Ein Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 *Solemn Judgment* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 *Dodgeroll* *WTFBomb* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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someonewhodied Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 ______________________________ |Someonewhodied Is too enthralled | |To Move......................................| --------------------------------------------------- I.....I won't stop trying....I....I... *Uses a minion to soul nuke above poster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darros Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 PIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Mah Boi LAZOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 IMMA FIRIN MAH Mediocre employee. Ehhhhhh.... shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Inferno* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Gold Dizzy* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Gold Fever Disco* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Lucius steals Raven away* Yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Blue screen of death* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *blue puffball of doom* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Canned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Pit Fatality* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 ______________________________ |Someonewhodied Is too enthralled | |To Move......................................| --------------------------------------------------- evil....taking advantage of a persons weakness? that is just pure evil. *Tidal Wave* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 *Inferno Fire Blast* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 *Sucker Punch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 *Katua gains the ability to wield the Wing Spear* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 *Equips Gaebolg* *Millions of stabs within the second* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I just love posting these pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Why must you do that? so distracting.... must.......fine....i'll have someone fight for me... I had just recently met a certain Samus Aran. Ah, yes, she was battle damaged from the epic fight against Zombie Jesus, Mega Shark, and Cheney where she had simply used her corrupted PED suit with a newly invented Hyper-Nuke-Rape-Missile-Sandwich that simply put Jesus back in his grave (and he was there 3 days later), turned Mega Shark into a fish taco at Mega Sharkeys, and Cheney became a democrat. Now, Samus and I were just enjoying our friendly walk in the Planet Express building of Futurama when we saw this brutal scene; the fatal fight between you and your foe. Yes, you had a shotgun, and I was scared shitless, but Samus was not! Samus, being the immortal bounty hunter she is, grabbed a pissed-off cat minigun and shot the equivalent of 7 Chinas amount of angry cats at you. You fought, valiantly! Surely there was no chance of you to live? Ah, but alas, Samus was wrong! You, like a cat, sprang out of the way and summoned Bahamut again! Unfortunately, Bahamut was still wounded from his previous summon, and you hadn't taken him to the nearest Pokemon center, so he was quickly put to rest by Samus and her Plasma beam which, just like in Super Metroid, had the ability to freeze the opponent, too! Your Bahamut lay there on the ground, frozen in agony, and you could do nothing but watch as your beloved summon; no, your beloved FRIEND perished... And so you decided to take action. You used the last of your energy, summoning the forces of all the legendary High Tiers in Super Smash Bros. Melee! Samus and I could only feel overwhelmed by your now massive force of broken characters who could wave dash and forward smash further than our own wavedashes could flee. And that is when it hit me... "Of course!" I shouted, "I remember. I remember who I really am!" So, I ripped off my mask and became Gary Fucking Oak. I pulled out every legendary Pokemon, each one of them with an enormous...washcloth and they fought back! They weren't those lame characters like Pokemon Trainer in SSBB, they were just as strong as your High TIers! Fox vs Entei, Marth vs Lugia; the battle raged on! But Samus and I saw an opening through the midst of all this battle; a way to get you dead, once and for all! And so, with a call to a close friend, Goku's Nimbus flew to us and we used its power to fly above the battle; just close enough to still spot you as you ran away from the battlefield ahead of you! We thought we were safe, but then you noticed us...how can it be? "GARY OAK!?" you exclaimed. How could you see us, we wondered? But it was quite clear. My girth....you just couldn't ignore it! It was creating quite the shadow, so we had to close in before you could get away! Samus jumped down, pinning you to the floor with her body. I had a gun to your head, ready to blow your brains out...and you made a powerful remark. Just like a Jedi from StarWars, you said "If you strike me down now I'll become more powerful than ever before!" And there was only one way to end this, because of that... I took out my Masterball, and with Samus' approved look, she jumped off of you and I captured you; making you just another one of my Pokemon. I deposited you into a PC, gave it a virus I got from watching porn, and resumed my night. The battles on the battlefield in Planet Express' building was cleaned up by Scruffy of Futurama. Nobody but me and Samus survived. End of thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 *deletes your post* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 *Recovers post using google cache* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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