Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) interesting. 8? Edited April 1, 2014 by Junko Enoshima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 and here i thought roxas would be a dad before you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'm gonna be a dad Um... is a congrats in order then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 interesting. 8? yeah, she told me just now and here i thought roxas would be a dad before you he said he had a vanilla sex life unprotected sex isn't really vanilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 8 months though. It's typically 9 but there seems to be a week or 2 week differnences. Never heard of a month though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) It's april fool's day... don't be fooled. This story seems fishy. Edited April 1, 2014 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) i'm too shaky just got the news 8 months from now holy shit Holy balls, yer serious. Wow... ok.. Leik... Good luck on this new and very challenging venture in your life. I think you'll be fine actually. You'll be that goofy dad who watches super sentai shows with your kid and stuff. And shows up to your kid's school functions wearing a hat like this: And your kid's classmates are all "Man, yer dad is awesome. I wish my dad was your dad." <3 Or yer april fooling us. Which i completely forgot about because like you forget about that when you get old. Edited April 1, 2014 by Loki Laufeyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 just got the news 8 months from now holy shit I was going to say "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! A FATHER AT 20?!" But then I remembered it was April Fool's Day. *suspicious* and here i thought roxas would be a dad before you >____> 8 months though. It's typically 9 but there seems to be a week or 2 week differnences. Never heard of a month though Um... You usually can't tell upon conception. It can take time. I believe most of us are aware of the human gestation period, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Heh sorry I apologize. I never really payed attention in sexual education due to the repetitiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 8 months though. It's typically 9 but there seems to be a week or 2 week differnences. Never heard of a month though It's not uncommon for a woman to find out about her pregnancy while a month in, for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's not uncommon for a woman to find out about her pregnancy while a month in, for the record. I guess. Just an unusual gap. And it probably is a joke but I will play along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's not uncommon for a woman to find out about her pregnancy while a month in, for the record. Yeah. This, too. Premature birth exists all around the world. It's more common than one would expect, in fact. Which is sad, really. D: Malnourished babies aren't happy babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's not uncommon for a woman to find out about her pregnancy while a month in, for the record. Some dont find out until three months in. It all depends. Rei Rei, are you april fooling? Like i really do space on April Fools. I never remember thats a thing.../bad god of mischief *puts Ratatosk down Rei Rei's pantaloons for good measure* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Heh. I can't say I've ever been a good liar. But in all fairness, I do want to be a father, but at least some 10 years from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Heh. I can't say I've ever been a good liar. But in all fairness, I do want to be a father, but at least some 10 years from now. *sticks a scorpion down your pantaloons* Well, the statement stands, propeller hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't ever want to get married or have kids. The thought of being with someone else feels way to uncomfortable. I like my life of solitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Also what's up with your weird fetishes Loki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 At least you seem to have fooled Dio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 *sticks a scorpion down your pantaloons* Well, the statement stands, propeller hat. I don't even have a gf And unprotected sex is something dreadful, not for accidental pregnancy even I don't ever want to get married or have kids. The thought of being with someone else feels way to uncomfortable. I like my life of solitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't ever want to get married or have kids. The thought of being with someone else feels way to uncomfortable. I like my life of solitude. Yer 12. I would really hope you arent sexually active. Ten years down the line, im sure you'll have a very different opinion on the matter. Also what's up with your weird fetishes Loki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Like i really do space on April Fools. I never remember thats a thing.../bad god of mischief *puts Ratatosk down Rei Rei's pantaloons for good measure* Beware of that squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Do you wanna see my ratatosk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't ever want to get married or have kids. The thought of being with someone else feels way to uncomfortable. I like my life of solitude. Heh, I share that thought. Heh. I can't say I've ever been a good liar. But in all fairness, I do want to be a father, but at least some 10 years from now. I thought your statement was weird since I don't think you've ever mentioned a girlfriend or wife before. Or it could be my faulty memory. Either way that and knowing what day tomorrow was send Red Alerts. Sigh... tomorrow... in the words of Mad-Eye Moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Heh, I share that thought. I thought your statement was weird since I don't think you've ever mentioned a girlfriend or wife before. Or it could be my faulty memory. Either way that and knowing what day tomorrow was send Red Alerts. Sigh... tomorrow... in the words of Mad-Eye Moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE. Tomorrow is going to be spent going to class and then curling up in my room until the day is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I thought your statement was weird since I don't think you've ever mentioned a girlfriend or wife before. Or it could be my faulty memory. Either way that and knowing what day tomorrow was send Red Alerts. Don't forget about one night stands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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