all of the ones I've written).

Fireman: So... how do you want for this to happen?

Valtome: You worded that strangely

Fireman: Just rape me in my butt and give me 100 infinity gold already.

vaaltome: No Valtome! Don't, I still love you!

Valtome: vaaltome! Fireman, I don't need your services anymore. Get your money and leave.

Fireman: Thank the first Fireamp.

Fjirgen: Fireamp? Don't you mean Fjirgen the first? Fireamp's a myth!

Fireamp the 99th: Incorrect.

Fjirgen: Oh no! my most woerst enemy ever!

/fireman's nightmare

Fireman: Shit. That was scary. I think I'm gonna go Lethalitize a freaking village now.

At the base:

God: And that, is how I became god!

Vincent: I shall use my trandform Galrdar!

ChangedbyVASM: really now? trandform? Galdrar is not Galdrar is not Galdrar is not Gal-

Zephrion: Alriht, the constant stupid changes being made by spelling errors are starting to get on my nevers.

Hikarusa: Don't you mean nerves?

Zephrion: Yeah, ugh this is so annoying though...

Captain Q the fifty first: I am here to banish you all!

Hikarusa: Who hte hell are you?

I am the man who lives inside Hara- I mean Haar. I mean Haar's eyepatch.

Hikarusa says: Who said that?

Captian Q the firfty first: Duh. Me.

Hikarusa: Damn. I'm sick of this constant cahanging of the story due to spelling errors that force changes to be made or it won't make. sense. Let's just play Tales of Symphonia all day instead.

Zephrion: I'm good with that.

That was annoying so I decided to stop this shortly in. Tales of Symphonia pwns btw.

[Fireman]

Wow. That was really random.

[uguu]

Eh, it was gonna be ten times more awesome but I kept making spelling errors and crap and I promised not to go back and change them, although if I did no one would ever ever know...

[Mufasa]

Tales of Symphonia pwns btw.

I didn't get anything but that. But for that: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

[Masu]

judging by my amazing topic history i think i would be a pervert in the sitcom.....XD oh and deathreapr says he wants to be the drunkard for some odd reason.

[Fireman]

Considering this is the forest, consider those two requests fulfilled....

[Fireman]

Hmmm...double post...whatever....

Earlier in the last episode...

*Fox, CGV, Raven, Lyle, and Hikari leave*

Metal Rabbit: You guys wanna watch some cable?

Hikarusa: We don't have cable anymore thanks to that little Kiryn incident.

Kiryn: It wasn't me goddammit!

*flashback*

Metal Rabbit: Hey Kiryn, I've invented a device that gives the tv 500 more channels.

Kiryn: Alright. Let's try it!

Metal Rabbit: First, I gotta put down my bazooka.

*MR accidentally fires a missile into the Comcast building across the street*

*the Comcast building explodes into 14,908,734 pieces*

Metal Rabbit: Maybe we shouldn't have gotten Comcast Digital Cable...I'll go check if they're alright. Kiryn, hold my bazooka so I don't accidentally fire it again. *leaves*

Kiryn: Okay. *takes bazooka*

*the rest of the gang walks in*

Coolguyvaters: What happened to the cable?

Fourth Fox: I was looking out my window and I saw Raven peeping throght it. Then I looked out my other window and say Masu peeping through it. Then I looked out my third window and saw a missile hit the Comcast building which provides our cable.

*everyone sees Kiryn holding the bazooka*

Coolguyvaters: Kiryn, you are in so much trouble!

Kiryn: I- *breaks into sobs*

*flashback over*

Zephrion: And I just suppose MR handed you the bazooka and left just as we walked in.

Kiryn: Yes!

Metal Rabbit: I have a magic potato that picks up all cable channels!

Hikarusa: Ooh! Let's watch that soap opera thing.

Kiryn: Sure.

Zephrion: What have I got to lose?

Metal Rabbit: Magic potato, do your thing.

And now for another episode of Serenes Forest: The Soap Opera

Zephrion: Soap opera? Might as well make a sitcom.

*laughter*

Metal Rabbit: What was that?

Hikarusa: I think MR's laughing floor is in the ceiling.

Kiryn: Shhhhh...It's on!

