Junkhead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Wait. Wasn't Gretel sniped and Hansel the suckerpunched one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Wait. Wasn't Gretel sniped and Hansel the suckerpunched one? Hansel was the boy. He was sniped by Balalaika's men. Twice. And bled out while Balalaika watched. Gretel was the girl. She was suckerpunched by the guy who was supposed to help smuggle her out of the area. With a bullet to the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I know who's the girl and the boy! <_< I just remembered they switched wigs or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 I know who's the girl and the boy! <_< I just remembered they switched wigs or something Gretel was with the Lagoon company. If it were Hansel, Rock wouldn't have continued to refer to her as "she" and "her". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I always seem to get that part confused. Who exposed itself to Rock again? LOL, sorry, they actually confuse you at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Leatherface is a retard with a chainsaw. Hannibal is quick, smart, and is just plain agile. Freddy Krueger only comes to you in your dreams. Even then, Hannibal probably has very scary dreams. That and I don't think Hannibal has anything that Krueger can take advantage of. Jason is stupidly beatable. You either don't go near Crystal Lake, or you don't have sex with a teenager. Pinhead is only activated by solving the box. Hannibal likely has too much time fleeing from authorities and eating people to care about a measly puzzle. Jigsaw is one of the better villains I've seen in the theater recently. Too bad he's dead, although I'd love to see Hannibal go through a series of tests for Jigsaw. Greatest crossover ever? Hansel and Gretel would easily get killed by Hannibal. Two psycho kids vs. a homicidal cannibal with about a 172 I.Q? Possibly more? Yeah... Dexter Vs. Hannibal, it really depends. They both see each other as "trophies" of sorts. They're pretty equal, although Hannibal is more bloodthirsty. Light is a pussy without his precious little Death Note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 No, the Hansel & Gretel I mean are damn killing machines, they would no way be beaten by Hannibal, Hansel just could smack him in the head with his two battle axes, and no, he's not slow, so he CAN beat Hannibal, but I assume Gretel can too -_-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Gretel fires a fucking Minigun. From the hip. WITH ACCURACY. Hannibal would still fuck them up, and Johann would somehow talk them into killing each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 No, the Hansel & Gretel I mean are damn killing machines, they would no way be beaten by Hannibal, Hansel just could smack him in the head with his two battle axes, and no, he's not slow, so he CAN beat Hannibal, but I assume Gretel can too -_-. Yes they would. Hannibal is x100 the killing maniac these two are. And battle axes serve no problem to Hannibal either; I DO remember he escaped from solitary confinement by eating a guard's ear off then bludgeoning the remaining guard to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 What did you expect!? Guards are idiots in EVERY game/movie/anime, they're f*cking generic. And I don't think an old guy like him is fast enough to take on Hansel AND Gretel -_-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Yes he can. He escaped the clutches of Gary Oldman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 It saddens me to see that Dexter is losing to Light Fucking Yagami. Hell, why is Light winning AT ALL!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Hell, why is Light winning AT ALL!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Hell, why is Light winning AT ALL!? And yet Light is the only one of the three who was caught and killed. He's obviously the worst of the three, since Johann's still alive and no one even knows Dexter is a serial killer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie3.14 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Johan Would Definitely Win. No One Knows He is the Mastermind of All of these Psychos. BUT! He is not as good as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Could Kill ALL of these Psychos without using a gun or any STUPID Notebooks just his Fist. * BLINDFOLDED*. END OF STORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 (edited) Johan Would Definitely Win. No One Knows He is the Mastermind of All of these Psychos. BUT! He is not as good as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Could Kill ALL of these Psychos without using a gun or any STUPID Notebooks just his Fist. * BLINDFOLDED*. END OF STORY! Chuck Norris is a whinging pussy-boy. Cliff Lee could take him out with one pitch. Now, gIO, we may have had a recent skirmish over necroposting, but... Edited August 5, 2010 by Agent Dale Cooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie3.14 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Chuck Norris is a whinging pussy-boy. Cliff Lee could take him out with one pitch. Now, gIO, we may have had a recent skirmish over necroposting, but... Cliff Lee, huh... Chuck Norris can catch the ball before Lee could threw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Apart from the fact that Chuck Norris is a whinging pussy-boy with the martial skill of a glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie3.14 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Apart from the fact that Chuck Norris is a whinging pussy-boy with the martial skill of a glass of water. Yeah Let's say that Chuck Norris has the martial skill of a glass of water but still he can OWN Cliff's Pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Fukin Kira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Didn't this topic die last year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yes, but the Chuck Norris fanclub felt it necessary to insult the common notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 (edited) Johan Would Definitely Win. No One Knows He is the Mastermind of All of these Psychos. Dr. Tenma knows. And then there's Anna. Voted for Johan anyway since I have no idea who Dexter is. Edited August 5, 2010 by Proto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I also voted for Kira. He's clearly the best one here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 7, 2010 Author Share Posted August 7, 2010 Props to whoever changed Yagami to Yoshikage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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