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What the hell?! How could you hate those cute little critters?!

Ah thats right

you

you weren't a thing the last time I explained

thats fine, I will recount my history

You see, when I was but a child of about five, I was in my backyard, playing as children are wont to do you know

When a cat crawled on over

A hungry looking stray, I thought, "hey I should like, feed this"

So I got some milk in a little bowl, cause thats what TV taught me cats like

and I set it out with a smile

the cat takes a lick

then jumps up and scratches me right across my nose

well I'm platinum fucking mad now, so I grab that thing by its tail and hurl it over my fence

I shook my fist at the sky and said

"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

and since then, I've hated cats

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@Pride: ..................Wow. That is one crazy experience... but... not all cats are like that... and you...grabbed it by the tail, omg. I...can see why you hate them but that was just ONE cat? ;_;

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Ah thats right

you

you weren't a thing the last time I explained

thats fine, I will recount my history

You see, when I was but a child of about five, I was in my backyard, playing as children are wont to do you know

When a cat crawled on over

A hungry looking stray, I thought, "hey I should like, feed this"

So I got some milk in a little bowl, cause thats what TV taught me cats like

and I set it out with a smile

the cat takes a lick

then jumps up and scratches me right across my nose

well I'm platinum fucking mad now, so I grab that thing by its tail and hurl it over my fence

I shook my fist at the sky and said

"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

and since then, I've hated cats

How terrible.

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Ah thats right

you

you weren't a thing the last time I explained

thats fine, I will recount my history

You see, when I was but a child of about five, I was in my backyard, playing as children are wont to do you know

When a cat crawled on over

A hungry looking stray, I thought, "hey I should like, feed this"

So I got some milk in a little bowl, cause thats what TV taught me cats like

and I set it out with a smile

the cat takes a lick

then jumps up and scratches me right across my nose

well I'm platinum fucking mad now, so I grab that thing by its tail and hurl it over my fence

I shook my fist at the sky and said

"owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

and since then, I've hated cats

You don't mess with strays man.

And milk is bad for cats. Man.

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Actually, cats are indeed not afraid of water. What they don't like is to get wet when they don't want to.

Edited by Acacia Sgt
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@Pride: ..................Wow. That is one crazy experience... but... not all cats are like that... and you...grabbed it by the tail, omg. I...can see why you hate them but that was just ONE cat? ;_;

NO

THEY'RE ALL INGRATES

ALLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEM

How terrible.

myah

my cousin put her cat on me in the shower when i was like 8-ish

it then proceeded to scratch my back pretty deeply

"look, he's not afraid of water" my ass.

jesus christ how horrifying

You don't mess with strays man.

And milk is bad for cats. Man.

MYAH

SHIT MADE SENSE ACCORDING TO TOM AND JERRY OK, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR EM

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I always thought cats like milk till now, apparently they cant handle lactose.

my cousin put her cat on me in the shower when i was like 8-ish

it then proceeded to scratch my back pretty deeply

"look, he's not afraid of water" my ass.

Damn that sucks.

I prefer the term silly...

Foolish fool doing foolish stuff only a fool would do

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Actually, cats do like milk. Back in Saudi, a cat got all cosy in our yard, yeah? And she had a bunch of little kittens too. My mom would feed them with milk and other stuff everyday.

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my cousin put her cat on me in the shower when i was like 8-ish

it then proceeded to scratch my back pretty deeply

"look, he's not afraid of water" my ass.

...........Ouch. But what Acacia said about their hate/fear/something of water...is probably right?

And Ein just said milk was bad for them, not that... they can't drink it? Although my first cat drank some milk when he was an infant......er kitten.

Plus, cats are INNOCENT in general, Pride!

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Actually, cats do like milk. Back in Saudi, a cat got all cosy in our yard, yeah? And she had a bunch of little kittens too. My mom would feed them with milk and other stuff everyday.

I see, how nice of you mom.

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