Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hello, and welcome to to the trading post! You can find and/or buy pretty much anything you're looking for, from a spiffy buisiness suit to Umbrella Bioweapons. You can either trade goods, or buy them with cold hard cash. Obviously, as this is my trading post, the Passione Mafia gets a 5% cut of each trade. Passione Mafia members need not pay the fee. Pinko Commies pay triple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 What about associates to the Passione Mafia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 What about associates to the Passione Mafia? They pay half of the normal fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'll be needing a possessed blade, jar of souls, and Honduran peanut butter. Preferably today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'll be needing a possessed blade, jar of souls, and Honduran peanut butter. Preferably today. That comes up to... 10,000 gold. Fee excluded, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Hmmm. What's possesing the sword? Everything else checks out, but I must make sure something properly evil is possessing the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Hmmm. What's possesing the sword? Everything else checks out, but I must make sure something properly evil is possessing the sword. It's posessed by Diavolo, the man I beat into infinite death. Apparently, about a year ago, he managed to get himself trapped within the sword. He's also still experiencing infinite death somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Good enough, the money is on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Good enough, the money is on the table. Thank you for your purchase. We hope to do business with you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 You have pasta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Yes, we have pasta! We ARE Italian, after all. You'll have to be more specific, though, as prices will vary from 1 gold to 100 gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'll take penne ziti rigate pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Sure thing. That'll be 25 gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 (puts 25gold on counter) (takes pasta after) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Oh, good sir, have you any Fire Flowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I want to become alive, yet I already am. What do I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 (puts 25gold on counter) (takes pasta after) Thank you for your purchase. We hope to do business with you again soon. Oh, good sir, have you any Fire Flowers? Yes. You can have 1 for 25 or a bouquet of 10 for 200 I want to become alive, yet I already am. What do I need. An ounce of co-I mean, "Powdered Sugar". should do the trick. 200 for 8 ouncesof the lowest quality, 1000 for 8 ounces of the finest stuff around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I want to become alive, yet I already am. What do I need. An ounce of co-I mean, "Powdered Sugar". should do the trick. 200 for 8 ouncesof the lowest quality, 1000 for 8 ounces of the finest stuff around. *raises left eyebrow* Methinks there is some dirty business involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 I want to become alive, yet I already am. What do I need. An ounce of co-I mean, "Powdered Sugar". should do the trick. 200 for 8 ouncesof the lowest quality, 1000 for 8 ounces of the finest stuff around. *raises left eyebrow* Methinks there is some dirty business involved. What are you talking about? This is a legitimate business! *Slides a box of white, powdery substance behind some other merchandise and out of sight* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Ey' boss, just got back from Asia! The girls are in the- *looks at Little Al, notices what's out of place* -in the orphanage! Like you asked! ...Er... I'll have some gum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Ey' boss, just got back from Asia! The girls are in the- *looks at Little Al, notices what's out of place* -in the orphanage! Like you asked! ...Er... I'll have some gum? Why, sure! I've got a bucket of Double Bubble here for 5 gold. Also, "adopt" all the ones that are legal, and send the rest back. I don't approve of "Child Labor", if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Why, sure! I've got a bucket of Double Bubble here for 5 gold. Also, "adopt" all the ones that are legal, and send the rest back. I don't approve of "Child Labor", if you know what I mean. Thanks, money's on the table. As for our "humanitarian" enterprise, it's kinda hard to tell, but I'll do my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Why, sure! I've got a bucket of Double Bubble here for 5 gold. Also, "adopt" all the ones that are legal, and send the rest back. I don't approve of "Child Labor", if you know what I mean. Thanks, money's on the table. As for our "humanitarian" enterprise, it's kinda hard to tell, but I'll do my best. *Slides over the bucket* I'm sure there's some way to find out. Doesn't everyone in that part of the world carry a passport or something all the time anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Why, sure! I've got a bucket of Double Bubble here for 5 gold. Also, "adopt" all the ones that are legal, and send the rest back. I don't approve of "Child Labor", if you know what I mean. Thanks, money's on the table. As for our "humanitarian" enterprise, it's kinda hard to tell, but I'll do my best. *Slides over the bucket* I'm sure there's some way to find out. Doesn't everyone in that part of the world carry a passport or something all the time anyways? *Chews gum* Well, that's true but, the ah, "social workers" who "cooperated" with this project had already made sure that the papers were sold to folks, who, y'know, have trouble going around. Point is, we don't have em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Why, sure! I've got a bucket of Double Bubble here for 5 gold. Also, "adopt" all the ones that are legal, and send the rest back. I don't approve of "Child Labor", if you know what I mean. Thanks, money's on the table. As for our "humanitarian" enterprise, it's kinda hard to tell, but I'll do my best. *Slides over the bucket* I'm sure there's some way to find out. Doesn't everyone in that part of the world carry a passport or something all the time anyways? *Chews gum* Well, that's true but, the ah, "social workers" who "cooperated" with this project had already made sure that the papers were sold to folks, who, y'know, have trouble going around. Point is, we don't have em'. Hmm... and the Mada-I mean, lady who runs the "Orphanage" couldn't tell? She usually has a good instinct about those kinda things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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