-Serenes Forest: The Soap Opera-

Lyle:Hikari, due to recent events, I will reinstate my resignation. Even though you claim to 'wuv' me, you continue to not show it.

Hikari: But I couldn't live without you! Don't leave me!

Lyle: Hikari, I'm pregnant. And Arc is the father.

*dramatic soap opera music plays*

*Arc walks in through the wall*

Arc: It's true. I was drunk. So sue me.

*more dramatic soap opera music plays*

Hikari: How could you do this to me! *sobs* Of all the painful moments of my life, this has been the worst!

*sad soap opera music plays*

Lyle: Don't worry. I got an abortion. However, I have been diagnosed with a rare tropical disease which makes me slowly lose my memory Where am I?

*doctor breaks into the house*

doctor: I was just kidding about that.

Hikari: Oh well, there goes my brilliant plot to become rich. I still wuv u, lyle! Don't leave me!

Lyle: Prove it to me! You've done nothing but decieve me and try and benefit yourself whenever you can! *Cries*

*dramatic music*

Hikari: I'll gib u a cookie!

*gibs cookie*

Lyle: .....Well that's a start. But that doesn't prove that you'll actually wuv me like you should!

Hikari: How do you want me to prove my love for you?

Arc: He wants hawt sex with chocolate on top.

Hikari: Well, if that's what he wants.....

THE END!

*MR turns off tv*

Zephrion: That...was....awesome!

Metal Rabbit: Who was that Arc actor? He was devilishly handsome.

*tv explodes*

Hikarusa: And that's what happens when you use a potato as a satellite. Kiryn! Go fix it!

Kiryn: But-

Hikarusa: FIX IT!

*Kiryn leaves with the broken tv*

[CGV]

I shall write one now...

This one will take place on the battlefield (since FE is kinda about wars and fighting)

Coolguyvaters: Ok, everyone, listen up. The gate is on the other side of the river. We need to get rid of the enemy units, cross over to the other side, defeat the general, and I'll takeover the throne, leaving no choice for the enemy, but to retreat. Ok, any questions?

*Fourth Fox pulls CGV aside*

Fourth Fox: Uh, yeah, saying it souds easy, but there's over 100 enemy units, some ballistas, the river is 30 feet in length with the bridge up and the only way bringing it down is going to the other side and releasing the chain holding it up, and the enemy leader who's protecting the throne is a Trueblade

Coolguyvaters: Ok, Fourth Fox, when you say it like THAT, it sounds impossible, plus you'll scare the others

Fourth Fox: I just want to let everyone know what we're really up against

Coolguyvaters: *sigh* ok, I'll tell them. *turns to everyone* Ok, everyone, after reviewing the enemy troops and seeing how hard this will be... it looks like we're pretty much screwed

*everyone is freaked out now*

Raven: Are you serious?! Why are we doing this?

Zephrion: CGV, we're outnumbered! We can't do this!

Hikarusa: Aw, cmon! We can take 'em!

Kiryn: Yeah, YOU can because there's no Thunder mages. I'm screwed against Ballistas!

Coolguyvaters: Wait, how do you all know this? I just found out from Fox when I talked to her just now

Raven: I'm ALWAYS paying attention to what your sis is doing :)

Coolguyvaters: ALWAYS???

Raven: Uhhhhh... no, just when it's important

Coolguyvaters: ....good

Metal Rabbit: Don't worry you guys! I fight for my friends! And you are all my friends!

Kiryn: We're dead...

Hikarusa: *sigh* listen, I'll clear the skies, then Kiryn can join me and attack from above. I've been improving my skills with my Tomohawk

Coolguyvaters: Where'd you get that Tomohawk?

Hikaursa: uh....

*remembers*

Hikarusa: Ok, MR, help me get a Tomohawk and I'll increase your chances of riding on my dragon

Metal Rabbit: :o OK!!! I wanna ride your dragon! Tell me what to do!

Hikarusa: Just distract the clerk an I'll take the Tomohawk and we'll make a run for it

Metal Rabbit: Isn't that stealing?

Hikarusa: Not if you get away with it

Metal Rabbit: Ok! That makes sense!

Hikarusa: Ok, let's go *walks in the store* Hi sir, do you have any Tomohawks?

