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... who cries seven times through a game because the music is pretty?

I haven't even beaten the game yet :x

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You cry at music? Lolwuss.

I don't cry. Ever. Even when I have my arm ripped off. Even when some psychotic jackass comes along and kills three of my buddies. I. Never. Cry.

Well, beautiful music is one of the only surefire ways you can make me cry; anything else that makes me cry just usually presents itself. Actually, sometimes I find myself teary-eyed in the middle of a choir concert, and it's wonderful! It makes me feel alive!

And, you know, they say that if you cry regularly it can help you live longer/stay healthier because you release chemicals from your body in the process...

Hur hur

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And, you know, they say that if you cry regularly it can help you live longer/stay healthier because you release chemicals from your body in the process...

Hur hur

Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

Then you can hold the ammo, cause there's a lot of celebs and I need someone to laugh with anyway :awesome:

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

Then you can hold the ammo, cause there's a lot of celebs and I need someone to laugh with anyway :awesome:

Make sure you get David Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell for me.

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

Then you can hold the ammo, cause there's a lot of celebs and I need someone to laugh with anyway :awesome:

Make sure you get David Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell for me.

And can I assist you in the hunt?! If so, I've got dibs on Hannah Montana, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus!

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

Then you can hold the ammo, cause there's a lot of celebs and I need someone to laugh with anyway :awesome:

Make sure you get David Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell for me.

And can I assist you in the hunt?! If so, I've got dibs on Hannah Montana, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus!

They're the same person. >_>

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Oh so making people cry is a good thing. I need some unions. Wait no, even better! I'm gonna go get my sniper rifle and start shooting celebrities. The world's gonna drown in tears, and I'll be the only one with a flotation device. I call it, "LAUGHTER".

Shooting celebrities is more likely going to make me happy than sad.

Then you can hold the ammo, cause there's a lot of celebs and I need someone to laugh with anyway :awesome:

Make sure you get David Letterman and Rosie O'Donnell for me.

And can I assist you in the hunt?! If so, I've got dibs on Hannah Montana, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus!

Meh, Kelly should be fine. At least she has SOME good (recent) songs.

Now Madonna, on the other hand...

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Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus

You're going to kill her twice? I approve.

No, really. I am killing her twice.

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Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus

You're going to kill her twice? I approve.

No, really. I am killing her twice.

Kill her with the wig and then kill her again without the wig? :o

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Make sure someone gets Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and all the rest of the batshit insane "Oh my god Socialists LIKE OBAMA are going to kill my grandmother and rape her carcass" crowd.

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Better idea at killing OJ Simpson: write a book on "If I was going to kill someone, this is how I'd do it" kind of ordeal.

Something's telling me I screwed up the reference...

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Make sure someone gets Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and all the rest of the batshit insane "Oh my god Socialists LIKE OBAMA are going to kill my grandmother and rape her carcass" crowd.

None of the conservative talk show hosts are that extreme, ya damn pinhead.

...Okay, Mark Levin might go that far, but still...

And don't give me any bullshit like Obama isn't socialist either. If you really believe that, then you don't know what socialism is, because that's EXACTLY what the "public option" he keeps pushing for in the Medicare bill really is.

Also, Glenn Beck isn't even a Republican. He's a libertarian. You guys would agree on social matters for the most part.

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Make sure someone gets Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and all the rest of the batshit insane "Oh my god Socialists LIKE OBAMA are going to kill my grandmother and rape her carcass" crowd.

None of the conservative talk show hosts are that extreme, ya damn pinhead.

...Okay, Mark Levin might go that far, but still...

And don't give me any bullshit like Obama isn't socialist either. If you really believe that, then you don't know what socialism is, because that's EXACTLY what the "public option" he keeps pushing for in the Medicare bill really is.

Also, Glenn Beck isn't even a Republican. He's a libertarian. You guys would agree on social matters for the most part.

Except most of them are saying completely retarded shit.

Ah yes, Nishi rage again.

Look bro, Obama is not a socialist by any stretch of the word. The public option isn't really socialism at all. Seriously "a bit to the left of the average American Politician" does not make you socialist by any means. He's still probably right wing. In addition, he even was so much of a pussy that he wimped out and said that the Public Option wasn't even necessary. I could understand if he wanted to nationalize healthcare how someone might go "ZOMG HE'S A SOCIALIST", which, while it would be silly to get so upset about that, would at least be somewhat correct.

Libertarians are hilarious.

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And can I assist you in the hunt?! If so, I've got dibs on Hannah Montana, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus!

Many an internet paedophile will cry if youdo

also dibs on amy winehouse and ricky gervaise

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