Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) C’mon ladies, admit it! We need men to complete us. They are the wisest, strongest and most powerful people today. If it weren’t for men we would have no idea how to live life. They come forward when you need help and they hold the door open for you, even though it should be us who should hold it open, right? You can never praise men enough, there’s just so much to talk about! In fact, there should be nothing more important then discussing the men in our lives. If it weren’t for men, all our energy would be wasted. Who would notice our beauty, hair, and make up, oh and let’s not forget the expensive name brand clothing? Did I forget to mention the millions of trips to the washroom to make sure that everything looks just right? I tell you, we wouldn’t be where we are today if it weren’t for men. Why bother going to office and work, why not stay at home and work on looking pretty for the men to come home to? Why not I say? They are the only ones who can make progress, not us. So, why bother? Instead, go to the gym and concentrate on looking young and beautiful. Men are the most perfect people we could have around us and they make great husbands too. They go to work all day and provide for the entire family, the least we are asked to do is some cleaning and cooking around the house, maybe take care of the kids and go to work. But that cannot even compare to what men do, not even close. They have to sit down on a chair all day long and type things up on a computer. Oh, the misery. They will always let you do everything for them, that way you always have control of any situation, what more can one ask for? I mean you get to do the laundry, cook the food, and all the decision-making is up to you. You have to admit they always have a way out of every situation. When they return home and we start our nagging and whining, they find a way out by turning on the new Sony TV and start watching the sport updates. That’s the way to go! When it comes to being a father, they do the best job. They buy the kids whatever they want, everyone’s happy. All the kids would be so gloomy if it weren’t for their fathers. We mothers just stand by and watch the Masters at work. They take the kids out to play and all we have to do is stay at home and maybe wash the dirty clothing, so much less work for us. All in all, we all have to admit someday that men are The Best. We woman are just here to amuse and please the Greater Beings. From now on why not call them Wise Men. You have to agree, they deserve that much respect.So quit your jabbering and start admiring these Amazing Beings. I rest my case. Does anyone find this one bit offensive, like seriously? I think it's full of shit. Edited October 18, 2009 by Iron Patriot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 where did you find this? and yes I agree with you that offensive. (the writer was ignorant of the female achievements in the world) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Let's just say I happen to be an acquaintance of that person who wrote and published that in a University newspaper. And yes. that person happens to be a female...<_< Edited October 18, 2009 by Iron Patriot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Let's just say I happen to be an acquaintance of that person who wrote and published that in a University newspaper. And yes. that person happens to be a female...<_< I see... Edited October 18, 2009 by Generic Officer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 The sarcasm in the paper is sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 I though she was just joking at first upon reading the first sentence, but she's actually serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Your mental level would have to be far less than that of a rock to believe even for a nanosecond that this is serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Did you even read the entire article? Because I don't even find one bit of that funny at all. As much as I don't want to believe it, that is actually serious shit right there. Edited October 18, 2009 by Iron Patriot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sounds a bit too obvious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 The article describes me perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'm pretty sure I already saw this before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sounds more like an anti-men article than an anti-women article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 That article is but fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyosua Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 You forgot the most critical part: Authored by Tedius Zanarukando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Did you even read the entire article? Because I don't even find one bit of that funny at all. As much as I don't want to believe it, that is actually serious shit right there. Dude, it's so incredibly, painfully sarcastic. If this is not sarcasm, then fuck, I may as well kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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