Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I only asked about the douchebag routine >_>. How easy do you get drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I only asked about the douchebag routine >_>. How easy do you get drunk? Ah my bad bro! Sorry for telling you my life story. How easy do I get drunk? If I'm not driving that night, I can getting pretty smashed but as long as the ho is shit faced more than I, I don't care. If I'm driving, I don't drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 How many hookers have you slept with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 How many hookers have you slept with? I don't fuck hookers because they're nasty and they might have diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And how do you know them hoes you casually fuck don't have diseases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) And how do you know them hoes you casually fuck don't have diseases? I wear protection but a hooker can get through a condom's defenses. Besides, they tell me they're tested. Edited March 12, 2009 by Uncle_Snow's_Cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janissary Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Have you been tested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I wear protection but a hooker can get through a condom's defenses. Besides, they tell me they're tested. Guys often tell their chick that they're good at giving blowjobs but we know why a guy would say it. How do you know what they say is true? >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Have you been tested? Yeah. Besides, if I did get a STD and pass it along, I wouldn't give a flyin' fuck. Guys often tell their chick that they're good at giving blowjobs but we know why a guy would say it. How do you know what they say is true? >_> Once again, I don't care as long as I'm gettin' blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So first you cared and now you don't >_>. Awesome dude. Fucking awesome. Are you going to fuck hookers now that you don't care about getting STDs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 So first you cared and now you don't >_>. Awesome dude. Fucking awesome. Are you going to fuck hookers now that you don't care about getting STDs? That's what being a douchebag is all about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Who's the biggest douchebag in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Who's the biggest douchebag in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What's the best "Yo momma" joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 What's the best "Yo momma" joke? I don't know. I fight if somebody tries to diss me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Fail. How many Texas Chilli Bowls do you think you could survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Fail.How many Texas Chilli Bowls do you think you could survive? I don't eat that shit because I don't wanna get fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I don't eat that shit because I don't wanna get fat. ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...xas+Chilli+bowl The first definition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 ...http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...xas+Chilli+bowl The first definition. That's nasty! I'm not into shit or scat play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I know. But answer the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I don't think I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Lol. I see... Present proof that a hot chick can be unbelievably stupid (this one should be easy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Lol. I see...Present proof that a hot chick can be unbelievably stupid (this one should be easy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 *lives in Texas* never heard off it *hides the Tabasco Sauce* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 How many controllers does it take to beat Ninja Gaiden NES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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