Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Dew, phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedyns Crow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) I think that anybody who is passing up a free alcoholic beverage is a rat. My reasoning: A. They need to keep a clear head so they can remember everything that happens in here to tell the Feds B. Note the cryptic name within a branch of Mountain Dew. Code Red. It even claims it's a code. What message are these commie bastards trying to send? What else is red? Communist shit. C. Only really dumb people are rats, and really dumb people pass up free alcohol. I rest my case. Edited August 13, 2009 by Kedyns Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Above post is correct. Babes, I second that. Either a Fosters or Carling please. Can't beat a italian meal as well. <3 Image approved. And don't call me "babes"... o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) I think that anybody who is passing up a free alcoholic beverage is a rat. My reasoning: A. They need to keep a clear head so they can remember everything that happens in here to tell the Feds B. Note the cryptic name within a branch of Mountain Dew. Code Red. It even claims it's a code. What message are these commie bastards trying to send? What else is red? Communist shit. C. Only really dumb people are rats, and really dumb people pass up free alcohol. I rest my case. Underage? If Volke doesn't work...Jaffar? Edited August 13, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 I think that anybody who is passing up a free alcoholic beverage is a rat. My reasoning: A. They need to keep a clear head so they can remember everything that happens in here to tell the Feds B. Note the cryptic name within a branch of Mountain Dew. Code Red. It even claims it's a code. What message are these commie bastards trying to send? What else is red? Communist shit. C. Only really dumb people are rats, and really dumb people pass up free alcohol. I rest my case. Underage? If Volke doesn't work...Jaffar? The only time someone CAN pass up free booze is if they're underage. Even Muslims can technically drink Mead (They're forbidden from drinking fermented grape or bread, I believe. Mead is honey, thus 100% kosher in Islam.) Well, there's also genuine allergies from alchohol, but those are rare. The only guy I know of who has a genuine alchohol allergy is Lotton the Wizard, and I know he's no fed. Apparently Jaffar's in the band. He's the drummer. Also in the band is Matthew on Guitar, Sothe on Bass, and Heather on the Tambourine. Turns out everyone was afraid that if the band only had four members, Jaffar woul start wasting people in the middle of a performance. No, I don't get it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ^another reason to bring earplugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 ^Why the flying fuck hasn't this jackass been suspended for trolling yet? I mean, I know this is FFtF and all, but this guy's too obnoxious for even a troll haven like GameFAQS. Seriously, I'm considering spamming this guy's e-mail with Goat.se. Someone PLEASE, get rid of this guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedyns Crow Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) ^Why the flying fuck hasn't this jackass been suspended for trolling yet? I mean, I know this is FFtF and all, but this guy's too obnoxious for even a troll haven like GameFAQS. Seriously, I'm considering spamming this guy's e-mail with Goat.se. Someone PLEASE, get rid of this guy! Look at his age. Puberty does wonders. Edited August 14, 2009 by Kedyns Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedyns Crow Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) I remember being that young. Edited August 14, 2009 by Kedyns Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Say, boss, you have a pub, a courtroom and a restaurant, why not open an inn or hotel and a "Police" office while you're at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Crash and I might join. Any empty spots left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Joshybear 25, to join, you might wanna head to the "passione maffia" thread somewhere else on this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 f**k. wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 How y'all enjoying the great food? If only this thread actually meant anything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Say, boss, you have a pub, a courtroom and a restaurant, why not open an inn or hotel and a "Police" office while you're at it I just may. Who's in control of the prison again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I really wouldn't know...Maybe put Mist in charge, in case you arrest Joshy or CG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 I really wouldn't know...Maybe put Mist in charge, in case you arrest Joshy or CG Turns out it was a Da Woes topic. I'll need to make one myself later... If I set up a prison, the warden will likely be Gheb. That fatass would strike fear into the hearts of any prisoner, and that's before he tells them to drop their pants and bend over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I took over the prison since Da Woes got b&. It's all yours, boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 May I have a drink that's non-alcoholic? And why did Robert/Da Woes get banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=16005&st=40 And for spamming while trolling. I would like a poisonous drink. Keep it in a wine bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I would like a bottle of vodka. As alcoholic as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 *Legault fills up a mug of 200 proof Vodka and slides it over to Joshy.* Legault: You're gonna need a chaser for that, you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I don't care. *Drinks all the vodka very quickly.* Me: That felt...good... *Faints* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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