Clerk: sure do, I'll be right back *goes to the back of the store*

Metal Rabbit: WOAH! *gazing at axes* sooooo shiny!

Hikarusa: And we'll get the shiniest one of them all if you help me

Metal Rabbit: Wow! ok!

Clerk: *comes back with Tomohawk* I got one right here

Metal Rabbit: Now do I distract the clerk so we can t- *Hikarusa shuts his mouth*

Hikarusa: -so we can try out the axe when we get home? Of course, MR...

Clerk: *looks confused* ok boys, anything else?

Hikarusa: Yeah, MR didn't you want something?

Metal Rabbit: YEAH! To ride on your dragon!

Hikarusa: I mean here at the shop...

Metal Rabbit: Yeah! I want that! *points to the bell on the desk*

Clerk: Sorry little guy, this isn't for sale

Metal Rabbit: What!? Little!!! *gets mad and takes Tomohawk and bolts for the exit* LET'S GO, HIKA!!!

Hikarusa: What the-... *runs for exit*

Clerk: Hey! Why you little....*but they're already gone*

*stopping for air*

Hikarusa: *breathes heavily* wow MR, that was... I dunno what that was

Metal Rabbit: *poses with Tomohawk* You'll get no sympathy from me... Hey Hika, I'm Ike!

Hikarusa: .....MR, you play waaay too much Brawl.....

*reality*

Hikrusa: Why does everyone ask me where I get my weapons?

Coolguyvaters: Nevermind, let's focus on the task ahead. Hika will clear the skies, once that's done, Kiryn will join him and attack from above, meanwhile, we will all be down here killing the enemy and helping to take down anything that will interfere with the sky. Then Kiryn and Hika will go to the other side while taking me and Zephrion over there as well. When we get ove there, we'll lower the bridge, everyone will cross over, we'll gang up on the enemy and I'll seize the throne for another victory. In this plan somewhere, Fireman will magically appear out of the blue and do something to save someone. Ok, let's go! *everyone wonders about the Fireman thing, but no one disagrees*

Everyone: Charge!!!!

*while running*

Coolguyvaters: Fourth Fox! You can keep up with mounted units! Go after them and keep close to heal us!

Fourth Fox: Right! *chases enemy mounted units*

Coolguyvaters: Zeprhion, MaSu and I will go for the armored units. Their magic and my Kleever will pierce their thick armor. Kiryn, go after the myridons and soldiers and attack from afar with you Short Spear. They shouldn't be that strong. Raven, go with Kiryn and give her backup until the skies are clear. Hikarusa, you know what to do. And MR... just... don't kill yourself or any of us. Ok, everyone, let's go!

Hikaursa: I'm on it! *flies away*

Raven: Let's do this! *takes out Killing Edge*

Kiryn: For Serenes Forest! *takes out a Killer Bow in left hand and Silver Sword in right hand*

Zephrion: Bring it bitches! *gets magic ready*

MaSu: Let's do this! *takes out magic book*

Coolguyvaters: Let's annihilate them! *Heroically takes out Kleever*

Metal Rabbit: I FIGHT FOR MY FRIEEEEENDS!!!! *trips* damn it, Sakurai!

(fighting the enemies)

Coolguyvaters: *charging toward an enemy* Taaaaake.... THIS! *slices through armor, killing him* *Turns around and takes down another armored unit*

Zephrion: HA! *double attacks with tornados, killing the enemy* *to another enemy* take this! *tornados, kills* Yeah! this is easy! *sees someone running with their back turned* haha! your mine! *tornados*

Coolguyvaters: *gets hit by tornado* damn it, Zephrion!

Zephrion: ooops, sorry CGV!

MaSu: TAAAAKE.... THIS! *criticals enemy with thunder and kills* haha! this is cool! We'll take the throne in no time!

