Ar-Wing Pilot Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Nonsense. This thread is full of the most normal, well-adjusted members of society that my eyes have ever been as so blessed to see. Normally I'd laugh at this. Then I look at the rest of SF. Then I just smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=62:00-68:50]It didn't take long for mother and child to produce eggs. Among them, two specimen were worthy of note; a male one, very balanced; and a female one, generally mediocre but bulky. Usually I'd choose the former... but not this time. I had a plan, and I had a hunch she could do her part just fine. Being the daughter of an incestuous pedo, I decided to call her Soluna. I wonder if she'll follow her mother's footsteps and mate with a kid? Regardless, it was time for another round of lenghty, boring training. Bibarels, staravias, tentacruels, respawned trainers... until Soluna learned Ice Shard. I considered teaching her Ice Punch instead, but... if she can do her designated job, then a fast move will be better in the end. Hopefully. In the end, I had a fragile, weak Weavile in my hands... would she manage to pull off her task? Or would she become the cornerstone of my crushing defeat? What? No way. :C So... does that mean I have two dads and one mom? :C Am I the weakest on your current team as of now? *Deactivates Soluna* I don't have to listen to you. D: /reactivates myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA What is this? Sonic is dead. Why must you reanimate his corpse for these perversions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 What is this? Sonic is dead. Why must you reanimate his corpse for these perversions? I haven't done a thing~ Feast your eyes on the worse thing ever today! AWWWRIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I don't have to listen to you. D: /reactivates myself You shoulda aimed for the cord, Musashi. What is this? Sonic is dead. Why must you reanimate his corpse for these perversions? Look at the pretty colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I haven't done a thing~ Feast your eyes on the worse thing ever today! AWWWRIGHT I was speaking to this monster that calls itself SEGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 (edited) I don't have to listen to you. D: /reactivates myself SHE'S BECOME SENTIENT SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL Edited May 26, 2010 by Ninji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 SHE'S BECOME SENTIENT SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL Only you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I don't have to listen to you. D: /reactivates myself Not what I expected... Interesting. SHE'S BECOME SENTIENT SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL I can't imagine Soluna killing anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 SHE'S BECOME SENTIENT SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL Only you. I can't imagine Soluna killing anyone. Even Ninji? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't you guys know that any robot with a hint of intelligence is planning to kill us? Jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't you guys know that any robot with a hint of intelligence is planning to kill us? Jeez. Robots with a hint of intelligence, yes. What does that have to do with Soluna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Even Ninji? Not even Ninji Robots with a hint of intelligence, yes. What does that have to do with Soluna? She's robotic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Not even Ninji Wow. Huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I was speaking to this monster that calls itself SEGA. Oh. Well, yeah. Hey, let's go destroy it! 8D SHE'S BECOME SENTIENT SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL Hehe, no I'm not. <3 Only you. <:3 ? I'm not killing anyyyone. Not what I expected... Interesting. I can't imagine Soluna killing anyone. I can twist the story sometimes, can't I? Exaaactly~ Robots with a hint of intelligence, yes. What does that have to do with Soluna? :"C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 What? No way. :C So... does that mean I have two dads and one mom? :C No, you have a brother-father. Am I the weakest on your current team as of now? Pretty much. [spoiler=68:50-69:15]As I prepared to fight the Elite Four, Ultima challenged me to a duel. I beat him easily, and this victory filled me with confidence. But it was time to get done with games; the League waited for me. My first opponent was Aaron, the bug master. Yanmega. Air Slash. Drapion. Earthquake. Heracross. Air Slash. Vespiqueen. Air Slash. Scizor. Fire Fang. Nope, Togekid and Siria didn't let me. The second was Bertha, the ground specialist. Whiscash. Magical Leaf. Golem. Magical Leaf. Rhyperior. Magical Leaf. Gliscor. Ice Fan- Hippodawn, Magical Le- Thankfully, Arwyn and Togekid were able to tank their opponents' attacks just as well as they were tanked. But would this remain true in the battles to come? -FE4Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 No, you have a brother-father. Pretty much. [spoiler=68:50-69:15]As I prepared to fight the Elite Four, Ultima challenged me to a duel. I beat him easily, and this victory filled me with confidence. But it was time to get done with games; the League waited for me.My first opponent was Aaron, the bug master.Yanmega. Air Slash. Drapion. Earthquake. Heracross. Air Slash. Vespiqueen. Air Slash. Scizor. Fire Fang.Nope, Togekid and Siria didn't let me.The second was Bertha, the ground specialist.Whiscash. Magical Leaf. Golem. Magical Leaf. Rhyperior. Magical Leaf. Gliscor. Ice Fan-Hippodawn, Magical Le-Thankfully, Arwyn and Togekid were able to tank their opponents' attacks just as well as they were tanked. But would this remain true in the battles to come? -FE4Thread Odd. So, what would I call him? Brather? Brodad? Makes sense. Yay gogogogogo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'm wondering if I should steal this Absol or just keep this Magmortar. I already have a Skuntank, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Enjo. I am weird. I can agree with that. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Wow. Huh. Soluna's skillset is composed entirely of healing and buffing spells. She has no offense whatsoever. No, you have a brother-father. It just occurred to me why you would name the daughter of an incestuous pedo Soluna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Soluna's skillset is composed entirely of healing and buffing spells. She has no offense whatsoever. So that's why she's always in your party. Like them buffs I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 It just occurred to me why you would name the daughter of an incestuous pedo Soluna. Just occurred to you, you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Just occurred to you, you say? yes. I don't read TE's logs or whatever you want to call them, so I didn't notice right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Odd. So, what would I call him? Brather? Brodad? Makes sense. Yay gogogogogo. You could switch based on your own convenience. It just occurred to me why you would name the daughter of an incestuous pedo Soluna. [spoiler=Vs. Flint]After giving Arwyn and Toge a delicious bottle of Mumu Milk™, it was time to fight the third Elite Four member: the fire master, Flint. His first mon was a Houndoom. As I started setting up my Dragon Dances, he used Sunny Day and started spamming Dark Pulses. The second of them, a critical. Sadly for him, Pilot's Luck wasn't in play. When the sunlight faded, Arwyn had danced four times. And four is death. Rewarding Arwyn with another bottle of milk, I proceeded to fight the fourth elite. It was time to test Soluna's power. -FE4Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthur Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 >Use search function >Keyword: kill >Author: Sirona >Searching results. Please wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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