shadowofchaos Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 It wasn't exactly a praise Does it matter anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Stop trying to charm her. wha We are so much alike, you and I You're a hobby and I'm a killer. But I don't look like that when I'm eager D= And I'm I think easily impressed!! Aw man song lyrics. I'm no good at song lyrics...! But it's a joke... I guess that's good. You tend to enjoy stuff more than I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Aw man song lyrics. I'm no good at song lyrics...! But it's a joke... I guess that's good. You tend to enjoy stuff more than I can. Neither am I!! Because I listen to all the bands that nobody else does x3 Well I knew that xb You guess XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Neither am I!! Because I listen to all the bands that nobody else does x3 Well I knew that xb You guess XD I see. Hipster Freohr. Coolio I guess a lot of things. They're usually wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Hipster Freohr. =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Hi Freohr. *hugs* ... *falls asleep due to Pam Virus* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 =[ It's not a bad thing... Hi Freohr. *hugs* *pushes MKS somewhere else* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Stop trying to charm her. Papa Mumu's rules, Ein. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My DaughterRule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Also seems like Jyosua's enjoying his time playing Agarest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 *pushes rey somewhere else as well* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Hi Freohr. *hugs* Hiya~ /huggy It's not a bad thing... *pushes MKS somewhere else* =I Bullyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >=I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) *pushes MKS somewhere else* *pushes Ein back... into a wall* Curse your own ill fate for standing in my way... Ahahahaha... Edited September 18, 2012 by Golden Cucco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 *pushes Ein back... into a wall* Curse your own ill fate for standing in my way... Ahahahaha... Don't stand in his way MKS. He's turned Yandere. He's eliminating his competition... except he's in peaceful mode now. Do not anger him, or we'll face the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 But I'm always peaceful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Don't stand in his way MKS. He's turned Yandere. He's eliminating his competition... except he's in peaceful mode now. Do not anger him, or we'll face the consequences. It's Ein. There are no consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Total Posts - 2122222 =D But I'm always peaceful... Bullyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >=I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I just pushed them to a safe location. Hopefully nothing lands on them.... >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Am I a bully, Freohr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Aw crap. It is a 2-3 page essay I have to write. I'll get on it. Tomorrow. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) Am I a bully, Freohr? Idk Are you? x3 Are you a bully now? Or even now? What about now? =3 Or now? How about this time? But you can't forget this time either And definitely not this time There are so many times... I'm running out of what to say SOOOO ARE YOU A BULLY MUMU???? Edited September 18, 2012 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Did... Did you just search his *pokes* for this...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Did... Did you just search his *pokes* for this...? Actually..... yeah I am kinda bored =o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Right.... Stop hovering over us Bal. It's weird. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) Stop hovering over us Bal. It's weird. ;/ Meanie Hi Bal~! Wait I think Bal isn't here... D= Edited September 18, 2012 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 That's a possibility... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 That's a possibility... Awwww yup yup You should guess why I bring up a calculator by the second pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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