(in the air)

Hikarusa: (as he is almost done clearing the skies) HA! *throws tomohawk, knocking down the enemy off their dragon* *as enemy approaches, he attacks with a Killer Axe in the other hand* Not today! I'll kill you with the rest! *criticals and kills* *tomohawk comes back and he catches it* *sees ballista arrow coming toward him* Oh shit! *barely dodges* Whew! That was close. Ok, I got rid of all the fliers, I just need to take out the ballistas and Kiryn can join me up here to help me release the bridge *looks down at the ground* wow, looks like things seem to be going pretty well down there

(back on the ground)

Fourth Fox: (after much fighting) *takes out Steel Blade* Bring it on! *kills axe paladin* This shouldn't be too hard after all *sees three horses coming after her* hehehe... this should be fun... *double attacks one from afar with anima magic and kills* there goes one *the other two charge toward her. She dodges one while killing the other with her Steel Blade* One more to go *Takes out Physic staves and knocks the enemy off the horse, then kills him with anima magic* Ha! Piece of cake... Now for the ballistas

Raven: Hiya! *kills enemy mage. Turns around and strikes down a myrmidon* whew, this is hard work, but I think we can pull it off. *To Kiryn* How are holding up there, Kiryn? Hiya! *kills enemy mage*

Kiryn: This is easy *spots enemy archer from a distance. Puts Silver Sword away while taking out a Killer Bow, she aims the Killer Bow, fires and kills* We're almost done clearing the skies, we'll finish in no time

Raven: (to himself) When Kiryn goes to the sky, I'll go over to Fourth Fox and fight alongside her, then she'll see my true power and totally fall for me! *fights enemy* take this *strikes, then dodges counter* Is that all you got? HA! *kills with Iron Blade*

(...somewhere)

Metal Rabbit: You'll get no sympathy from MEEEE! *strikes with his weapon* HAHA! Take that! *whacks again* Hey! I'm good at this!

Fourth Fox: Too bad you're whacking a tree with a broken Heal staff...

Metal Rabbit: *looks at Heal staff... and then tree* I was just practicing!

Fourth Fox: cmon MR, we need to get back to battle. We're gonna cross the bridge soon *pulls MR on to horse and rides away*

Metal Rabbit: *while hanging on to Fourth Fox, he tries to reach for her boobs*

Fourth Fox: *slaps his hand away* try it again and I wont help you to torcher Raven and Zephrion when they try to look at me when I have less clothes on

Metal Rabbit: Ok, I wont touch your mangos! *touches ass*

Fourth Fox: *throws MR off the horse*

(with everyone gathered at the river surrounded by a field of dead corpses while MR plays with their weapons)

Coolguyvaters: Ok everyone, let's get that bridge down! *looks around, sees MR in the distance* Sis! you were supposed to bring him here when he was whacking that tree!

Fourth Fox: Let's just say he touched me in places where Raven and Zephrion would kill to touch

Raven and Zephrion: *to themselves, thinking about MR* lucky bastard...

Coolguyvaters: Fine, he seems pretty happy anyway *sees him trying on meg's heavy armor, but can't stand up with them on*

Hikarusa: Me and Kiryn are ready. Let's do this

Coolguyvaters: Ok, everyone. Let's take that throne!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Mufasa]

This one will take place on the battlefield (since FE is kinda about wars and fighting)

What?!?! Since when?!?!

Anyway. Good episode Cgv. Though I think Masu is a member of Bianchi/Haruhi/Hikari's army.

[CGV]

dude, PoR is all about the Mad King's War

and i didn't know where Masu was, so i guessed :/

[Mufasa]

and i didn't know where Masu was, so i guessed :/

Eh. Oh well he's not that important.

[uguu]

I somehow always end up in Bianchi's or the main army randomly, so I don't think it matters. Nice episode btw.

[Knife]

Well, I finally read all of it and nice series. Do I have to sign-up for it or something?

[CGV]

naw. You're in. Just tell us what class you'd be (I'm guessing thief or rogue or somewhere along those lines) and you'll be in it in no time!

[uguu]

Oh yeah, and btw, just reminding y'all that I can use magic. Here are my current weapon equip types:

Axes

Swords

Lances

Thunder magic

Dark magic (will be explained eventually)

So yeah, just saying. If you're wondering about the Swords and Lances think the GBA Fire Emblem games.

[Nightmare]

Haha, that was awesome. Will Lyle and I be in the next episode?

[Inactive Account]

For the fiftieth time...

Swords.

Bows.

NOT Lances.