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Yeah, I can do whatever the fuck I want! Nobody can tell me what to do and if they do, they can fuck off.

Hell fuckin' yeah. You wanna party with me? First, you gotta lose some weight and build some abs and shit.

But I'm alreafy thin, I was just asking, I can't party (Yet).

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But I'm alreafy thin, I was just asking, I can't party (Yet).

Oh so you're thin? Okay, see, before you can hit the clubs and party, you gotta work out and build some muscle. See, all 'em bitches be over you when you have muscles.

What is 3 + 9, you disgusting Guido?

Man, my major is altheic medicine, not that math bullshit and I prefer the terms "Greae Nigg**"!

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What country you from?

I'm a Guido-American Grease-Ball*.

*Disclaimer - you know the drill. I'm not a racist. In fact, I have an Itlian friend (oka, so he's mix with a lot of other ethic groups) so that surely doesn't make me a racist like my friend who have me as a friend because I'm black.

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Is the ask a question option still available?

Yeah, but ya fuckers keep askin' me some dumbass questions.

Look, these are the questions I'm lookin' for:

I'm here to ask any questions you may have about things that you can't get but I and my fellow bros can: chicks, invitations to awesome parties and clubs, as well as being a huge douchebag in general. Wanna know how to score that hot chick you saw at the mall that I had blow me not too long ago? Just ask me! Wanna know the perfect angle to tip your baseball hat in order to make you stand out? Ask me! Wanna know what to wear to the club in order to get laid? Ask! Wanna know how to lift weights and show off your guns to everybody? You know who to call!
which is more badass, godfathers or porches

Porches cause the club bitches like ridin' in them.

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Yeah, but ya fuckers keep askin' me some dumbass questions.

But I have yet to ask!!!

Good sire, I have not asked before, save for that question recently...

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