Pride Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 ...and here we have our delivery. *sigh* *drags in a large pallet of items* Well let's see what we've got here... *Starts rummaging through the pile of merchandise* ...Hello, what's this? *Pulls out a USB drive* Funny, I don't remember ordering any information or software... Hey, Ether. Take the rest of this back to the shop. I'm gonna go see what's on this thumbdrive... Soo...what was it? A few snuff vids, some poor sap's account book, and a half hour video of Fry-Face drunk stupid and making a fool of herself. Guess we know why Hotel Moscow wanted this gone... Heh. Now there's something you don't see everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) I'm alergic to alchohol and underage. i'll have mountain dew and a boston cream pie plz I also nominate Cid from FFVII as bartender. Edited August 11, 2009 by Reinfleche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 I'm alergic to alchohol and underage. i'll have mountain dew and a boston cream pie plz I also nominate Cid from FFVII as bartender. ...Virgin Beer then. And No, Cid is NOT gonna be the fucking Bartender, he's not even in a FIRE EMBLEM game. This is a FIRE EMBLEM board, thus employees in the pub are from FIRE EMBLEM! Besides, I wound up hiring Largo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 this isn't a fire emblem board, this is FFtf. take the next road down to the fe boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 this isn't a fire emblem board, this is FFtf. take the next road down to the fe boards. Serenes forest IN IT'S ENTIRETY is a Fire Emblem Forum. that means so is FFtF, as it's also part of Serenes Forest Forums. Now GTFO of my pub before I have Ether take a crowbar to ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 ether wouldn't do that, he's my fwend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 ether wouldn't do that, he's my fwend Who said he'd kill you with it? Of course, we could alway contact your parents, since you're a minor in a freakin' BAR... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Or I could kill him for you. :D largo ain't shady enough. Get Volke instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Or I could kill him for you. :D largo ain't shady enough. Get Volke instead. Boy's got a good idea here,don.I would suggest listening here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Or I could kill him for you. :D largo ain't shady enough. Get Volke instead. Boy's got a good idea here,don.I would suggest listening here. Volke tried charging 2000 gold an hour. I'm not paying that much for a bloody bartender. That said, Volke does do a good job as a cleaner, so expect to see him next time he have a double agent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Hey...C'mon Don,you sayin I ain't good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Hey...C'mon Don,you sayin I ain't good enough? ...I had Sawyer scrubbing brains off the walls when you were done... That's not really clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 So...do they sell Jupiler here, boss? If so, I'd like mine at 3° Celsius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 So...do they sell Jupiler here, boss? If so, I'd like mine at 3° Celsius. Ask Largo for it if you want it. He'd know more about what we carry than me, anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Hey...C'mon Don,you sayin I ain't good enough? ...I had Sawyer scrubbing brains off the walls when you were done... That's not really clean... At least I get the job done,a lot of people can't say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Hey...C'mon Don,you sayin I ain't good enough? ...I had Sawyer scrubbing brains off the walls when you were done... That's not really clean... At least I get the job done,a lot of people can't say that. Touche. hmm... I'm gonna need a manager for Bon Giorno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Now playing at the Serenes pub is the acclaimed Rock band Julian and the Thieves! Playing several of their hit songs, such as "Free Hawk", "Ring of Elfire", and "Can't Steal This!"! The band will be playing from 7-10PM on weeknights and all business hours on the weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 bring earplugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 bring earplugs. Actually not a bad idea. Julian sucks at singing. Stop meddling in my business, damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Nay. I am a good advisor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Nay. I am a good advisor. Yeah, right. Your as good of an advisor as Sandima! Get out of here before Largo throws you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Sandima was a genius. He just chose the wrong side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Sandima was a genius. He just chose the wrong side. He got a faceful of Silver Sword in THE FIRST FULL CHAPTER! Face it. Sandima was a crapass advisor and a magnificent bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Sandima was a master sorceror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Sandima was a master sorceror. He got brutally raped by DEW, of all characters. FUCKING DEW! And no, I didn't bother Silencing him. I just let Sigurd smack him around a bit first. One turn kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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