Tatsumaki Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (btw this is 125% TRUTH and totally canon to Monsho no Nazo) FUCK MY LIFE by Hardin Today, I was making passionate love to my lovely Niena in a royal bedroom specially made for these occasions. This was a very special night, as just we had a magnificent dinner an hour ago and she was noticeably more robust in our consummation than usual. At the peak of her orgasm, she screamed out "OH YES, CAMUS!". Problem is, she is my wife, and Camus has been dead for over a year. My fair Niena just climaxed to a dead guy and not me, her husband. Fuck My Life. (maybe this helps explain why Hardin went evil) Come up with some of your own FML scenarios for various FE characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Hahaha! Nice one, nice one, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (I guess I'll try to make one...) by Alvis Today I realized being an Emperor wasn't so great, my son is possessed by the dark god Loptosou, my wife gets killed by my son, and my daughter who I finally get to see again gets taken away by the Lopto clan and I'm powerless to stop it, and Celice's army is outside eagerly waiting to kill me. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) by Sigurd FML. Edited September 28, 2009 by South Italy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 By Serra. Today I brought a new pair of shoes, and they like, don't fit at all! D: FML! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) By Zephiel My mother and father were arguing again, dad tried to kill me again but I killed him first. FML Edited September 27, 2009 by Cyas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 by Lex Today I 'accidentally' dropped my axe in the lake in hopes of some magical fairy popping out. A few minutes later, the only thing that came out was some bubbles and something red. I never did get my axe back. FML. 6393 You Totally Deserved It - 122 I Agree, Your Life Sucks by Midayle Today I finally brought up the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. When I told her to expound on her rejection, she told me I had mistaken her for her identical twin. She was already married and had two kids. And that she wasn't gay. FML. 4213 You Totally Deserved It - 3433 I Agree, Your Life Sucks by Sylvia Today I found out I'm pregnant. I went to get my fortune told on whether it would be a girl or a boy. The fortune teller announced loudly why I was having sex with my brother. FML. 9001 You Totally Deserved It - 3421 I Agree, Your Life Sucks by Levin Today we were rescued by the pegasus knights of Silesia. When I asked around for my mother, they said that she was found dead in Verdane. She was the only one who knew how to unlock Holsety. FML. 3421 You Totally Deserved It - 3201 I Agree, Your Life Sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) Today, I found out that my personal dancer is 12 years old. FML. Edited September 27, 2009 by Pahn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 By Rafiel My younger sister is more manly than me. And I'm competing with Volug and Tibarn to become Nailah's bitch. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 by Eliwood Today I saved a prince. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 By Vika No one pays any attention to me. Not even that blue-haired guy who is friends with Muarim and the boss. Hell, Muarim and the boss don't even pay attention to me. And that girl with the silver hair didn't even visit me in the desert. FML! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 By Heath Legault has hots for me. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Self explainatory: FML, F*ck Dorcas' and Natalie's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Hardin Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) By Marty The Random Number Goddess hates my guts. Fuck my life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzS9C_YZpbo Edited June 13, 2010 by Emperor Hardin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 By Othin. You messed with me, Fuck your life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 By Rhys So today I heard Mia having sex with that new member of the mercenaries...*sigh*I could have has that,but I chose Rolf...WHY DID I CHOOSE ROLF!?!?!?!What's worse,Ike's little sister is manlier than me,I mean,she can take a hit,ONE FREAKING HIT!Why can't I do that?Oh,and let's not forget how i lost an armwrestling match to Sanaki... T-T.That's it,I'm killing myself...Oh snap!A first tier enemy!*OHKO'd* Fuck my prior life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 By Rhys So today I heard Mia having sex with that new member of the mercenaries...*sigh*I could have has that,but I chose Rolf...WHY DID I CHOOSE ROLF!?!?!?!What's worse,Ike's little sister is manlier than me,I mean,she can take a hit,ONE FREAKING HIT!Why can't I do that?Oh,and let's not forget how i lost an armwrestling match to Sanaki... T-T.That's it,I'm killing myself...Oh snap!A first tier enemy!*OHKO'd* Fuck my prior life. Was that a dig at me in any way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 No,Rhys just keeps getting on my nerves lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 No,Rhys just keeps getting on my nerves lately... Oh..... ...Did Mia pick him over you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 No.no,I'm the new mercenary. It's just,that everytime I booted up the game for the last week or so,Rhys get`s one shotted by something in FOW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 It's just,that everytime I booted up the game for the last week or so,Rhys get`s one shotted by something in FOW... Then don't freakin' use him! >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I`m not anymore,but I`m still pissed at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I`m not anymore,but I`m still pissed at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 By Tailto~ The Freeges still haven't come for me which totally messes up the story as Arthur and Tinny don't have a reason to join Celice now. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 By Sain~ No matter how hard I try, I always get rejected by the lovely ladies in our group. Meanwhile, Lady Lyndis is still often getting into arguments with Lord Hector (I wonder what Serra says is true though), Lord Eliwood is busy looking after Ninian, and my good buddy Kent is having a wonderful time with Fiora. I'm so jealous of him. If only me and Florina were the same way as those two. But sadly, she's more interested in some "quality time" with several of the other girls in our group. Florina's eagerness for some time with the girls makes me think there's something more at work than androphobia. I shudder to think of such a possibility! FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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