Altera the Hun Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The Don demands a room with L'Arachel, Sonia, Marisa, and Selena. Immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The Don demands a room with L'Arachel, Sonia, Marisa, and Selena. Immediately. Care to make it a 6-way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The Don demands a room with L'Arachel, Sonia, Marisa, and Selena. Immediately. Care to make it a 6-way? Get a room with Mia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Oh. Heather is for female customers. I dunno if she'll be fine with something like that. Heather: Meh, I'll pretend he's a tranny. Me: Uh, okay then. O_o Well...I guess I'll enjoy this anyway... B) READY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) The Don demands a room with L'Arachel, Sonia, Marisa, and Selena. Immediately. Care to make it a 6-way? Get a room with Mia. Rooms are overrated.By now,I just carry around a portable 360 degree curtain...*ducks behind curtain with Mia and Micaiah,feminine moans are heard* Edited October 9, 2009 by Ether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Woah, okay. You guys'll just pay these gals afterwards. The Don demands a room with L'Arachel, Sonia, Marisa, and Selena. Immediately. Ah, Slade, mah boi! They'll be upstairs immediately. Just as soon as they're finished with one other client... *Lucius steps out of the room, hair dirtied and missing clothes* Lucius: Mmm, that was good. OXR, they've been paid. O_oWell...I guess I'll enjoy this anyway... READY! Lovely. She's upstairs. Oh and you might wanna watch what you do; she's a bit violent. *Pulls a lever as the floor beneath the three opens up, dropping the three into the Sea Theme Bedroom* This ain't a stage-demo pal! Take it into the room, we don't want to free charge these poor schmucks. Nailah: Uh, keep? I'm free tonight, eh? You wanna go mess up the sheets? Me: Yeh, why not. Last one there is on the bottom. Nailah: *Bolts to the door* Me: Yeah, I'm that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You're no fun man,ah well,I guess the sea room ain't so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Lovely. She's upstairs. Oh and you might wanna watch what you do; she's a bit violent. I can fix that, because I'm a Soul Man after all, heheh ;) . And Ether, Micaiah IS NOT a whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Lovely. She's upstairs. Oh and you might wanna watch what you do; she's a bit violent. I can fix that, because I'm a Soul Man after all, heheh ;) . And Ether, Micaiah IS NOT a whore! I never said she was.I was the first person to claim her,we had a lot of time to bond since back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 So it is a brothel? EWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I never said she was.I was the first person to claim her,we had a lot of time to bond since back then. I see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 So it is a brothel? EWWWW I don't really approve either. But I ain't the boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 So it is a brothel? EWWWW They get their shots. I don't really approve either. But I ain't the boss. Hey, it's profitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I know, boss, I know. But still...my HONOR tells me to... Uh, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Honor? Who needs honor when you have... 700 bucks a pop. lolsex metaphor. Louise: Umm... sir? I was wondering if you'd like to- what was it- umm, lick my little lollipop? Me: She's new here. Wait, aren't you married too? Louise: Umm... actually, those weren't Pent's children, and when he found out, he was furious. Me: Wait... so... who's the father? Hawkeye? Renault? The Tactician? Louise: Actually it's... Smashfan: lolnub Me: ... Figures. Okay, so I'll leave you and Pride alone. *Enters room and stares down at the nubile Leila, Lakche, and Clarine* Me: Wait, if the father isn't Pent, then how is Clarine still here?!? Clarine: Uh... *POP! She disappears* Me: ... Oh well, this kind of thing happens I guess. LETHE, GET IN HERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) Hi, I'm in town, I would like a room with a minibar, Wi-Fi connection and no callgirls, how much would that be? Edited October 9, 2009 by Axe Fighter Othin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Hi, I'm in town, I would like a room with a minibar, Wi-Fi connection and no callgirls, how much would that be? An arm and a leg. QUICK! GRAB HIM WHILE I GET THE MACHETTE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Hi, I'm in town, I would like a room with a minibar, Wi-Fi connection and no callgirls, how much would that be? An arm and a leg. QUICK! GRAB HIM WHILE I GET THE MACHETTE! ...I appreciate you offer, but I'll have to turn you down. kthnxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassieCinders Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 We need a motto for the inn... OliverXRenning's the innkeeper then? editing page 1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *ninja-appears* Hi *ninja-vanishes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *douchbag-appears* Hi *douchbag-vanishes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I apologize for my associate's behavior. For a room with a minibar, that'll be 40$ a night; not including the ladies of course. But we do give out free samples for first-time customers. And the motto should be: "We offer such cheap pussy, if you find it anywhere else cheaper, then FUCK IT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 "We offer such cheap pussy, if you find it anywhere else cheaper, then FUCK IT!" C'mon. You can do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Trust me, I've been thinking up a storm. Best other one is, "More Tally Whack for your Ban." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) @OXR: Can I rent a room with Wi-Fi connection, a Wii, a copy of SSBB with all characters unlocked and a minibar? Room for 2. Screw this room. Edited October 11, 2009 by Neji Hyuga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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