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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Those people!

The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of those people!

Those people have enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

Finding those people on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of those people.

The porpoise is second to those people as the most intelligent animal on the planet!

Scientists have discovered that those people can smell the presence of autism in children.

All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by those people!

Those people can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!

American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating those people from each salad served in first class.

Worldwide, those people are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

Those are some extraordinary people! :blink:

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar!

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar!

The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

If you drop The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.

Ideally, The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!

The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar is the largest of Saturn's moons.

All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar.

The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar can't sweat.

Pacman was originally called The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtarman!

If you toss The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!

If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have The superawesome hot babe known as Ishtar for the rest of the day!

Bolded: HELL YES!

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^I'll have to remember some of those, espicially 2 and 10..........

Ten Top Trivia Tips about That guy!

That guy cannot swim.

That guy has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

Without its lining of that guy, your stomach would digest itself!

Devoid of his cells and proteins, that guy has the same chemical makeup as sea water!

That guy is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!

To check whether that guy is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten that guy will sink, and fresh that guy will float.

The average human spends about 30 days during their life in that guy!

Over 2000 people have now climbed that guy, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal that guy.

Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of that guy!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla!

All shrimp are born as The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla, but gradually mature into females.

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla.

The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla cannot jump!

You should always open The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla at least an hour before drinking her.

The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.

A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla.

If you put a drop of liquor on The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla, she will go mad and sting herself to death.

All swans in England belong to The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla.

The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like The lovely, cute babe known as Priscilla.

This made me love octopus's...

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mist getting raped to death!

Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mist getting raped to death on.

Mist getting raped to death invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

Until the 1960s, Mist getting raped to death was not allowed to enter Disneyland.

Mist getting raped to deathology is the study of Mist getting raped to death!

The first domain name ever registered was Mist getting raped to death.com!

Mist getting raped to death will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mist getting raped to death.

Mist getting raped to death has a bifurcated penis.

Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Mist getting raped to death!

Banging your head against Mist getting raped to death uses 150 calories an hour.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bondage!Tiltyu!

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Bondage!Tiltyu, though it may feel uncomfortable.

Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Bondage!Tiltyu.

The liquid inside Bondage!Tiltyu can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Some birds use Bondage!Tiltyu to orientate themselves during migration!

In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Bondage!Tiltyu.

Bondage!Tiltyu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

Over half of Americans are officially Bondage!Tiltyu.

Bondage!Tiltyu, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Bondage!Tiltyu.

The first domain name ever registered was Bondage!Tiltyu.com!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beheaded Mist!

It took Beheaded Mist 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.

Snow White's coffin was made of Beheaded Mist.

Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Beheaded Mist.

Beheaded Mist can turn her stomach inside out!

Olympic badminton rules say that Beheaded Mist must have exactly fourteen feathers.

There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Beheaded Mist and water.

Devoid of her cells and proteins, Beheaded Mist has the same chemical makeup as sea water! :awesome:

Beheaded Misticide is the killing of Beheaded Mist.

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Beheaded Mist.

Czar Paul I banished Beheaded Mist to Siberia for marching out of step.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ugly Prissy!

It's bad luck for a flag to touch Ugly Prissy.

You should always store Ugly Prissy in an airtight container in the fridge!

Ugly Prissy is 984 feet tall.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Ugly Prissy!

Americans discard enough Ugly Prissy to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Ugly Prissy every year.

Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Ugly Prissy!

The air around Ugly Prissy is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.

In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Ugly Prissy.

The opposite sides of Ugly Prissy always add up to seven.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Priscilla hentai!

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Priscilla hentai.

Priscilla hentai will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

Contrary to popular belief, Priscilla hentai is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

When provoked, Priscilla hentai will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.

Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Priscilla hentai'.

Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Priscilla hentai.

The horns of Priscilla hentai are made entirely from hair.

Europe is the only continent that lacks Priscilla hentai.

Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Priscilla hentai every year <_< something's wrong with those 2 sentences.

You should always open Priscilla hentai at least an hour before drinking her.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ishtar's boobs!

1. Ishtar's boobs can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Ishtar's boobs as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!

3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Ishtar's boobs.

4. Reindeer like to eat Ishtar's boobs.

5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Ishtar's boobs from each salad served in first class.

6. Ishtar's boobs can jump up to sixteen times her own height!

7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Ishtar's boobs!

8. Ishtar's boobs is 984 feet tall.

9. Czar Paul I banished Ishtar's boobs to Siberia for marching out of step.

10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Ishtar's boobs.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Headless Katua!

Never store Headless Katua at room temperature.

If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Headless Katua for the rest of the day.

Headless Katua is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!

The opposite sides of Headless Katua always add up to seven.

Headless Katua once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!

Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Headless Katua!

Headless Katua can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

Headless Katua will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

Headless Katua is worth her weight in gold - literally!

Some birds use Headless Katua to orientate themselves during migration!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dead Tiltyu!

1. Dead Tiltyu can last longer without water than a camel can.

2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Dead Tiltyu.

3. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Dead Tiltyu.

4. Olympic badminton rules say that Dead Tiltyu must have exactly fourteen feathers!

5. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Dead Tiltyu every year.

6. Dead Tiltyu will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

7. All swans in England belong to Dead Tiltyu.

8. Dead Tiltyu is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!

9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Dead Tiltyu'.

10. Dead Tiltyu does not have toes.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Awesome EST!

Awesome EST is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Awesome EST.

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Awesome EST.

Abraham Lincoln, who invented Awesome EST, was the only US president ever granted a patent!

US gold coins used to say 'In Awesome EST we trust'!

If you cut Awesome EST in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

Awesome EST will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

The condom - originally made from Awesome EST - was invented in the early 1500s!

White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Awesome EST!

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Awesome EST.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Awesome EST!

Awesome EST is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Awesome EST.

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Awesome EST.

Abraham Lincoln, who invented Awesome EST, was the only US president ever granted a patent!

US gold coins used to say 'In Awesome EST we trust'!

If you cut Awesome EST in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

Awesome EST will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

The condom - originally made from Awesome EST - was invented in the early 1500s!

White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Awesome EST!

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Awesome EST.

I like Est. :mellow:

*subjects Katua ot my fetishes*

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